Are You Being Served? Quote

Mrs. Slocombe: [seductively on the phone] Hello, Captain Peacock. This is Sexy Knickers.
Captain Stephen Peacock: [on the phone] Would you mind repeating that?
Mrs. Slocombe: This is Sexy Knickers.
Captain Stephen Peacock: That's what I thought you said. I beg your pardon, but am I speaking to a customer?
Mrs. Slocombe: [sly laugh] Naughty boy. Customer, indeed? Now, I'm not promising you anything, but I'll meet you outside at five thirty.
Captain Stephen Peacock: How shall I know you?
Mrs. Slocombe: [in her normal voice] What do you mean, how shall you know me? You sent me the note.
Captain Stephen Peacock: To whom am I speaking?
Mrs. Slocombe: Do you mean you really don't know?
Captain Stephen Peacock: I have no idea.
Mrs. Slocombe: Thank heaven for that. [hangs up the phone]

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