Beast Wars Quotes
[Dinobot is attempting to single-handedly fight off a Predacon attack on the ancestors of the human race, but is blasted by Quickstrike back into some rocks severely damaging him]
Quickstrike: Well, howdy, haha! Don't bother getting up, I'll just kick you while you're down!
Dinobot groans but fires a blast from his eye lasers knocking Quickstrike back then gets to his feet and attempts to fire another blast.
Automated System Diagnostic: Warning, systems failing. [Quickstrike's eye narrow smugly.]
Quickstrike: [gloating and tauntingly] So, what's a warrior without weapons, eh?
Dinobot: A warrior still! [Punches Quickstrike twice, then throws him so he lands on his head, knocking him out]
Quickstrike: Well, howdy, haha! Don't bother getting up, I'll just kick you while you're down!
Dinobot groans but fires a blast from his eye lasers knocking Quickstrike back then gets to his feet and attempts to fire another blast.
Automated System Diagnostic: Warning, systems failing. [Quickstrike's eye narrow smugly.]
Quickstrike: [gloating and tauntingly] So, what's a warrior without weapons, eh?
Dinobot: A warrior still! [Punches Quickstrike twice, then throws him so he lands on his head, knocking him out]
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Dinobot: You have the instincts of a warrior. You know when danger's approaching.
Tigatron: Why do you stalk me?
Dinobot: To... talk.
Tigatron: I have nothing more to say.
Dinobot: Then look! [Dinobot points towards a meadow where gazelles are grazing peacefully. Suddenly a tiger attacks and pounces upon one of the gazelles... ]
Dinobot: That is the law of the jungle - the hunter and the hunted! Scrap or be scrapped!
Tigatron: Animals fight to survive!
Dinobot: What do you think war is about?
Tigatron: Why do you stalk me?
Dinobot: To... talk.
Tigatron: I have nothing more to say.
Dinobot: Then look! [Dinobot points towards a meadow where gazelles are grazing peacefully. Suddenly a tiger attacks and pounces upon one of the gazelles... ]
Dinobot: That is the law of the jungle - the hunter and the hunted! Scrap or be scrapped!
Tigatron: Animals fight to survive!
Dinobot: What do you think war is about?
TV Show: Beast Wars
Optimus Primal: Well fought, Maximal.
Dinobot: You chose a perfect time to return to our ranks. I am in your debt.
Tigatron: I must still grieve for my friend... but as long as there are Predacons to harm this world, I will fight to protect it.
Dinobot: You chose a perfect time to return to our ranks. I am in your debt.
Tigatron: I must still grieve for my friend... but as long as there are Predacons to harm this world, I will fight to protect it.
TV Show: Beast Wars
Tigatron: Lie still. You've been hit. Your beast mode will make repairs but it will take time.
Airazor: But Blackarachnia and Scorpinok. Oh.
Tigatron: I intercepted one of Scorpinok's cyberbees. I was able to reprogram it while you were unconscious. With luck it should reach the Maximal base right about now.
Airazor: But Blackarachnia and Scorpinok. Oh.
Tigatron: I intercepted one of Scorpinok's cyberbees. I was able to reprogram it while you were unconscious. With luck it should reach the Maximal base right about now.
TV Show: Beast Wars
Tigatron: We should move... how are you feeling?
Airazor: Better. Still thrashed... (grunts) ...can't fly.
Tigatron: In that case... the lady shall ride a tiger.
Airazor: Better. Still thrashed... (grunts) ...can't fly.
Tigatron: In that case... the lady shall ride a tiger.
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Airazor: You may need backup.
Tigatron: I hunt better, alone.
Airazor: Or sometimes you can be too alone.
Tigatron: I hunt better, alone.
Airazor: Or sometimes you can be too alone.
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Airazor: But it wouldn’t hurt to visit us now and then would it?
Tigatron: No, I don’t suppose it would. Farewell my friends.
Tigatron: No, I don’t suppose it would. Farewell my friends.
TV Show: Beast Wars
Tigatron: (referring to both the planet and Airazor) I'd forgotten what beauty this planet once offered. (Tigatron and Airazor move together to kiss)
Airazor: Tigatron!
Tigatron: Airazor!
