Bats Quotes
Bank customer: Hi, I'd like to make a deposit.
Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
Bank customer: [holds up money] Money. I'd like to deposit money
Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
Bank customer: In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank.
Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out]
Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
Bank customer: [holds up money] Money. I'd like to deposit money
Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
Bank customer: In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank.
Female bank worker: [gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out]
Movie: Bats
Blue Jay: Would you wipe my tears?
Bat Thumb: No I will not wipe your tears, what part of you thinks that I would wipe your tears?
Blue Jay: The good part of me!
Bat Thumb: No I will not wipe your tears, what part of you thinks that I would wipe your tears?
Blue Jay: The good part of me!
Movie: Bats
Dale Van Gorder: We didn't mean to fool you, auntie.
Cornelia van Gorder: You didn't... gardeners don't have manicured fingernails.
Cornelia van Gorder: You didn't... gardeners don't have manicured fingernails.
Movie: Bats
Narrator: El Paso, Texas: Way stop on the road West; back door to Mexico. They say you could find anything you wanted in El Paso - except a quiet evening. This man found three bullets with his name on them. The name: Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.
Movie: Bats