Battleship Quote

Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Sir, if I could just have a minute of your time? [He holds up his cell phone, displaying a picture of... ]
Alex Hopper: Why am I staring at a lizard?
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Because this is my pet lizard, sir, Penelope the Third. And they have the exact same eyes...
Alex Hopper: You've got fifteen seconds, go.
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: [referring to the aliens]I tried the helmet on, and the helmet is basically extreme sunglasses, along with some hydration and some oxygen saturation, and some other stuff that I don't understand, but we took Penelope to the beach one time, which was a terrible idea. She went absolutely nuts, because she can't handle the sunlight! And I don't think they can handle it either, sir. [silence]
Alex Hopper: You try anything else on?
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Negative, sir. Just the helmet.

Movie: Battleship

COMMENTS

You must be a Quotesoup.com member to leave a comment