Arthur Quotes
[At the glass shop, D.W. sees a woman and her teenage son debating]
Boy's Mother: Stop that! You'll break something!
Boy: [sighs heavily] Whatever.
Boy's Mother: That's enough back talk, young man! You can forget about going to that concert tonight!
Boy: WHAT?! You can't do that!
Boy's Mother: I can, and I have!:
Boy's Mother: Stop that! You'll break something!
Boy: [sighs heavily] Whatever.
Boy's Mother: That's enough back talk, young man! You can forget about going to that concert tonight!
Boy: WHAT?! You can't do that!
Boy's Mother: I can, and I have!:
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Catherine: [offscreen, calls Francine] Hey squirt, come here!
[Francine stands up off of the sofa and walks to her and Catherine's room]
Catherine: I was online and found some stuff you might want to use for your paper.
Francine: Oh thanks, but I finished it already. [looks at the printed article in surprise] Hey, this is my paper!
Catherine: You mean, you already used some of this information?
Francine: I used the whole thing. It was perfect for the topic. So I cut and pasted it into a new document and added a title.
Catherine: [disappointed] Francine, you CAN'T do that!
Francine: Why not?
Catherine: Because that's PLAGIARISM, that's why.
Francine: No, it isn't. It's called finishing your work early, so you can enjoy Thanksgiving. [worried] What's "plagiarism"?
Catherine: [picks up the printed article] It's when you take someone else's work and claim it's your own. It's basically STEALING.
Francine: But I already handed it in. So, you think I can get an "F"?
Catherine: Worse! You could be SUSPENDED.
Francine: Huh?
Oliver: [offscreen, from the kitchen] Kids! Dinner's ready!
Catherine: [whispers] You have to tell Ratburn!
[Francine stands up off of the sofa and walks to her and Catherine's room]
Catherine: I was online and found some stuff you might want to use for your paper.
Francine: Oh thanks, but I finished it already. [looks at the printed article in surprise] Hey, this is my paper!
Catherine: You mean, you already used some of this information?
Francine: I used the whole thing. It was perfect for the topic. So I cut and pasted it into a new document and added a title.
Catherine: [disappointed] Francine, you CAN'T do that!
Francine: Why not?
Catherine: Because that's PLAGIARISM, that's why.
Francine: No, it isn't. It's called finishing your work early, so you can enjoy Thanksgiving. [worried] What's "plagiarism"?
Catherine: [picks up the printed article] It's when you take someone else's work and claim it's your own. It's basically STEALING.
Francine: But I already handed it in. So, you think I can get an "F"?
Catherine: Worse! You could be SUSPENDED.
Francine: Huh?
Oliver: [offscreen, from the kitchen] Kids! Dinner's ready!
Catherine: [whispers] You have to tell Ratburn!
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Arthur: D.W. I'm trying to do my homework! And there's no such thing as busalooey! IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M GONNA WRECK THAT CD!
D.W.: : MOM!
Mr. David Read: (looking for the music for the party) I wouldn't have promised to bring the music to the party if I known I lost it.
Mrs. Jane Read: Found it!
Mr. David Read: Great!
D.W.: : Mom! Arthur's gonna wreck my Crazy Bus!
Mrs. Jane Read: Turn it off! I can't hear you!
(D.W. turns off the radio)
Mr. David Read: Arthur?
D.W.: : MOM!
Mr. David Read: (looking for the music for the party) I wouldn't have promised to bring the music to the party if I known I lost it.
Mrs. Jane Read: Found it!
Mr. David Read: Great!
D.W.: : Mom! Arthur's gonna wreck my Crazy Bus!
Mrs. Jane Read: Turn it off! I can't hear you!
(D.W. turns off the radio)
Mr. David Read: Arthur?
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[in Francine and Catherine's room, Catherine is reading a book called Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë, then lowers the book as Francine walks in with the ottoman]
Catherine: Hi Fran-- [screams][Francine sets down the ottoman and plugs it in] WHAT IS THAT??!!
Francine: An ottoman with built-in foot warmer and TV dinner tray! Arthur's parents were having a yard sale and letting me have it for free.
Catherine: [shakes her head in disbelief, lays her book, and stands up off of the bed] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the LAST STRAW! You are NOT bringing anymore REVOLTING JUNK into this room. [flashback of Francine bringing in an ice cream lamp, volcano alarm clock, and reptile] First, it was that lamp you bought when Tasty Cone went out of business. Then it was that UGLY lava alarm clock. And that reptile! [the flashback wipes out to the current] THIS MADNESS MUST STOP!
Francine: Oh, what about YOUR things?! Lacy curtains, lacy ugly cats, lacy pillows, LACY LACE?!
