Avengers: Infinity War Quotes
Avengers: Infinity War
The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.
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PG-13 | 2h 29min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy | 27 April 2018 (USA)
Bruce Banner: Thanos is coming... He's coming.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Who?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Who?
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Peter Quill: Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out! [to Iron Man]
Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?
Drax: I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?
Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak! [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go! [points his blaster in Drax's face]
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself! [to Spider-Man]
Peter Quill: Starting with you!
Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill: [incredulous]With Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?
Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?
Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?
Drax: I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?
Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak! [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go! [points his blaster in Drax's face]
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself! [to Spider-Man]
Peter Quill: Starting with you!
Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill: [incredulous]With Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?
Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?
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Thanos: [to Gamora]You're strong. Me. You're generous. Me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.
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Thanos: [Thanos prevents a blow from Doctor Strange]You're full of tricks, wizard.
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[during the battle at Wakanda after Rocket and Bucky team up] Rocket Raccoon: How much for the gun?
Bucky Barnes: Not for sale.
Rocket Raccoon: Okay, how much for the arm?
Bucky Barnes: Not for sale.
Rocket Raccoon: Okay, how much for the arm?
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Dr. Stephen Strange: Oh yeah. You're much more of a Thanos.
Thanos: I take it the Maw's dead. This day extracts a heavy toll, still he accomplished his mission.
Dr. Stephen Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.
Thanos: Where do you think he brought you?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Let me guess, your home?
Thanos: It was, and it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. When we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Genocide.
Thanos: They called me a mad man.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos: I'm a survivor.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos: With all six stones I can simply snap my fingers and it'll all cease to exist. I call that, mercy.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Then what?
Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Dr. Stephen Strange: I think you'll find our will, equal, to yours.
Thanos: Our?
Tony Stark: [Slams giant boulder into Thanos]Piece of cake Quill.
Peter Quill: Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off! [Battle begins]
Thanos: I take it the Maw's dead. This day extracts a heavy toll, still he accomplished his mission.
Dr. Stephen Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.
Thanos: Where do you think he brought you?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Let me guess, your home?
Thanos: It was, and it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. When we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Genocide.
Thanos: They called me a mad man.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Thanos: I'm a survivor.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.
Thanos: With all six stones I can simply snap my fingers and it'll all cease to exist. I call that, mercy.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Then what?
Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest will.
Dr. Stephen Strange: I think you'll find our will, equal, to yours.
Thanos: Our?
Tony Stark: [Slams giant boulder into Thanos]Piece of cake Quill.
Peter Quill: Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off! [Battle begins]
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Tony Stark: Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us. We use it. Alright, I have a plan. At least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't want to dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet. [Drax yawns]
Tony Stark: Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax: I stopped listening after you said we need a plan.
Tony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean's on his own page.
Peter Quill: See, not winging it isn't really what they do.
Peter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do?
Mantis: Kick names, take ass.
Drax: Yeah, that's right.
Tony Stark: All right, just get over here, please? Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill: Mr. Lord... Star-Lord is fine.
Tony Stark: We've gotta coalesce. Because if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude...
Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a, it's not a...
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage this alright? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half-human. So that's 50 of me that's stupid, and that's 100 you.
Tony Stark: Your math is blowing my min
Tony Stark: Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax: I stopped listening after you said we need a plan.
Tony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean's on his own page.
Peter Quill: See, not winging it isn't really what they do.
Peter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do?
Mantis: Kick names, take ass.
Drax: Yeah, that's right.
Tony Stark: All right, just get over here, please? Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?
Peter Quill: Mr. Lord... Star-Lord is fine.
Tony Stark: We've gotta coalesce. Because if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude...
Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.
Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
Tony Stark: What dance-off?
Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a, it's not a...
Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?
Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Peter Parker: It never was.
Tony Stark: Don't encourage this alright? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon.
Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half-human. So that's 50 of me that's stupid, and that's 100 you.
Tony Stark: Your math is blowing my min
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Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it.
Thanos: Stark!
Tony Stark: You know me?
Thanos: You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
Tony Stark: My only curse is you.
Thanos: Stark!
Tony Stark: You know me?
Thanos: You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
Tony Stark: My only curse is you.
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[Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda and Vision arrive at the Avengers Compound] Steve Rogers: Mr Secretary.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Arrest them.
James Rhodes: All over it. [Shuts off the hologram]
James Rhodes: . That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
Steve Rogers: You too Rhodey.
Natasha Romanoff: Hey.
James Rhodes: Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Bruce Banner: I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
Natasha Romanoff: Hi Bruce.
Bruce Banner: Nat.
Sam Wilson: This is awkward.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Arrest them.
James Rhodes: All over it. [Shuts off the hologram]
James Rhodes: . That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.
Steve Rogers: You too Rhodey.
Natasha Romanoff: Hey.
James Rhodes: Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.
Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Bruce Banner: I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.
Natasha Romanoff: Hi Bruce.
Bruce Banner: Nat.
Sam Wilson: This is awkward.
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T'Challa: Up, General. Up! This is no place to die.
Okoye: [as she watches T'Challa disintegrate]Hezvo?
Okoye: [as she watches T'Challa disintegrate]Hezvo?
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[Nebula appears to fight Thanos] Thanos: Well, well.