Tigatron: Wherever you go, my spark shall find yours!
Airazor: ...and mine, yours! (both vanish into a bright light)
Airazor: Tigatron!
Tigatron: Airazor!
Tigatron: Wherever you go, my spark shall find yours!
Airazor: ...and mine, yours! (both vanish into a bright light)
TV Show: Beast Wars
Silverbolt: Blackarachnia, I want you to return with me, to the Maximals.
Blackarachnia: Get a clue, you canine cretin! I'm a Predacon! I'm evil! I'll shoot you--
Silverbolt: No. My heart tell me that you will not.
Blackarachnia: Oh yeah? [shoots him in the leg]
Silverbolt: [shocked] You... SHOT me!
Blackarachnia: No duh, Dog-Boy! I'm evil! Now do you believe me?
Silverbolt: And yet... you ensured the wound would not be mortal. Your inner Maximal goodness—
Blackarachnia: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUUUPPP!
Silverbolt: I know how you're feeling. You don't know whether to kiss me, or kill me.
Blackarachina: [angrily] I'm a black widow spider, you idiot! [suggestive] I can do both.
[Waspinator, a little way ahead, transforms and looks at his map.]
Waspinator: Wazzpinator has reached coordinates! [Checks map]] Hmm...that weird- [Gets blown to pieces by the stasis pod Silverbolt and Blackarachnia were riding.]
Blackarachnia: Get a clue, you canine cretin! I'm a Predacon! I'm evil! I'll shoot you--
Silverbolt: No. My heart tell me that you will not.
Blackarachnia: Oh yeah? [shoots him in the leg]
Silverbolt: [shocked] You... SHOT me!
Blackarachnia: No duh, Dog-Boy! I'm evil! Now do you believe me?
Silverbolt: And yet... you ensured the wound would not be mortal. Your inner Maximal goodness—
Blackarachnia: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUUUPPP!
Silverbolt: I know how you're feeling. You don't know whether to kiss me, or kill me.
Blackarachina: [angrily] I'm a black widow spider, you idiot! [suggestive] I can do both.
[Waspinator, a little way ahead, transforms and looks at his map.]
Waspinator: Wazzpinator has reached coordinates! [Checks map]] Hmm...that weird- [Gets blown to pieces by the stasis pod Silverbolt and Blackarachnia were riding.]
TV Show: Beast Wars
Blackarachnia: What are you looking at?
Silverbolt: That star. It's a planet really. It's Venus. It reminds me of you.
Blackarachnia: Dark, hot, deadly, and poisonous? You're sweet.
Silverbolt: No, wait. That's not what I meant...
Silverbolt: That star. It's a planet really. It's Venus. It reminds me of you.
Blackarachnia: Dark, hot, deadly, and poisonous? You're sweet.
Silverbolt: No, wait. That's not what I meant...
TV Show: Beast Wars
Blackarachnia: I'm tired of being your slave. Terminate the link between us or I'll crack this cube, and you know what will happen then.
Tarantulas: You don't have the nerve. Besides, I can stop you with a single thought.
Blackarachnia: Really? I'm betting the energon radiation will interfere with our link.
Tarantulas: Will it? Let's find out!
[Tarantulas tries to enter Blackarachnia's head.]
Blackarachnia: I warned you!
[Upon cracking the energon cube, Blackarachnia starts to scream.]
Tarantulas: Demon! What have you done?! Stop this insanity, She-Spider! Throw the cube away!
Blackarachnia: ... Never!... I will be free... one way or another!...
Tarantulas: Fine! Go ahead and delete yourself for all I - [suddenly wails in pain] ... The cyberlink works both ways!... I share your pain...
Blackarachnia: ... Then sever the link, Tarantulas!... Save us both!...
Tarantulas: ... No... I can't...
Blackarachnia: ... Then... we go off-line... together!
Tarantulas: ... Fine!... You win!... Again!... The link is broken... Get out of my mind! GET OOOUUT!
Blackarachnia: [throws the cube away] Told you I'd be free.
Tarantulas: [angry] But you won't live to gloat about it. I'm going to take you apart, piece by treacherous piece.
Tarantulas: You don't have the nerve. Besides, I can stop you with a single thought.
