As If Quotes

Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: You were flirting with him all night!
Nicki Sutton: Who?
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: Serge!
Nicki Sutton: I was NOT.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: Nicki, your knickers were around your ankles

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Allen Rissbrook: So here's how I see it. You're almost a teacher, and I'm pretty much a student. So it'd be a really bad idea if you kissed me.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: What?
Allen Rissbrook: It'd be like crossing a line.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: Yeah, and that's precisely why I'm NOT gonna do it.
Allen Rissbrook: No, but I can SAY ya did. Yeah?
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: Are you threatening me? When I can tell them that you were sitting in here, underage...
Allen Rissbrook: [taking one of Alex's tequilas] Drinking a drink that you bought me? [Alex grabs his wrist]
Allen Rissbrook: With you holding my hand?
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: You're screwed up.
Allen Rissbrook: Kiss me. Or I'll say you did. You know you want to.
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: No I don't.
Allen Rissbrook: Yes you do. Al... Sir...

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Nikki: Don't confuse love and lust. Lust is a lot easier.

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Suzanne 'Sooz' Lee: Jaime. If you really want to help you should go and create a performance piece. You know, something alone the line of... Food as Dirt... juxtaposed with the cleansing ritual.
Jamie Collier: Right, so you want me to do the washing up, then.

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[complaining about the age of consent in the UK being higher for homosexuals than for heterosexuals]
Alexander 'Alex' Stanton: It's a load of crap all this consent lark. Everyone of my mates is getting it, why can't I?

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