Band of Brothers Quotes
[Nixon falls down after a German bullet ricochets off his helmet]
Winters: Nix!
Nixon: I'm all right! I'm all right... am I all right?
Winters: Yeah, yeah, you are. [smiles a bit]
Nixon: Yeah? Quit lookin' at me like that!
Winters: Nix!
Nixon: I'm all right! I'm all right... am I all right?
Winters: Yeah, yeah, you are. [smiles a bit]
Nixon: Yeah? Quit lookin' at me like that!
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[gambling on a game of darts]
Luz: Lieutenant, are you going to shoot lefty all night?
Toye: Hey, c'mon.
Luz: I'm just curious cause he's right-handed.
Buck: [switches hands] George, what would I do without George Luz?
Luz: Lieutenant, are you going to shoot lefty all night?
Toye: Hey, c'mon.
Luz: I'm just curious cause he's right-handed.
Buck: [switches hands] George, what would I do without George Luz?
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Guarnere: (to Bull) I don't know whether to slap you, kiss you, or salute you.
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Guarnere: (on Bull's MIA status) If there ain't no body, then there ain't nobody dead.
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Webster: [in Holland] They all speak English, they all love us - what a fantastic country!
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Winters: I don't like retreating.
Nixon: First time for everything.
Winters: How'd the other divisions fare up north?
Nixon: (Pauses) I think we're gonna have to find another way into Germany.
Nixon: First time for everything.
Winters: How'd the other divisions fare up north?
Nixon: (Pauses) I think we're gonna have to find another way into Germany.
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Webster: [after being wounded] 'They got me'? You believe that? Can you believe I said that?
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Winters: Joe, drop your ammo.
Liebgott: What? What are you doing?
Winters: [pulls out the ammo from the weapon, displaying a single bullet] You have one round. [Turns at John Martin] Johnny, how many prisioners do we have?!
Martin: We got 11 right now, sir.
Winters: [Turns back to Liebgott] You drop a prisoner, the rest will jump you. I want all prisoners back at the company CP. Alive.
Liebgott: What? What are you doing?
Winters: [pulls out the ammo from the weapon, displaying a single bullet] You have one round. [Turns at John Martin] Johnny, how many prisioners do we have?!
Martin: We got 11 right now, sir.
Winters: [Turns back to Liebgott] You drop a prisoner, the rest will jump you. I want all prisoners back at the company CP. Alive.
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Lt. George Rice (10th Armour): Panzer division is about to cut the road south. Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.
Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.
Lt. George Rice: Good luck.
Nixon: Thanks.
Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.
Lt. George Rice: Good luck.
Nixon: Thanks.
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Malarkey: Hey, Skip! Where ya been? I've been lookin' all over for you!
Skip Muck: Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here.
Skip Muck: Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here.
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Nixon: I don't know why I'm still doing this.
Winters: Drinking?
Nixon: No, hiding it in your foot locker. I'm a captain, for Christ sake.
Winters: Why don't you just give it up?
Nixon: Drinking?
Winters: No, hiding it in my foot locker. You're a captain, for Pete's sake.
Nixon: Maybe you're right. Maybe this is the perfect place to stop drinking. Right here on the business end of the Allied advance... Cheers! [continues drinking out of his bottle of VAT 69]
Winters: Drinking?
Nixon: No, hiding it in your foot locker. I'm a captain, for Christ sake.
Winters: Why don't you just give it up?
Nixon: Drinking?
Winters: No, hiding it in my foot locker. You're a captain, for Pete's sake.
Nixon: Maybe you're right. Maybe this is the perfect place to stop drinking. Right here on the business end of the Allied advance... Cheers! [continues drinking out of his bottle of VAT 69]
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Nixon: [holds up a ticket to Paris for Richard Winters, without saying what it is]
Winters: What is that? A piece of paper? I don't want to see another piece of paper!
Nixon: You are going to Paris, my friend, City of Light.
Winters: What is that? A piece of paper? I don't want to see another piece of paper!
Nixon: You are going to Paris, my friend, City of Light.
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Winters: [trying to wake up Nixon] All right...[dumps a full pitcher on Nixon]
Nixon: [groans and slowly wakes, then notices what Winters has done] Oh... CHRIST! That's my own piss, for Christ sakes!
