Avatar - The Last Airbender Quotes
Toph: (To Sokka) How we doing?
Sokka: Things couldn't get much worse.
Sokka: Things couldn't get much worse.
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Sokka: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?
Toph: You make it too easy! (The serpent is about to attack but changes target to the Fire Nation ship when it is hit by a Fire Ball)
Sokka: Thank you, The Universe!
Toph: You make it too easy! (The serpent is about to attack but changes target to the Fire Nation ship when it is hit by a Fire Ball)
Sokka: Thank you, The Universe!
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Sokka: And the best part is... the eclipse isn't even our biggest advantage. We have a secret (looks around and whispers to Aang): You!
Aang: Me?!
Sokka: Yep, the whole world thinks you're dead…isn't that great?! (Aang stares at him, horrified)
Aang: Me?!
Sokka: Yep, the whole world thinks you're dead…isn't that great?! (Aang stares at him, horrified)
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Zuko: Why did you do it?
Azula: You're going to have to be a little more specific.
Zuko: Why did you tell Father that I was the one who killed the Avatar?
Azula: Can't this wait until morning?
Zuko: (firmly) It can't
Azula: Fine. You seemed so worried about how father would treat you because you hadn't captured the Avatar. I figured, if I gave you the credit, you'd have nothing to worry about.
Zuko: But why?
Azula: Call it a generous gesture. I wanted to thank you for your help, and I was happy to share the glory.
Zuko: You're lying.
Azula: If you say so.
Zuko: You have another motive for doing this. I just haven't figure out what it is.
Azula: (stretching up her arms) Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible. Sleep well, Zuzu.
Azula: You're going to have to be a little more specific.
Zuko: Why did you tell Father that I was the one who killed the Avatar?
Azula: Can't this wait until morning?
Zuko: (firmly) It can't
Azula: Fine. You seemed so worried about how father would treat you because you hadn't captured the Avatar. I figured, if I gave you the credit, you'd have nothing to worry about.
Zuko: But why?
Azula: Call it a generous gesture. I wanted to thank you for your help, and I was happy to share the glory.
Zuko: You're lying.
Azula: If you say so.
Zuko: You have another motive for doing this. I just haven't figure out what it is.
Azula: (stretching up her arms) Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible. Sleep well, Zuzu.
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Sokka: Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!
Toph: (sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
Sokka: (Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!
(One bird jumps on Sokka's head and caws, all laugh)
Toph: (sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
Sokka: (Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!
(One bird jumps on Sokka's head and caws, all laugh)
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Aang: I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody...
Katara: I call the silk robe!
Katara: I call the silk robe!
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Headmaster: Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...
Sokka: Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
Katara: Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.
Headmaster: Mr. and Mrs.... Fire, your son has been enrolled here for two days, and he's already causing problems. He's argued with his history teacher, disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.
Katara: (in shock) My goodness, that doesn't sound like our Kuzon.
Headmaster: That's what would any mother could say, Ma'am, nonetheless you're forewarned. If he acts up one more, I'll have him sent to reform school [standing up for emphasis]! By which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?
Sokka: Don't you worry, Mr. Headmaster! I'll straighten the boy up with something fierce. (in a fierce tone) YOUNG MAN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE PUNISHMENT OF A LIFETIME!
Headmaster: That's what I like to hear.
Sokka: Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
Katara: Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.
Headmaster: Mr. and Mrs.... Fire, your son has been enrolled here for two days, and he's already causing problems. He's argued with his history teacher, disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.
Katara: (in shock) My goodness, that doesn't sound like our Kuzon.
Headmaster: That's what would any mother could say, Ma'am, nonetheless you're forewarned. If he acts up one more, I'll have him sent to reform school [standing up for emphasis]! By which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?
Sokka: Don't you worry, Mr. Headmaster! I'll straighten the boy up with something fierce. (in a fierce tone) YOUNG MAN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE PUNISHMENT OF A LIFETIME!
Headmaster: That's what I like to hear.
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Mai: Orange is such an awful color.
Zuko: You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: I don't hate you, too.
Zuko: You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: I don't hate you, too.
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Azula: I hear you've been to see Uncle Fatso in the prison tower.
Zuko: That guard told you, didn't he?
Azula: No, you did. Just now.
Zuko: That guard told you, didn't he?
Azula: No, you did. Just now.