Nebula: You should have killed me.
Thanos: Would have been a waste of parts!
Nebula: You should have killed me.
Thanos: Would have been a waste of parts!
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Bruce Banner: Woah.
Shuri: The structure is polymorphic.
Bruce Banner: Right. We... we had to attach each neuron none... none sequentially.
Shuri: Why didn't you just preprogram the synopsis to work collectively?
Bruce Banner: [as Vision turns his attention to Banner with curiosity]Because, we, didn't... think of it?
Shuri: I'm sure you did your best.
Wanda Maximoff: Can you do it?
Shuri: Yes. But there are more than two trillion neurons here. One misalignment could cause a cascade of circuit failures. [to T'Challa]
Shuri: It will take time brother.
Steve Rogers: How long?
Shuri: As long as you can give me. [Alarms wails and Okoye informs them that something has entered the atmosphere]
Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap. We got a situation out here.
Bucky Barnes: [Ships hit invisible barrier over Wakanda]Man, I love this place.
James Rhodes: Don't start celebrating yet guys. We got more incoming outside the dome!
Vision: It's too late. We need to destroy the stone now.
Natasha Romanoff: Vision, get your ass back on the table.
T'Challa: We will hold them off.
Steve Rogers: Wanda. As soon as that stone is out of his head, you blow it to hell.
Wanda Maximoff: I will.
T'Challa: Evacuate the city, engage all defences and get this man a shield. [pointing at Steve]
Shuri: The structure is polymorphic.
Bruce Banner: Right. We... we had to attach each neuron none... none sequentially.
Shuri: Why didn't you just preprogram the synopsis to work collectively?
Bruce Banner: [as Vision turns his attention to Banner with curiosity]Because, we, didn't... think of it?
Shuri: I'm sure you did your best.
Wanda Maximoff: Can you do it?
Shuri: Yes. But there are more than two trillion neurons here. One misalignment could cause a cascade of circuit failures. [to T'Challa]
Shuri: It will take time brother.
Steve Rogers: How long?
Shuri: As long as you can give me. [Alarms wails and Okoye informs them that something has entered the atmosphere]
Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap. We got a situation out here.
Bucky Barnes: [Ships hit invisible barrier over Wakanda]Man, I love this place.
James Rhodes: Don't start celebrating yet guys. We got more incoming outside the dome!
Vision: It's too late. We need to destroy the stone now.
Natasha Romanoff: Vision, get your ass back on the table.
T'Challa: We will hold them off.
Steve Rogers: Wanda. As soon as that stone is out of his head, you blow it to hell.
Wanda Maximoff: I will.
T'Challa: Evacuate the city, engage all defences and get this man a shield. [pointing at Steve]
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Peter Quill: [to Rocket]For the record, I know you're only going to Nidavellir because it's where Thanos isn't.
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Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah he has.
Thor: He has never fought me twice.
Thor: Well, he has never fought me.
Rocket Raccoon: Yeah he has.
Thor: He has never fought me twice.
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Proxima Midnight: He'll die alone, as will you.
Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.
Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.
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Peter Quill: [Pointing guns at Stark and Parker]Everybody stay where you are, chill the F out. I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
Tony Stark: [Pointing weapon at Drax]Let's do it. You Shoot my guy, I'll blast him. Let's go!
Drax: Do it Quill, I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is, that's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.
Drax: Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
Tony Stark: [Pointing weapon at Drax]Let's do it. You Shoot my guy, I'll blast him. Let's go!
Drax: Do it Quill, I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is, that's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.
Drax: Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?
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Ebony Maw: Hear me... and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan... You may think this is suffering... No. It is salvation... Universal scales, tipped toward balance because of your sacrifice... Smile, for even in death you have become children of Thanos.
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James Rhodes: What is this? What the hell is happening?
Steve Rogers: Oh, God.
Steve Rogers: Oh, God.
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Bruce Banner: [to Thanos' army after Thor arrives in Wakanda]Ha! You guys are so screwed now!
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Thanos: You have my respect Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope They remember you.
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Dr. Stephen Strange: A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off your corpse.
Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off your corpse.
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Thanos: Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all
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[deleted scene] Thanos: When you left me all those years ago, I allowed it. You haven't been under the impression that you escaped? Daughter, I raised you so much smarter than that.
Gamora: I am not your daughter! You didn't raise me, you kidnapped me, orphaned me, and imprisoned me! Everything I hate about myself comes from you.
Gamora: I am not your daughter! You didn't raise me, you kidnapped me, orphaned me, and imprisoned me! Everything I hate about myself comes from you.
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[first lines] Asgardian Distress Call: This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman. We are under assault. I repeat, we are under assault. The engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range. We are 22 jump points out of Asgard. Our crew is made up of Asgardian families. We have very few soldiers here. This is not a warcraft. I repeat, this is not a warcraft!
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Peter Quill: I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.
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Thanos: [to Gamora]You're strong. Me, the generous... me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.
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James Rhodes: [looking for Sam, he was erased]Sam? Sam, where are you at?
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Natasha Romanoff: We don't want to kill you, but we will
Proxima Midnight: You'll never get the chance again
Proxima Midnight: You'll never get the chance again
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