Nixon: [groans and slowly wakes, then notices what Winters has done] Oh... CHRIST! That's my own piss, for Christ sakes!
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Martin: Hey, Frank, you keep cleaning those teeth the Germans are going to see you a mile away. Shoot ya dead.
Perconte: (brushing teeth) That's right, Pee Wee, you keep laughin'.
Sisk: [Doc Roe shows up] Hey, Doc. [Roe opens Perconte's pack]
Perconte: Doc, that's my stuff. Aww, come on, Doc...
Doc Roe: What, you got a drug store in here?"
Perconte: No, I own my stuff! Well, what are you looking for?
Doc Roe: Scissors. Thank you, Perconte.
Perconte: Took my goddamn scissors!
Perconte: (brushing teeth) That's right, Pee Wee, you keep laughin'.
Sisk: [Doc Roe shows up] Hey, Doc. [Roe opens Perconte's pack]
Perconte: Doc, that's my stuff. Aww, come on, Doc...
Doc Roe: What, you got a drug store in here?"
Perconte: No, I own my stuff! Well, what are you looking for?
Doc Roe: Scissors. Thank you, Perconte.
Perconte: Took my goddamn scissors!
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Doc Roe: You're a good nurse.
Renee: No. I never want to treat another wounded man again. I'd rather work in a butcher's shop.
Renee: No. I never want to treat another wounded man again. I'd rather work in a butcher's shop.
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[Skinny Sisk has a painful leg injury]
Perconte: Skinny, you got blood all over my trousers!
Skinny Sisk: I'm real sorry, Frank!
Perconte: Skinny, you got blood all over my trousers!
Skinny Sisk: I'm real sorry, Frank!
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Doc Roe: Where are your boots?
Toye: In Washington, up General Taylor's ass.
Toye: In Washington, up General Taylor's ass.
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Penkala: I don't want to go back to no aid station!
Doc Roe: Well, you're in luck, we ain't got no aid station! Penkala, scissors. I need scissors. You got scissors?
Penkala: What the hell I need scissors for?
Doc Roe: Got your aid kit? Right, well, you don't need this. Not yet. I do.
Doc Roe: Well, you're in luck, we ain't got no aid station! Penkala, scissors. I need scissors. You got scissors?
Penkala: What the hell I need scissors for?
Doc Roe: Got your aid kit? Right, well, you don't need this. Not yet. I do.
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Winters: Harry. Fire's not a good idea.
Welsh: Just a couple of minutes. We're in a dell.
Winters: A dell? Like where fairies and gnomes live?
[Nixon walks up]
Nixon: I swear I thought I could smell a fire. I did smell a fire. Are you out of your mind? [starts warming his hands at the fire]
Winters: Well, we're in a dell.
Nixon: Huh?
Welsh: Just a couple of minutes. We're in a dell.
Winters: A dell? Like where fairies and gnomes live?
[Nixon walks up]
Nixon: I swear I thought I could smell a fire. I did smell a fire. Are you out of your mind? [starts warming his hands at the fire]
Winters: Well, we're in a dell.
Nixon: Huh?
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Doc Roe: [in the middle of the forest] Do you have scissors? I need scissors.
Smokey Gordon: Scissors? I have to check the sewing room. They might be upstairs in the study in that skinny old drawer in the middle of the desk...
Smokey Gordon: Scissors? I have to check the sewing room. They might be upstairs in the study in that skinny old drawer in the middle of the desk...
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Doc Roe: Everything's ok? [to Edward 'Babe' Heffron][no reply] Babe?
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Yeah.
Doc Roe: [looks at the wounded hand of Edward 'Babe' Heffron] How did you do that?
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: You did that.
Doc Roe: I'll fix it up.
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Hey, Gene, you called me Babe.
Doc Roe: I did? When?
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Just now.
Doc Roe: Babe. [thinks] I guess I did.
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: [impersonates Eugene 'Doc' Roe]Babe...
Doc Roe: Heffron, watch the god-damn line.
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Yeah.
Doc Roe: [looks at the wounded hand of Edward 'Babe' Heffron] How did you do that?
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: You did that.
Doc Roe: I'll fix it up.
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Hey, Gene, you called me Babe.
Doc Roe: I did? When?
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: Just now.
Doc Roe: Babe. [thinks] I guess I did.
Edward 'Babe' Heffron: [impersonates Eugene 'Doc' Roe]Babe...