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Aang: I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai. And here's one that I made out of noodles!
Sokka: Impressive, I'll admit.
Sokka: Impressive, I'll admit.
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Katara: We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.
Sokka: Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.
Sokka: Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.
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Sokka(wearing his fake mustache): That's it! No more school for you, young man! (strokes his mustache)
Aang: I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time.
Toph: Ha ha. (Sokka narrows his eyes at Toph)
Aang: Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.
Sokka: What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?
Aang: I'm gonna throw them... a secret dance party! (Aang does a silly little dance, and everybody stares at him)
Sokka(adult voice): Go to your room!
Aang: I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time.
Toph: Ha ha. (Sokka narrows his eyes at Toph)
Aang: Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.
Sokka: What could you possibly do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?
Aang: I'm gonna throw them... a secret dance party! (Aang does a silly little dance, and everybody stares at him)
Sokka(adult voice): Go to your room!
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Katara: (looks away nervously) Oh, I don't know, Aang, these shoes aren't really right for dancing, and I'm not sure I know how to--
Aang: Take my hand.
Katara: (grinning) Okay.
Aang: Take my hand.
Katara: (grinning) Okay.
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[Aang and Katara are dancing together.]
Katara: Aang, everyone's watching.
Aang: Don't worry about them. (grins) It's just you and me right now.
Katara: Aang, everyone's watching.
Aang: Don't worry about them. (grins) It's just you and me right now.
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Sokka: Well, I am a fan of secret rivers...Alright. We can stay one more day.
Aang: Yeah! Flameo, hotman.
Sokka: Flameo?
Aang: Yeah! Flameo, hotman.
Sokka: Flameo?
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Xu: (grabs two gross-looking fish) Would you like the one-headed fish or the two-headed fish?
Sokka: ...TWO HEADED! (they look at him) What? You get more for your money that way!
Sokka: ...TWO HEADED! (they look at him) What? You get more for your money that way!
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Doc: You know, you're (Katara) not so bad for a Waterbender.
Sokka: Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?
Doc: No problem. Keeping my mouth shut is a speciality. But my brother, Xu on the other hand, oh, he's a blabbermouth! (Sokka slaps himself in the head)
Katara: So, Doc, you ready to clean this river?
Doc: No, ma'am. I'm gonna get my other brother, Bushi. He loves cleaning rivers! (takes off his first hat and reveals another hat beneath) All right, I'm Bushi! Let's get to some river cleaning!
Sokka: Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?
Doc: No problem. Keeping my mouth shut is a speciality. But my brother, Xu on the other hand, oh, he's a blabbermouth! (Sokka slaps himself in the head)
Katara: So, Doc, you ready to clean this river?
Doc: No, ma'am. I'm gonna get my other brother, Bushi. He loves cleaning rivers! (takes off his first hat and reveals another hat beneath) All right, I'm Bushi! Let's get to some river cleaning!
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Aang(to the Painted Lady): I'm the Avatar! (he jumps down in front of her)
Katara: (mysterious voice): Well, hello, Avatar. I wish I could talk, but I am very busy.
Aang: Yeah, me too; I hate that. (he looks at the Painted Lady, Katara tries to hide her face with her hat) You know, you're real pretty for a spirit. I don't get to meet many spirits. But the ones I do meet? Not very attractive. (Katara chuckles nervously)
Katara: Thank you, but-
Aang: You seem familiar. (he looks at the Painted Lady again, but Katara still hides her face with her hat)
Katara: A lot of people say that.
Aang: No. You really seem familiar.
Katara: Look, I really should get going. (Aang Airbends her hat off, Katara grabs it, and turns away)
Aang: Katara?
Katara(turning to face Aang; regretfully): Hi, Aang.
Aang(points at Katara): You're the Painted Lady?! But how?
Katara: I wasn't at first. But since that's who everybody thought I was, I guess I kinda became her. (she drops her hat)
Katara: (mysterious voice): Well, hello, Avatar. I wish I could talk, but I am very busy.
Aang: Yeah, me too; I hate that. (he looks at the Painted Lady, Katara tries to hide her face with her hat) You know, you're real pretty for a spirit. I don't get to meet many spirits. But the ones I do meet? Not very attractive. (Katara chuckles nervously)
Katara: Thank you, but-
Aang: You seem familiar. (he looks at the Painted Lady again, but Katara still hides her face with her hat)
Katara: A lot of people say that.