Catherine': So what if my half is laced-ribbon? It has a UNIFYING theme!
Francine: Yeah, NAUSEATING. That's the theme.
Catherine: You are so ignorant.
Francine: JUST wait until your feet get cold. Then you'll be sorry.
Catherine: Hi Fran-- [screams][Francine sets down the ottoman and plugs it in] WHAT IS THAT??!!
Francine: An ottoman with built-in foot warmer and TV dinner tray! Arthur's parents were having a yard sale and letting me have it for free.
Catherine: [shakes her head in disbelief, lays her book, and stands up off of the bed] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the LAST STRAW! You are NOT bringing anymore REVOLTING JUNK into this room. [flashback of Francine bringing in an ice cream lamp, volcano alarm clock, and reptile] First, it was that lamp you bought when Tasty Cone went out of business. Then it was that UGLY lava alarm clock. And that reptile! [the flashback wipes out to the current] THIS MADNESS MUST STOP!
Francine: Oh, what about YOUR things?! Lacy curtains, lacy ugly cats, lacy pillows, LACY LACE?!
Catherine': So what if my half is laced-ribbon? It has a UNIFYING theme!
Francine: Yeah, NAUSEATING. That's the theme.
Catherine: You are so ignorant.
Francine: JUST wait until your feet get cold. Then you'll be sorry.
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Hobson: My Name is Lillian and I am an alcoholic. I'm rich, I'm fabulously rich. I'm also generous and kind hearted. My father died when I was young and my mother was absent most of the time. Is this an excuse for making a mockery of my life? Oh it all looks very wild from the outside, I once went to bed with three European Princesses at the same time but A, I cant remember anything about it, and B, apparently I vomited over two of them before losing control of my bladder on the third, oh yes all such fun. Until the fog parts and suddenly there's a hole so big that all the vintage champagne and all the bat mobiles on the world can't fill it. Then I'm all alone on my magnetic bed, wondering what venereal disease I've just caught.
Arthur: Always the quiet ones.
Arthur: Always the quiet ones.
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Arthur: We shouldn't get married... we have nothing in common. You love horses. I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that kind of a commitment to a shoe?
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Police Sergeant: You're drunk again Arthur
Arthur: No... I have remained drunk since our last encounter
Arthur: No... I have remained drunk since our last encounter
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Arthur: Could I stay for a minute, please?
Naomi Quinn: Why?
Arthur: Because it will reduce the proportion of my life that I spend feeling totally miserable.
Naomi Quinn: Why?
Arthur: Because it will reduce the proportion of my life that I spend feeling totally miserable.
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Arthur: Why didn't you tell me before?
Hobson: I didn't want you to feel bad.
Arthur: Why are you telling me now?
Hobson: Because I want you to feel bad.
Hobson: I didn't want you to feel bad.
Arthur: Why are you telling me now?
Hobson: Because I want you to feel bad.
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Arthur: Tiffany, this is my nanny Hobson, my best friend in the whole world.
Tiffany: Your nanny?
Hobson: Hes merely shaped like an adult.
Tiffany: Your nanny?
Hobson: Hes merely shaped like an adult.
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Arthur: What was that?
Susan: A French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender, that was decidedly German.
Susan: A French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender, that was decidedly German.
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Susan: You're running from yourself Arthur.
Arthur: I wish I was, because I'd let me get away.
Arthur: I wish I was, because I'd let me get away.
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Arthur: Congratulations, you're winning the dead parent game. But it's not too late to run home and butcher my mother.
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Arthur: Hello Hobson!
Hobson: Morning Arthur. And Friend.
Arthur: [Points at Tiffany]Tiffany.
Hobson: Ohhh, Points for knowing her name and saying it with confidence.
Arthur: I made a Mental association with my lamp.
Hobson: Morning Arthur. And Friend.
Arthur: [Points at Tiffany]Tiffany.
Hobson: Ohhh, Points for knowing her name and saying it with confidence.
Arthur: I made a Mental association with my lamp.
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Hobson: [Holding up Tiffany's Bra]I wouldn't recommend letting him get used to your breasts dear, hes got an addictive personality. He was at mine till he was six.
Arthur: Hobson!
Hobson: I had to dab tabasco on the nipples to see him off
Arthur: That lady has never once breastfed me
Hobson: Despite his best efforts.
Arthur: Hobson!
Hobson: I had to dab tabasco on the nipples to see him off
Arthur: That lady has never once breastfed me
Hobson: Despite his best efforts.
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Hobson: Evander, if he's not out of this ring in one minute I'll bite your other ear off.
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Arthur: I'm talking about Tuscany! White truffle gelato! Have you ever tried white truffle gelato? It makes all other gelato taste like shit.
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