Doc Roe: Heffron, watch the god-damn line.
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Nixon: I've seen the States, I grew up there. That's why I came to Europe. I just wish somebody had told me there was a war on.
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Penkala: [about Buck] "Don't do anything stupid"? Who the hell is he talking to? A bunch of morons who volunteered to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Can you get any more stupid then that?
Luz: Probably not.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: I swam across the Niagara once.
Alex Penkala: [sarcastically] Yeah.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: I swear! On a bet.
George Luz: What, in a barrel?
Warren 'Skip' Muck: No... God... I didn't go over the falls, George. I swam across the river.
George Luz: I don't know.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: Ten miles up from the falls. I tell you: that current is damn strong.
Alex Penkala: Oh, yeah.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: Must have carried me at least 2 miles downstream before I got across. But, I got across. Now personally, I didn't think it was all that stupid, but my mom, my sister, Ruth... They gave me all kinds of hell.
George Luz: Yeah, I bet, Muck.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: So did Faye. [his girlfriend]
George Luz: Aah, sweet Faye Tanner...
Warren 'Skip' Muck: Shut it, George.
Alex Penkala: Well, they had a point - you're an idiot.
Luz: Probably not.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: I swam across the Niagara once.
Alex Penkala: [sarcastically] Yeah.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: I swear! On a bet.
George Luz: What, in a barrel?
Warren 'Skip' Muck: No... God... I didn't go over the falls, George. I swam across the river.
George Luz: I don't know.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: Ten miles up from the falls. I tell you: that current is damn strong.
Alex Penkala: Oh, yeah.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: Must have carried me at least 2 miles downstream before I got across. But, I got across. Now personally, I didn't think it was all that stupid, but my mom, my sister, Ruth... They gave me all kinds of hell.
George Luz: Yeah, I bet, Muck.
Warren 'Skip' Muck: So did Faye. [his girlfriend]
George Luz: Aah, sweet Faye Tanner...
Warren 'Skip' Muck: Shut it, George.
Alex Penkala: Well, they had a point - you're an idiot.
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Bill Guarnere: Jesus Christ. Gotta go through all this, with a C.O.'s got his head so far up his fuckin' ass that the lump in his throat is his goddamn nose.
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Winters: Speirs! Get yourself over here. Get out there and relieve Dike and take that attack on in!
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Lt. Dike: First Sergeant Lipton, you organize things here, I'm gonna go for help.
Luz: What the fuck?
Luz: What the fuck?
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George Luz: Hey, look! It's 1st Battalion! Hey! HEY!
1st Battalion soldier: Whadda you want?
Luz: Yeah, thanks for crappin' in our foxholes, ya shitheads.
1st Battalion soldier: Hey, it's our pleasure.
Randelman: Enjoy the walk, boys!
1st Battalion soldier: Whadda you want?
Luz: Yeah, thanks for crappin' in our foxholes, ya shitheads.
1st Battalion soldier: Hey, it's our pleasure.
Randelman: Enjoy the walk, boys!
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Speirs: You wanna know if they're true or not, the stories about me? Did you ever notice with stories like that, everyone says they heard it from someone who was there. Then when you ask that person, they say they heard it from someone who was there. It's nothing new, really. I bet if you went back two thousand years, you'd hear a couple centurions standing around yakkin' about how Tertius lopped off the heads of some Carthaginian prisoners.
Lipton: Well, maybe they kept talking about it because they never heard Tertius deny it.
Speirs: Maybe that's because Tertius knew there was some value to the men thinking he was the meanest, toughest son of a bitch in the whole Roman Legion.
Lipton: Well, maybe they kept talking about it because they never heard Tertius deny it.
Speirs: Maybe that's because Tertius knew there was some value to the men thinking he was the meanest, toughest son of a bitch in the whole Roman Legion.
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Warren 'Skip' Muck: [introducing a replacement by talking him trough the wounds the Easy Company soldiers had] Hey even first sergeant Lipton over there! He got a couple of pieces of a tank shell burst in Carentan. One chunk in the face, another chunk almost took out his nuts.
Bill Guarnere: How are those nuts, Sarge?
Carwood Lipton: Doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask.
Bill Guarnere: How are those nuts, Sarge?
Carwood Lipton: Doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask.
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