Archer Quote

Archer: So, obviously, it would be a lot easier for me if you just disabled all that when you left work tonight...somehow.
Cheryl: Ooh, that would make me...uncomfortable.
Archer: Ugh, God, everything makes you uncomfortable!
[Archer and Cheryl are naked and on the floor of his apartment]
Archer: Just the tip?
[Archer is behind Cheryl now, who is on all fours]
Archer: Just the tip?
[Archer is waving an ice cream cone in front of Cheryl]
Archer: Just the tip!
Archer: How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant?
Cheryl: Because I kept screaming it!
(Later)
Cheryl: Are...are you gonna pay for your lunch?
Archer: Just the tip. ...Actually, I don't have any cash on me. Could you...get it? I also need cab fare.

TV Show: Archer

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