Ashes to Ashes Quotes
Alex Drake: Shaz, were there any calls?
Shaz Granger: One or two, Ma'am. [Reads from her notebook]
Shaz Granger: Several people were looking for Mr Hugh Jarse. And it turned out that Mike Rotch was quite popular too. Five or six had chronic asthma and one man had some very imaginative suggestions. You did want them word for word [shows Alex the notebook]
Alex Drake: [reads notebook] Oh God, sorry Shaz. What are people like?
Shaz Granger: One or two, Ma'am. [Reads from her notebook]
Shaz Granger: Several people were looking for Mr Hugh Jarse. And it turned out that Mike Rotch was quite popular too. Five or six had chronic asthma and one man had some very imaginative suggestions. You did want them word for word [shows Alex the notebook]
Alex Drake: [reads notebook] Oh God, sorry Shaz. What are people like?
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DCI Gene Hunt: Blimey, if that skirt was hitched any higher I could see what you had for breakfast.
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DCI Gene Hunt: What is that?
Chris Skelton: It's a kebab.
DCI Gene Hunt: It looks like a bloody pasty with its arse hanging out.
Chris Skelton: It's a kebab.
DCI Gene Hunt: It looks like a bloody pasty with its arse hanging out.
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DI Alex Drake: What's so special about you, Gene? When good coppers go under why do you appear?
DCI Gene Hunt: It's my aftershave and stop wiggling your bloody fingers everytime you say my name!
DCI Gene Hunt: It's my aftershave and stop wiggling your bloody fingers everytime you say my name!
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DI Alex Drake: How come you were there? Taking the little girl's hand? That couldn't have happened - you weren't there. You're not real.
DCI Gene Hunt: I'm everywhere, Bolly. I was needed and I was there.
DCI Gene Hunt: I'm everywhere, Bolly. I was needed and I was there.
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Gene Hunt: No sign of Summers. Both of them put one man in the frame.
Alex Drake: Lafferty. But how could he know that we'd brought Tomascz in?
Gene Hunt: Someone in our station told him. Probably the same bastard that stole the note. Someone in CID. Someone on my team.
Alex Drake: You thinking about Mac?
Gene Hunt: I'm thinking about Mac, about Kevin Hales, about every investigation that's gone tits up for as far back as I can remember.
Alex Drake: Lafferty. But how could he know that we'd brought Tomascz in?
Gene Hunt: Someone in our station told him. Probably the same bastard that stole the note. Someone in CID. Someone on my team.
Alex Drake: You thinking about Mac?
Gene Hunt: I'm thinking about Mac, about Kevin Hales, about every investigation that's gone tits up for as far back as I can remember.
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Gene Hunt: DI Bollyknickers, you appear to be drunk in charge of a handbag and dressed like a tart again.
Alex Drake: Oh, piss off, you lardy fascist!
Gene Hunt: We'll make a copper of you yet.
Alex Drake: Oh, piss off, you lardy fascist!
Gene Hunt: We'll make a copper of you yet.
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[Chris is eating a kebab]
Chris Skelton: Steady on, Guv! Nearly lost me breakfast then!
Gene Hunt: What is that?
Chris Skelton: It's a kebab.
Gene Hunt: Looks like a bloody pasty with its arse hanging out!
Chris Skelton: Steady on, Guv! Nearly lost me breakfast then!
Gene Hunt: What is that?
Chris Skelton: It's a kebab.
Gene Hunt: Looks like a bloody pasty with its arse hanging out!
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Gene Hunt: [to Alex Drake] You and me, Bolls, we're a team. Fighting the rot together.
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Gene Hunt: A quick reminder, Drakey. I am one of the good guys and you are on my side.
Alex Drake: This will never be my side.
Alex Drake: This will never be my side.
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Alex Drake: You're playing with them.
Gene Hunt: No, that's just the way I'm standing.
Gene Hunt: No, that's just the way I'm standing.
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Gene Hunt: But we've got even bigger fish to fry in this hornet's nest. We only have one stab at it otherwise it'll be like rats leaving a sinking ship.
Alex Drake: Metaphors- all over the shop.
Gene Hunt: I know. Clever, innit?
Alex Drake: Metaphors- all over the shop.
Gene Hunt: I know. Clever, innit?
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Gene Hunt: Bolls, don't cry. That's an order.
Alex Drake: I'm not.
Gene Hunt: Now if you don't stop crying, I might even start feeling sorry for you. And God forbid, I might even have to put a comforting arm around you.
Alex Drake: I'm not.
Gene Hunt: Now if you don't stop crying, I might even start feeling sorry for you. And God forbid, I might even have to put a comforting arm around you.
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Sharon “Shaz” Granger: It was a horrible shock but I'm not ashamed of you. I'm proud of you.
