Back at the Barnyard Quotes
Opening Announcer: In the barnyard justice system, there animals who make crimes and animals who prosecute them. Some of them have udders.
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Otis the Cow: Hey, what did you use in that energy drink?
Bessy the Cow: Milk.
Peck the Rooster: Vitamins.
Abby the Cow: Love.
Otis the Cow: And...?
Freddy the Ferret: And these pepper shakers.
Otis the Cow: That's not pepper, that's dynamite!
Bessy the Cow: Milk.
Peck the Rooster: Vitamins.
Abby the Cow: Love.
Otis the Cow: And...?
Freddy the Ferret: And these pepper shakers.
Otis the Cow: That's not pepper, that's dynamite!
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Pig the Pig: Psst, I'm not wearing any pants.
Otis the Cow: What's that code for?
Pig the Pig: That wasn't a code. I just felt like sharing.
Otis the Cow: What's that code for?
Pig the Pig: That wasn't a code. I just felt like sharing.
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Freddy: He seems nice... or, wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yeah, dangerously insane!
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Freddy: Yay, I love kabobs! [everyone loooks at him] Sorry.
Pig: My work here is done
Pig: My work here is done
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Duke: [whining and punching a post] No, I do not want to be eaten. I'm too young!
Pip: Dude, you're a dog. The farmer won't eat you.
Duke: What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low-fat chips and a cherry cola?
Pip: Dude, you're a dog. The farmer won't eat you.
Duke: What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low-fat chips and a cherry cola?
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Otis: Pip and I have this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us.
Bessy: Yeah, I'll do that right after never.
Bessy: Yeah, I'll do that right after never.
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Otis: With great cow power, there must also come great cow responsibility!
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Female Patron: And I'd like a side salad.
Bessy: Yeah, well, I'd like a cruise to Barbados, but that's not happening either.
Bessy: Yeah, well, I'd like a cruise to Barbados, but that's not happening either.
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[all stuck in shed]
Pig: Gotta say, not too crazy 'bout the new digs.
Otis: I dunno. I kinda like it. It gives the chance to really know each other; like the various meats of a hoagie.
Pig: Gotta say, not too crazy 'bout the new digs.
Otis: I dunno. I kinda like it. It gives the chance to really know each other; like the various meats of a hoagie.
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Otis: [writing personal advertisement for the Farmer] Let's see now ... Gloomy farmer seeking anyone with pulse. Hmm ... We should hot it up a little.
Pip: Write he's rich. The ladies love cheddar.
Otis: [writing] Rich farmer.
Abby: And he gotta have muscles!
Otis: [writing] Rich, really bulky farmer.
Pig: Yes, but don't write farmer! Write [writing] exploding lion tamer.
Abby: Even more bulky! And write that he has a pony! [writing] Has a pony...
Otis: Okay, I will read it to you. Erfglag 7 star number sign glarg... If we had fingers!
Pip: I can do it. [jumps on the keyboard] There, what do you think?
Otis: [reading] Rich agricultural mogul with body like a Greek god wishes to share life with somebody like you.
[everybody likes it]
Pip: Write he's rich. The ladies love cheddar.
Otis: [writing] Rich farmer.
Abby: And he gotta have muscles!
Otis: [writing] Rich, really bulky farmer.
Pig: Yes, but don't write farmer! Write [writing] exploding lion tamer.
Abby: Even more bulky! And write that he has a pony! [writing] Has a pony...
Otis: Okay, I will read it to you. Erfglag 7 star number sign glarg... If we had fingers!
Pip: I can do it. [jumps on the keyboard] There, what do you think?
Otis: [reading] Rich agricultural mogul with body like a Greek god wishes to share life with somebody like you.
[everybody likes it]
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Peck: Why, it sounds like a heavenly angel.
Freddy: Or a bewitching sorceress luring us to our doom.
Otis: Hey, maybe the angel and the sorceress had a kid... a...
Freddy: You mean a sorcer-angel?
Otis: No, more like an angel-ress.
Freddy: Or a bewitching sorceress luring us to our doom.
Otis: Hey, maybe the angel and the sorceress had a kid... a...
Freddy: You mean a sorcer-angel?
Otis: No, more like an angel-ress.
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