Banacek Quotes

Norman Esposito: Don't say anything. He's just fishing.
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Thomas Banacek: Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles back at the rear end of an elephant.
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Thomas Banacek: No offense, but do you always talk like that?
Cap'n Jack Osburn: Like what?
Thomas Banacek: Like a cross between Captain Ahab and Long John Silver's parrot.
Cap'n Jack Osburn: Ha-ha, you've found me out, lad.
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Thomas Banacek: When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.
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Thomas Banacek: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Thomas Banacek: Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
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