Blackarachnia: Really? I'm betting the energon radiation will interfere with our link.
Tarantulas: Will it? Let's find out!
[Tarantulas tries to enter Blackarachnia's head.]
Blackarachnia: I warned you!
[Upon cracking the energon cube, Blackarachnia starts to scream.]
Tarantulas: Demon! What have you done?! Stop this insanity, She-Spider! Throw the cube away!
Blackarachnia: ... Never!... I will be free... one way or another!...
Tarantulas: Fine! Go ahead and delete yourself for all I - [suddenly wails in pain] ... The cyberlink works both ways!... I share your pain...
Blackarachnia: ... Then sever the link, Tarantulas!... Save us both!...
Tarantulas: ... No... I can't...
Blackarachnia: ... Then... we go off-line... together!
Tarantulas: ... Fine!... You win!... Again!... The link is broken... Get out of my mind! GET OOOUUT!
Blackarachnia: [throws the cube away] Told you I'd be free.
Tarantulas: [angry] But you won't live to gloat about it. I'm going to take you apart, piece by treacherous piece.
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[Tarantulas takes Blackarachnia into a choke-hold]
Blackarachnia: You?! What are you doing here?!
Tarantulas: You have some information I need.
[Megatron listens through a radio he planted on Tarantulas]
Megatron: Yeeesss, let's hear it...
Blackarachnia: Okay, Tarantulas, here's the scoop: Megatron is a slag-sucking saurian. Got it?
Megatron: [growls] She'll pay for that!
Blackarachnia: You?! What are you doing here?!
Tarantulas: You have some information I need.
[Megatron listens through a radio he planted on Tarantulas]
Megatron: Yeeesss, let's hear it...
Blackarachnia: Okay, Tarantulas, here's the scoop: Megatron is a slag-sucking saurian. Got it?
Megatron: [growls] She'll pay for that!
TV Show: Beast Wars
Cheetor: Silverbolt?
Silverbolt: Yes?
Cheetor: Well, I just, kinda wanted to say I'm really sorry about all this and well I promise I'll bring her in with minimal damage, okay?
Silverbolt: Well, that is very considerate of you, Cheetor... and I am sorry too.
Cheetor: Sorry? For what?
Silverbolt: For... THIS! [Silverbolt punches Cheetor and knocks him down] Cheetor, how do you feel?
Cheetor: Woah, a little dizzy, but I'll be okay.
Silverbolt: Then I am, again, sorry. [Silverbolt hits Cheetor again, knocking him out]
Silverbolt: Yes?
Cheetor: Well, I just, kinda wanted to say I'm really sorry about all this and well I promise I'll bring her in with minimal damage, okay?
Silverbolt: Well, that is very considerate of you, Cheetor... and I am sorry too.
Cheetor: Sorry? For what?
Silverbolt: For... THIS! [Silverbolt punches Cheetor and knocks him down] Cheetor, how do you feel?
Cheetor: Woah, a little dizzy, but I'll be okay.
Silverbolt: Then I am, again, sorry. [Silverbolt hits Cheetor again, knocking him out]
TV Show: Beast Wars
Dinobot: [holding Tarantulas hostage] Do not fire, Megatron! I have a hostage!
Megatron: Why, so you do! [Shoots Tarantulas]
Megatron: Why, so you do! [Shoots Tarantulas]
TV Show: Beast Wars
[The Maximals discover that Optimus Prime is critically wounded]
Optimus Primal: Silverbolt! What [gasps in horror at Prime's smoking head] Well, that's just prime!
Rattrap: Or what's left of him, anyway.
[Rhinox smacks Rattrap]
Optimus Primal: Silverbolt! What [gasps in horror at Prime's smoking head] Well, that's just prime!
Rattrap: Or what's left of him, anyway.
[Rhinox smacks Rattrap]
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[Optimus Primal has just fused his spark with that of Optimus Prime]
Cheetor: Bigbot? How do you feel?
Optimus Primal: In a word... PRIME!
Cheetor: Bigbot? How do you feel?
Optimus Primal: In a word... PRIME!
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[Waspinator has just been shocked by an energy surge from a computer]
Megatron: Damage report.
Waspinator : Waspinator in pain, but still functional.
Megatron: Not YOU, imbecile, the COMPUTER!
