BASEketball Quote
Joseph R. Cooper: [Squeak is trying to shut off their gas] Shoot for it. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Shoot for it? What are you, insane? This is my job, you assholes!
Joseph R. Cooper: Look, it's a good deal. All you gotta do is make a single from right here, and you can shut off our gas and we'll never call you "Squeak" again. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Or bitch. Joseph R. Cooper, Douglas "Swish" Reemer: [Coop and Reemer exchange looks] Or bitch. [together] Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [Squeak lines up, ready to shoot] All right. Check this shit out.
Joseph R. Cooper: [psyche-out] Steve Perry. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Huh? [shoots and misses, ball bounces off roof and hits dog] Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Tough break, Squeak.
Joseph R. Cooper: Yeah, now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch. [agitated dog growls, and rocks gate vigorously]
Joseph R. Cooper: Look, it's a good deal. All you gotta do is make a single from right here, and you can shut off our gas and we'll never call you "Squeak" again. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Or bitch. Joseph R. Cooper, Douglas "Swish" Reemer: [Coop and Reemer exchange looks] Or bitch. [together] Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: [Squeak lines up, ready to shoot] All right. Check this shit out.
Joseph R. Cooper: [psyche-out] Steve Perry. Kenny "Squeak" Scolari: Huh? [shoots and misses, ball bounces off roof and hits dog] Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Tough break, Squeak.
Joseph R. Cooper: Yeah, now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch. [agitated dog growls, and rocks gate vigorously]
Movie: BASEketball