Aang: No. You really seem familiar.
Katara: Look, I really should get going. (Aang Airbends her hat off, Katara grabs it, and turns away)
Aang: Katara?
Katara(turning to face Aang; regretfully): Hi, Aang.
Aang(points at Katara): You're the Painted Lady?! But how?
Katara: I wasn't at first. But since that's who everybody thought I was, I guess I kinda became her. (she drops her hat)
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Sokka: (referring to the bright stars overhead) Wow, this really makes you realise how insignificant we all are.
Toph: Meh, if you haven't seen anything before, you've seen it a thousand times.
(a bright meteor suddenly heads earthward)
Sokka: Oh, man! You've NEVER not seen anything like this before!.
Toph: Meh, if you haven't seen anything before, you've seen it a thousand times.
(a bright meteor suddenly heads earthward)
Sokka: Oh, man! You've NEVER not seen anything like this before!.
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Aang: What should we do today?
Toph: I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes. Twice.
Aang: Twice?
Toph: The first time's for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.
Toph: I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes. Twice.
Aang: Twice?
Toph: The first time's for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.
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Toph: It's hot today.
Aang: How hot is it?
Toph: I dunno, really hot?
Katara: It's so hot, it's so hot! Th-That Momo's shedding like Appa! Huh huh? (waits for a reply or laugh)
Aang: I guess the jokes don´t run in the family.
Katara: Oh, everybody's a critic!
Aang: How hot is it?
Toph: I dunno, really hot?
Katara: It's so hot, it's so hot! Th-That Momo's shedding like Appa! Huh huh? (waits for a reply or laugh)
Aang: I guess the jokes don´t run in the family.
Katara: Oh, everybody's a critic!
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Toph: You noodlebrains don't have a clue what you're doing. I miss Sokka.
Katara: Ooh! I got one! If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him?! (Katara grins, Toph turns over)
Aang: (is silent, then blows away a nearby bug with Airbending)
Katara: Ooh! I got one! If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him?! (Katara grins, Toph turns over)
Aang: (is silent, then blows away a nearby bug with Airbending)
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Toph: Sokka's coming! (sits up excitedly then tries to look casual about it)
Sokka: Hey guys. How ya doin? (they all hug him)
Aang: Sokka!
Toph: You're back!
Katara: We missed you so much.
Aang: Say something funny!
Sokka: Funny how? (Aang and Katara start laughing) What's their deal?
Toph: (turns away trying to seem casual) I don't know. They missed you or something... (blushes) I didn't care.
Sokka: Thanks. That warms my heart.
Sokka: Hey guys. How ya doin? (they all hug him)
Aang: Sokka!
Toph: You're back!
Katara: We missed you so much.
Aang: Say something funny!
Sokka: Funny how? (Aang and Katara start laughing) What's their deal?
Toph: (turns away trying to seem casual) I don't know. They missed you or something... (blushes) I didn't care.
Sokka: Thanks. That warms my heart.
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Piandao: Don't think of your sword as a weapon. Think of it as another part of your body.
Sokka: Like a second head?
Piandao: More like an extra-long, really sharp arm.
Sokka: Like a second head?
Piandao: More like an extra-long, really sharp arm.
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Sokka: I'm not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the southern Water tribe. I lied so I can learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry.
Piandao: I'm sorry too.
Piandao: I'm sorry too.
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Piandao: (after their duel) Excellent work, Sokka. I think I'm a little old to be fighting the Avatar.
Aang: (shocked) How did you know?
Piandao: Oh, I've been around a while. You pick things up. Of course I knew from the beginning that Sokka was Water Tribe... You might want to think of a better Fire Nation cover name. Try Lee. There's a million Lees.
Katara: But why would you agree to train someone from the Water Tribe?
Piandao: The way of the sword doesn't belong to any one nation. Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.
Aang: (shocked) How did you know?
Piandao: Oh, I've been around a while. You pick things up. Of course I knew from the beginning that Sokka was Water Tribe... You might want to think of a better Fire Nation cover name. Try Lee. There's a million Lees.
Katara: But why would you agree to train someone from the Water Tribe?
Piandao: The way of the sword doesn't belong to any one nation. Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.
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Azula: [After winning a game of beach volleyball/"Kuai Ball"] Yes! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! [pause] Well, that was fun.
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