Archer Quote
Archer: So, obviously I'm not happy about this whole arrangement, but...
Cyril: But your mother is, so...
Archer: But I wonder what Lana thinks about...
Cyril: Lana's not "need to know" this.
Archer: Wow. "Open purse, remove balls," huh?
Cyril: Besides, I'm sure it's not the first time you've kept a secret from Lana.
Archer: Uh hello! Herpes?!
Cyril: YOU GAVE LANA HERPES?!
(Cheryl gasps loudly)
Cyril: Hello, Cheryl.
Cheryl: It's Carol.
Archer: Wha-- Since when?
Cheryl: Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.
Archer: Well that's just... Excuse us.
(Cyril and Archer walk away)
Cyril: What is this herpes business?
Archer: Bad joke. And a false alarm.
Cyril: But your mother is, so...
Archer: But I wonder what Lana thinks about...
Cyril: Lana's not "need to know" this.
Archer: Wow. "Open purse, remove balls," huh?
Cyril: Besides, I'm sure it's not the first time you've kept a secret from Lana.
Archer: Uh hello! Herpes?!
Cyril: YOU GAVE LANA HERPES?!
(Cheryl gasps loudly)
Cyril: Hello, Cheryl.
Cheryl: It's Carol.
Archer: Wha-- Since when?
Cheryl: Since I had it legally changed because you always call me Carol.
Archer: Well that's just... Excuse us.
(Cyril and Archer walk away)
Cyril: What is this herpes business?
Archer: Bad joke. And a false alarm.
TV Show: Archer
