Avengers: Infinity War Quotes
Avengers: Infinity War
The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.
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PG-13 | 2h 29min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy | 27 April 2018 (USA)
Peter Quill: Everybody stay where you are. Chill the eff out. I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
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Rocket Raccoon: You speak Groot?
Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
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Thanos: Daughter.
Young Gamora: Did you do it?
Thanos: Yes.
Young Gamora: What did it cost?
Thanos: ...Everything.
Young Gamora: Did you do it?
Thanos: Yes.
Young Gamora: What did it cost?
Thanos: ...Everything.
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Bruce Banner: Who's Scott?
Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.
Bruce Banner: There's an Ant-Man *and* a Spider-Man?
Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.
Bruce Banner: There's an Ant-Man *and* a Spider-Man?
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Tony Stark: [Bruce is struggling to Hulk out]Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
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Eitri: You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor: Only if I die.
Eitri: Yes. That's what... killing you means.
Thor: Only if I die.
Eitri: Yes. That's what... killing you means.
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Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now, you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one. [Thanos weeps]
Gamora: [scoffs]Really? Tears?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): They are not for him. [Gamora realizes what Thanos is going to do]
Gamora: [scoffs]Really? Tears?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): They are not for him. [Gamora realizes what Thanos is going to do]
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Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, he has.
Thor: He's never fought me twice.
Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, he has.
Thor: He's never fought me twice.
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Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
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Dr. Stephen Strange: Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill: Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Peter Quill: Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
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[Banner is trying to Hulk out while fighting Obsidion in the Hulkbuster armor] Bruce Banner: Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK!
Hulk: NOOOO!
Bruce Banner: Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!
Hulk: NOOOO!
Bruce Banner: Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!
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Peter Quill: Wait, who are you?
Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about.
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about.
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
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Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.
Peter Quill: The Avengers?
Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.
Peter Quill: The Avengers?
Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.
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Peter Parker: [while teleporting and beating up Thanos]Magic. More Magic. Magic with a Kick. Mag... [Thanos graps Peter by the throat]
Thanos: Insect!
Thanos: Insect!
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[the Guardians bring Thor aboard] Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?
Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter Quill: I'm muscular.
Rocket Raccoon: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Peter Quill: Yeah, right.
Drax: It's true. You have put on weight.
Peter Quill: What? [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]
Peter Quill: Gamora, do you think I'm...
Mantis: [sensing Thor]He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.
Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
Rocket Raccoon: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Gamora: [touching Thor's arms]It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.
Peter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.
Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter Quill: I'm muscular.
Rocket Raccoon: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Peter Quill: Yeah, right.
Drax: It's true. You have put on weight.
Peter Quill: What? [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]
Peter Quill: Gamora, do you think I'm...
Mantis: [sensing Thor]He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.
Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
Rocket Raccoon: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Gamora: [touching Thor's arms]It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.
Peter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.
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Tony Stark: If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?
Dr. Stephen Strange: No can do.
Wong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me. So...
Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark: Not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Bit chalky.
Dr. Stephen Strange: No can do.
Wong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me. So...
Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.
Tony Stark: Not bad.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Bit chalky.
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[Thor attacks Thanos with a blow to the chest] Thanos: You should have gone for the head. [snaps his fingers]
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Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
T'Challa: What did you imagine?
Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
T'Challa: What did you imagine?
Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
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Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
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Peter Quill: [notices Drax has been watching him and Gamora]Dude. How long have you been standing there?
Drax: An hour.
Peter Quill: An hour?
Gamora: Are you serious?
Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch. [slowing starts moving his hand]
Peter Quill: You're eating a Zargnut.
Drax: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: Hi, Drax.
Drax: [after a pause]Dammit.
Drax: An hour.
Peter Quill: An hour?
Gamora: Are you serious?
Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch. [slowing starts moving his hand]
Peter Quill: You're eating a Zargnut.
Drax: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
Peter Quill: Mmm, no.
Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Mantis: Hi, Drax.
Drax: [after a pause]Dammit.
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Gamora: I was a child when you took me.
Thanos: I saved you.
Gamora: No. We were happy on my home planet.
Thanos: You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.
Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet.
Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.
Gamora: You're insane.
Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
Gamora: You don't know that!
Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.
Thanos: I saved you.
Gamora: No. We were happy on my home planet.
Thanos: You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.
Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet.
Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.
Gamora: You're insane.
Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
Gamora: You don't know that!
Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.
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Thanos: The Tesseract? Or your brother's head? I assume you have a preference?
Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away! [sees Thor's traumatic suffering, screaming in agony]
Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!
Thor: We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard! [Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands]
Thor: You really are the worst brother!
Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk. [Hulk attacks Thanos]
Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away! [sees Thor's traumatic suffering, screaming in agony]
Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!
Thor: We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard! [Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands]
Thor: You really are the worst brother!
Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk. [Hulk attacks Thanos]
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Dr. Stephen Strange: We gotta turn this ship around.
Tony Stark: Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan.
Dr. Stephen Strange: No, I want to protect the stone.
Tony Stark: And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening.
Dr. Stephen Strange: For what? Nearly blasting me into space?
Tony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.
Dr. Stephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.
Tony Stark: Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.
Tony Stark: And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.
Peter Parker: I'm backup.
Tony Stark: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.
Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?
Peter Parker: No. I'm Peter, by the way.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange.
Peter Parker: Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.
Tony Stark: Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan.
Dr. Stephen Strange: No, I want to protect the stone.
Tony Stark: And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening.
Dr. Stephen Strange: For what? Nearly blasting me into space?
Tony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.
Dr. Stephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.
Tony Stark: Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.
Tony Stark: And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.
Peter Parker: I'm backup.
Tony Stark: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.
Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?
Peter Parker: No. I'm Peter, by the way.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange.
Peter Parker: Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.
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Tony Stark: [to the Guardians]We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude
Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a thing.
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50 of me that's stupid that's 100 you.
Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a thing.
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50 of me that's stupid that's 100 you.
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