Armed and Dangerous (VG) Quotes

Rexus: [using a Jedi Mind trick] You don't need to see our papers.
Guards: [under Rexus's control] We don't need to see your papers.
Rexus: You're um... you're um...
Guards: [under Rexus's control] We're um... we're um...
Rexus: Quick! What should I say to them? I'm running out of power!
Guards: [under Rexus's control] Quick, what should he say to us? He's running out of power.
Q: Tell them they're both teapots!
Jonesy: No, Scottish miners!
Rome: Look, just tell 'em we're not the ones they're looking for.
Rexus: Wait, I got it! You're both... *French*!
Guards: [drop their guns and throw their hands up] We surrender! [run away]
Rexus: Now let's get moving, the Lady of the Pond waits.

Movie: Armed and Dangerous (VG)