Babes in Toyland Quotes
Toymaker: Oh, for heaven's sakes! Such a dreadful temper! I'm glad I'm not marrying you! Well, I am marrying you, but I'm marrying you to her.
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Toymaker: We are gathered here today to witness this young lady making her first step toward unhappiness. She's gonna marry you.
Barnaby: What?
Barnaby: What?
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Gonzorgo: We don't know how to tell you this, Miss Mary. No, we don't know how to tell you this at all. We were 20 leagues at sea and it was calm as it could be, when out of the north, there came a sudden squall! He was standing at the wheel he was, Miss Mary, and across the deck, the might ocean roared, and the mizzen broke and fell and we heard the fellow yell as it bashed him down and swept him overboard!
[sung]
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! Though we tried to save him, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But who, sir? Who sank?
Gonzorgo: It was Tom, ma'am. Tom sank.
Mary Contrary: Tom sank?
Mother Goose: Tom sank?
Sylvester: Who's Tom Sank?
Barnaby: What preposterous rumor are you spreading, sailors? Go on your way, unless you have some evidence, some proof for what you say?
Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir!
Mary Contrary: What proof do you have?
Gonzorgo: We are bringing you his personal belongings, and in his hat, we found this soggy note. Though the salty ocean spray somehow washed the words away, I'll see if I can't decipher what he wrote. "Darling Mary," he begins, or is that "dearest"? Yes, that's term he uses we agree. Now the boy goes on to tell how he hopes this finds you well. It's too bad he slowly sank into the sea.
[sung]
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! With no life preserver, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But this was to be our wedding day. Why would Tom be at sea?
Barnaby: Does this letter offe
[sung]
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! Though we tried to save him, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But who, sir? Who sank?
Gonzorgo: It was Tom, ma'am. Tom sank.
Mary Contrary: Tom sank?
Mother Goose: Tom sank?
Sylvester: Who's Tom Sank?
Barnaby: What preposterous rumor are you spreading, sailors? Go on your way, unless you have some evidence, some proof for what you say?
Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir!
Mary Contrary: What proof do you have?
Gonzorgo: We are bringing you his personal belongings, and in his hat, we found this soggy note. Though the salty ocean spray somehow washed the words away, I'll see if I can't decipher what he wrote. "Darling Mary," he begins, or is that "dearest"? Yes, that's term he uses we agree. Now the boy goes on to tell how he hopes this finds you well. It's too bad he slowly sank into the sea.
[sung]
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! With no life preserver, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But this was to be our wedding day. Why would Tom be at sea?
Barnaby: Does this letter offe
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Jack Nimble: Over my dead body!
Barnaby: If necessary.
Jack Nimble: Everything Lisa warned us about you is true!
Barnaby: Oh, I hope so.
Barnaby: If necessary.
Jack Nimble: Everything Lisa warned us about you is true!
Barnaby: Oh, I hope so.
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Jack: I come from...
Jack, Lisa Piper, George, Mary: [singing] C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all the other teams. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, Cincy is invincible, know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!
Jack, Lisa Piper, George, Mary: [singing] C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all the other teams. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, Cincy is invincible, know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!
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Jack: I come from...
Jack, Lisa Piper, George, Mary: [singing] C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all the other teams. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, Cincy is invincible, know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!
Jack, Lisa Piper, George, Mary: [singing] C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati! The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA! At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all the other teams. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, Cincy is invincible, know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene!
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Lisa Piper: I was in this town filled with talking toys and Mother Goose people, and horrible monsters tried to eat me alive!
Mrs. Piper: Well, of course they did, honey. Oh, that reminds me, I must call the pest control people.
Mrs. Piper: Well, of course they did, honey. Oh, that reminds me, I must call the pest control people.
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Ollie Dee: [Disgustedly to Stannie, as they are locked into the foot stocks] Good night, Ollie. *Mmmm*
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Ollie Dee: Goodbye Stannie.
Stannie Dum: Well aren't I going with you?
Ollie Dee: Why no. You've got to stay here with Barnaby. You're married to him.
Stannie Dum: I don't want to stay here with him.
Ollie Dee: Why not?
Stannie Dum: I don't love him.
Stannie Dum: Well aren't I going with you?
Ollie Dee: Why no. You've got to stay here with Barnaby. You're married to him.
Stannie Dum: I don't want to stay here with him.
Ollie Dee: Why not?
Stannie Dum: I don't love him.
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Ollie Dee: Me and The Toymaker are just like that!
[crosses his fingers for emphasis]
Stannie Dum: [looking at Ollie's crossed fingers] Which one's you?
[crosses his fingers for emphasis]
Stannie Dum: [looking at Ollie's crossed fingers] Which one's you?
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Toymaster: Barnaby, what is it exactly that you want? Didn't Santa bring you enough toys last Christmas?
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Widow Hubbard: [reading from notes] Why don't you keep your business out of other people's noses? I think I wrote that down wrong, but you know what I mean.
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"Passerby #1: There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake!
Passerby #2: He won't be pleased with that.
Passerby #2: He won't be pleased with that.
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Barnaby: For an evil person, I'm really very well organized, don't you think?
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Barnaby: Who are you?
