Arthur Christmas Quote

Santa: [Santa, Mrs Santa & Steve have arrived in Trelew on the S-1]Trelew! Out with the Old, In with the New!
Mrs. Santa: [Holding Santa's Hand]Well Done, Dear!
Santa: [Back on the Bridge of the S-1 as Steve has gone to give Gwen what we believe to be another version of the bike]Poor Arthur! He tried so hard! He slumped again!
Mrs. Santa: Off course not, Dear! We are here! The little girl will get her present! I think he has done rather Splendidly!
Santa: [Exclaiming]My Margaret!
Steve: [Rings the doorbell, the door opens and a child that looks just like Gwen appears]Good morning Gwen! Ho Ho Ho etc. Apologies for the minor delay, I am sure that even a child can understand that in a operation as complex as Christmas there is always a slightly insignificant margin of error, which is you! As a gesture, I have upgraded you to the
Steve: [Reveals the big purple hi-tech bicycle]
Steve: Glamour Fast Ultra X3, which retails at $9.99 more than your requested gift! Bigger and Better! You wouldn't mind just signing a legal waver?
Pedro: [the child appears to be a boy]No bien el se±or! Soy Pedro!
Steve: What? P-Pedro? A Boy? A Spanish Boy? This is an error! No Hablo Espanol!
Steve: [Snatches the bike off Pedro]
Steve: [Pedro and Steve start fighting, Pedro starts weeping and wailing in a tantrum, Mr & Mrs Santa back up on the S-1's bridge can see the commotion on the S-1's Steve-cam]Look! Will you...? No! No! No! Please don't cry! Please don't cry! No crying! No sobbing!

Movie: Arthur Christmas

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