Avengers: Age of Ultron Quotes
Avengers: Age of Ultron
When Tony Stark and Bruce Banner try to jump-start a dormant peacekeeping program called Ultron, things go horribly wrong and it's up to Earth's mightiest heroes to stop the villainous Ultron from enacting his terrible plan.
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PG-13 | 2h 21min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 1 May 2015 (USA)
Natasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.
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Maria Hill: All set up boss.
Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss. [points to Captain America]
Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss. [points to Captain America]
Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
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Steve Rogers: You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.
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Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony Stark: It'll still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevator's not worthy.
Tony Stark: It'll still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevator's not worthy.
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Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan... [blasts Stark]
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan... [blasts Stark]
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Clint Barton: The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.
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Steve Rogers: [relieved]Fury, you son of a bitch!
Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Tony Stark: [Entering a room full of Hydra soldiers]Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through. [Shoots all the Hydra men non-fatally with tiny guided missiles]
Tony Stark: It was a good talk.
Fortress Soldier: No, it wasn't!
Tony Stark: It was a good talk.
Fortress Soldier: No, it wasn't!
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[Tony tries to lift the Mj÷lnir] Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
Thor: No, I'm sure.
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
Thor: No, I'm sure.
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Tony Stark: [Clint is introducing the Avengers to his wife]This is an agent of some kind.
Clint Barton: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: [smiles]I know all your names [Clint and Laura's kids come into view]
Clint Barton: Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy! [hugs kids]
Clint Barton: How are you guys doin'? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!
Tony Stark: These are... smaller agents.
Lila Barton: Did you bring antie-Nat?
Natasha Romanoff: Well why don't you hug her and find out!
Clint Barton: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: [smiles]I know all your names [Clint and Laura's kids come into view]
Clint Barton: Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy! [hugs kids]
Clint Barton: How are you guys doin'? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!
Tony Stark: These are... smaller agents.
Lila Barton: Did you bring antie-Nat?
Natasha Romanoff: Well why don't you hug her and find out!
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Steve Rogers: What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?
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Ultron: How do you hope to stop me?
Tony Stark: Like the old man said, Together.
Tony Stark: Like the old man said, Together.
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Tony Stark: Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said language?
Steve Rogers: I know! It just slipped out
Steve Rogers: I know! It just slipped out
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Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty... [enters a vision]
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Nick Fury: Outwit the platinum bastard.
Natasha Romanoff: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
Steve Rogers: You know what Romanoff...
Natasha Romanoff: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
Steve Rogers: You know what Romanoff...
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Natasha Romanoff: And how's little Natasha?
Laura: [holding her stomach]She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha Romanoff: [to womb]Traitor.
Laura: [holding her stomach]She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha Romanoff: [to womb]Traitor.
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Ultron: Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.
Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments.
Ultron: [laughs]I suppose we are.
Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
Ultron: They're doomed!
Vision: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.
Ultron: You're unbelievably na´ve.
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.
Vision: I suppose we're both disappointments.
Ultron: [laughs]I suppose we are.
Vision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.
Ultron: They're doomed!
Vision: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.
Ultron: You're unbelievably na´ve.
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.
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Thor: [about The Vision]If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.
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[Rhodey and Stark use their armored hands to TRY to budge Thor's hammer] James Rhodes: Are we even pulling?
Tony Stark: Are you on my team?
James Rhodes: Just represent! PULL!
Tony Stark: Are you on my team?
James Rhodes: Just represent! PULL!
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Pietro Maximoff: [speeding off with Wanda]Keep up, old man!
Clint Barton: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro's back]Nobody would know. Nobody. The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh... yeah, he'll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already... [Jogs after them]
Clint Barton: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro's back]Nobody would know. Nobody. The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh... yeah, he'll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already... [Jogs after them]
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Thor: [about Asgardian mead]It is not meant for mortal men.
Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie! Stop trying to scare us, come on!
Thor: All right. [pours a glass for Lee - cut to Lee being carried off in a daze]
Stan Lee: Excelsior...
Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie! Stop trying to scare us, come on!
Thor: All right. [pours a glass for Lee - cut to Lee being carried off in a daze]
Stan Lee: Excelsior...
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[after fighting off Ultron drones] Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? [Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]
Steve Rogers: You had to ask...
Ultron: [With his arms outstretched]THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me! [Battle ensues]
Steve Rogers: You had to ask...
Ultron: [With his arms outstretched]THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me! [Battle ensues]
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Vision: You're afraid.
Ultron: Of you?
Vision: Of death. You're the last one.
Ultron: You were supposed to be the last.
Ultron: Of you?
Vision: Of death. You're the last one.
Ultron: You were supposed to be the last.
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Ultron: [to the Avengers]I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.
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Tony Stark: [Searching for secret door]Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... [Finds and opens secret door]
Tony Stark: Yay!
Tony Stark: Yay!
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Thor: No one has to break anything.
Ultron ,
Tony Stark: Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Tony Stark: He beat me by one second.
Ultron ,
Tony Stark: Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Tony Stark: He beat me by one second.
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Tony Stark: Does anybody remember when I put a missile through a portal, in New York City? We were standing right under it. We're the Avengers, we can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day, but how do we cope with something like that?
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We'll lose.
Steve Rogers: We do that together too.
Steve Rogers: Together.
Tony Stark: We'll lose.
Steve Rogers: We do that together too.
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Clint Barton: [to Wanda]Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
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