Chris Skelton: How could you possibly be proud of me?
Sharon “Shaz” Granger: Because you care when you get it wrong. It matters to you and that takes something special. I love you for that. Do you hear me? I love you.
Chris Skelton: How could you possibly be proud of me?
Sharon “Shaz” Granger: Because you care when you get it wrong. It matters to you and that takes something special. I love you for that. Do you hear me? I love you.
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Danny Stafford: How would you feel if someone much younger than you, better looking came in and took over your patch? Tried to get all the glory?
Gene Hunt: They'd melt in my shadow, son.
Gene Hunt: They'd melt in my shadow, son.
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Gene Hunt: Right, Viv, would you please escort Mr. Danny Stafford back to his luxury suite.
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[After Louise has been seen by Danny Stafford, Alex and Gene question their next move]
Alex Drake: She's not safe here. We have to get her out to somewhere safe.
Gene Hunt: Well what about that place that sells cheap plonk?
[The scene cuts to Luigi’s Restaurant]
Alex Drake: She's not safe here. We have to get her out to somewhere safe.
Gene Hunt: Well what about that place that sells cheap plonk?
[The scene cuts to Luigi’s Restaurant]
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[After another tough case is solved the team sit down to enjoy drinks in Luigi’s Restaurant. Luigi brings the drinks over to the table]
Gene Hunt: What is that?
Luigi: Its cocktail hour.
Gene Hunt: Is there any chance that I can get a drink that hasn't minced its way over here from Mayfair?
Gene Hunt: What is that?
Luigi: Its cocktail hour.
Gene Hunt: Is there any chance that I can get a drink that hasn't minced its way over here from Mayfair?
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Gene Hunt: Thank you Jim for what you did. No, really. Thank you for descending from your ivory tower to poke and prod us mere mortals. You know, sometimes I don't know how I can look at you, so bright is the light that shines out of your arse.
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[Gene and the team are in the middle of an undercover sting. One of their suspects starts to run and Alex draws a gun on him. She hesitates]
Gene Hunt: You gonna shoot him, Bolls?
[Alex remains silent but lowers her gun]
Gene Hunt: No? Right, let's go run him over!
Gene Hunt: You gonna shoot him, Bolls?
[Alex remains silent but lowers her gun]
Gene Hunt: No? Right, let's go run him over!
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Alex Drake: You don’t believe all that Police Widows stuff, do you?
Gene Hunt: No! It stinks more than a month old Chinky.
Gene Hunt: No! It stinks more than a month old Chinky.
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Gene Hunt: [Referring to DCI Litton and DI Bevan] Right, well, thanks to Litton and Large here we’ve got an attempted murder on our hands.
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[In the interview room Viv waits with Frank, setting up a tape recorder for the interview. Gene enters]
Gene Hunt: [To Frank] Right then you little scrotum – talk!
Viv: [Into the tape recorder] DCI Gene Hunt has entered the room.
Gene Hunt: [To Frank] Right then you little scrotum – talk!
Viv: [Into the tape recorder] DCI Gene Hunt has entered the room.
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Gene Hunt: [Into the tape recorder] 8: 32. Gene Hunt takes a sip of tea.
[Gene pours his cup of tea all over the tape recorder so that it malfunctions and he can continue to interrogate Frank in his own way]
[Gene pours his cup of tea all over the tape recorder so that it malfunctions and he can continue to interrogate Frank in his own way]
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Ray Carling: What would you do if someone wasn’t telling you the truth?
Chris Skelton: Why, you been to that Tranny bar again?
Chris Skelton: Why, you been to that Tranny bar again?
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DI Bevan: [To Alex] The thing about Hunt is not what he did but what he got other people to do.
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[Gene is sat in his office, Litton enters, closes the door and pulls down the blinds so no-one can see in]
Gene Hunt: What is this? A private striptease?
Gene Hunt: What is this? A private striptease?
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[The team are in the morgue]
Alex Drake: Looks like we’re dealing with murder.
Gene Hunt: [Thinking up a plan] But what if he’s not dead?
[The rest of the team cotton on apart from Chris]
Chris Skelton: [Pointing at the dead body on the slab] I think you’ll find he is, guv?!
Alex Drake: Looks like we’re dealing with murder.
Gene Hunt: [Thinking up a plan] But what if he’s not dead?
[The rest of the team cotton on apart from Chris]
Chris Skelton: [Pointing at the dead body on the slab] I think you’ll find he is, guv?!
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DI Bevan: [To Alex] Give me Frank Hardwick, and I’ll give you the story on Sam and Gene.
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Shaz: How did a riot like this even start?
Ray Carling: Because they took jellied eels of the menu.
Ray Carling: Because they took jellied eels of the menu.
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