Lisa Piper: I'm Lisa Piper and I'm from Cincinnati.
Barnaby: Cinci-whatski?
Lisa Piper: I'm not scared of you Mr. Barnicle, let go of me.
Barnaby: Well whoever you are, you will regret the day you ever set foot in Toyland.
Lisa Piper: Oh no I wont. Except for you this looks like a wonderful place, and I'm glad I got here on the day Mary Contrary didn't marry you.
Lisa Piper: I'm Lisa Piper and I'm from Cincinnati.
Barnaby: Cinci-whatski?
Lisa Piper: I'm not scared of you Mr. Barnicle, let go of me.
Barnaby: Well whoever you are, you will regret the day you ever set foot in Toyland.
Lisa Piper: Oh no I wont. Except for you this looks like a wonderful place, and I'm glad I got here on the day Mary Contrary didn't marry you.
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Barnaby: Not yet, boys. The odds will be better when they're sleeping. We'll wait till nightfall. Come, let us lurk!
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Barnaby: Who are you?
Lisa Piper: I'm Lisa Piper and I'm from Cincinnati.
Barnaby: Cinci-whatski?
Lisa Piper: I'm not scared of you, Mr. Barnicle, let go of me.
Barnaby: Well, whoever you are, you will regret the day you ever set foot in Toyland.
Lisa Piper: Oh, no, I won't. Except for you this looks like a wonderful place, and I'm glad I got here on the day Mary Contrary didn't marry you.
Lisa Piper: I'm Lisa Piper and I'm from Cincinnati.
Barnaby: Cinci-whatski?
Lisa Piper: I'm not scared of you, Mr. Barnicle, let go of me.
Barnaby: Well, whoever you are, you will regret the day you ever set foot in Toyland.
Lisa Piper: Oh, no, I won't. Except for you this looks like a wonderful place, and I'm glad I got here on the day Mary Contrary didn't marry you.
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Gonzorgo: We don't know how to tell you this, Miss Mary. No, we don't know how to tell you this at all. We were 20 leagues at sea and it was calm as it could be, when out of the north, there came a sudden squall! He was standing at the wheel he was, Miss Mary, and across the deck, the might ocean roared, and the mizzen broke and fell and we heard the fellow yell as it bashed him down and swept him overboard! [sung]
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! Though we tried to save him, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But who, sir? Who sank?
Gonzorgo: It was Tom, ma'am. Tom sank.
Mary Contrary: Tom sank?
Mother Goose: Tom sank?
Sylvester: Who's Tom Sank?
Barnaby: What preposterous rumor are you spreading, sailors? Go on your way, unless you have some evidence, some proof for what you say?
Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir!
Mary Contrary: What proof do you have?
Gonzorgo: We are bringing you his personal belongings, and in his hat, we found this soggy note. Though the salty ocean spray somehow washed the words away, I'll see if I can't decipher what he wrote. "Darling Mary," he begins, or is that "dearest"? Yes, that's term he uses we agree. Now the boy goes on to tell how he hopes this finds you well. It's too bad he slowly sank into the sea. [sung]
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! With no life preserver, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But this was to be our wedding day. Why would Tom be at sea?
Barnaby: Does this letter offer some explanation? I presume he's written more?
Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir! "I am poor," the
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! Though we tried to save him, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But who, sir? Who sank?
Gonzorgo: It was Tom, ma'am. Tom sank.
Mary Contrary: Tom sank?
Mother Goose: Tom sank?
Sylvester: Who's Tom Sank?
Barnaby: What preposterous rumor are you spreading, sailors? Go on your way, unless you have some evidence, some proof for what you say?
Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir!
Mary Contrary: What proof do you have?
Gonzorgo: We are bringing you his personal belongings, and in his hat, we found this soggy note. Though the salty ocean spray somehow washed the words away, I'll see if I can't decipher what he wrote. "Darling Mary," he begins, or is that "dearest"? Yes, that's term he uses we agree. Now the boy goes on to tell how he hopes this finds you well. It's too bad he slowly sank into the sea. [sung]
Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! With no life preserver, he sank into the sea!
Mary Contrary: But this was to be our wedding day. Why would Tom be at sea?
Barnaby: Does this letter offer some explanation? I presume he's written more?
Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir! "I am poor," the
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Justice Grimm: Do you take the breathtaking Mary to be your beautiful, loving wife from this moment on, to love and be unbelievably kind to, to share the joys of Toyland and all your hopes and dreams with, forever and a day?
Jack: It's not long enough, but I do.
Jack: It's not long enough, but I do.
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Justice Grimm: Dear friends and neighbors, as Justice of the Peace of Toyland, it falls within my power to join this handsome couple...
[looks at Barnaby]
Justice Grimm: Well, anyway, this couple, in matrimony.
[looks at Barnaby]
Justice Grimm: Well, anyway, this couple, in matrimony.
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Justice Grimm: Dear friends and neighbors, as Justice of the Peace of Toyland, it falls within my power to join this handsome couple...
[looks at Barnaby]
Justice Grimm: Well, anyway, this couple, in matrimony.
[looks at Barnaby]
Justice Grimm: Well, anyway, this couple, in matrimony.
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Ollie Dee: So far so good.
Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.
Stannie Dum: It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.
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