Megatron: Damage report.
Waspinator : Waspinator in pain, but still functional.
Megatron: Not YOU, imbecile, the COMPUTER!
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[responding to a summons from Megatron]
Blackarachnia: You bellowed?
Megatron: I did, yesss.
Blackarachnia: You bellowed?
Megatron: I did, yesss.
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[Terrorsaur has been knocked into a cliff wall by a blast from Cheetor]
Terrorsaur: [To Waspinator] DO SOMETHING!
Waspinator: Terrorsaur not give signal!
Terrorsaur: ATTACK, YOU IMBECILE!
Waspinator: [To viewer]] Waspinator will engage enemy.
Terrorsaur: [To Waspinator] DO SOMETHING!
Waspinator: Terrorsaur not give signal!
Terrorsaur: ATTACK, YOU IMBECILE!
Waspinator: [To viewer]] Waspinator will engage enemy.
TV Show: Beast Wars
[After Megatron has one of his infamous monologues]
Blackarachnia: Why do you always talk to yourself?
Megatron: Oh, I just feel the need for... intelligent conversation.
Blackarachnia: Why do you always talk to yourself?
Megatron: Oh, I just feel the need for... intelligent conversation.
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Depth Charge: I have no time for you now, X.
Rampage: Just like you had you had no time for Starbase Rugby? You had friends there, as I recall; tasty ones, too.
Rampage: Just like you had you had no time for Starbase Rugby? You had friends there, as I recall; tasty ones, too.
TV Show: Beast Wars
[The final battle between Megatron and Optimal Optimus]
Megatron: Well?! Let's have it! The usual "destiny and honour" speech!
Optimus Primal: Speech this. (Punches Megatron in the face)
Megatron: Well?! Let's have it! The usual "destiny and honour" speech!
Optimus Primal: Speech this. (Punches Megatron in the face)
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[Transwarp drive has shorted out, and the Axalon is plummiting to the ground]
Rattrap: We're all gonna die!
Dinobot: Wait! Look! Down in the sky! Is it a bird?
Rhinox: Maybe a plane!
Rattrap: Nah! It's Optimus!
[Heroic music plays, as Optimus singlehandedly uses his jets to set the entire ship down safely]
Rattrap: We're all gonna die!
Dinobot: Wait! Look! Down in the sky! Is it a bird?
Rhinox: Maybe a plane!
Rattrap: Nah! It's Optimus!
[Heroic music plays, as Optimus singlehandedly uses his jets to set the entire ship down safely]
TV Show: Beast Wars
[After Silverbolt breaks through the Axalon's hull to find Blackarachnia]
Rattrap: Ah, I used to be young like that.
Optimus: ...What?!
Rattrap: Err—I mean, we've got trouble! Oh yeah, trouble... with a capital "B"!
Rattrap: Ah, I used to be young like that.
Optimus: ...What?!
Rattrap: Err—I mean, we've got trouble! Oh yeah, trouble... with a capital "B"!
TV Show: Beast Wars
Megatron: A stick? Against a Transmetal? Really, Dinobot, I think not! Face it Dinobot, you're old technology, obsolete! What can you possibly do?
Dinobot: Improvise!
Dinobot: Improvise!
TV Show: Beast Wars
Quickstrike: So, what's a warrior without weapons, eh?
Dinobot: A warrior STILL!
(Dinobot then proceeds to bash up Quickstrike despite his injured weaponless state.)
Dinobot: A warrior STILL!
(Dinobot then proceeds to bash up Quickstrike despite his injured weaponless state.)
TV Show: Beast Wars
Tarantulas: You shouldn't take your eyes off a spider. They tend to be venomous.
Dinobot: But they still SQUASH!
(Dinobot blasts loose a giant boulder above Tarantulas, which lands on top of Tarantulas.)
Dinobot: But they still SQUASH!
(Dinobot blasts loose a giant boulder above Tarantulas, which lands on top of Tarantulas.)
TV Show: Beast Wars
[Waspinator has been possessed by the Spark of Starscream, and is attacking the Maximal base, outmaneuvering their fire]
Cheetor: Hey, since when did Buzz-Brain learn to fly so fast?
Starscream: Since his exostructure was commandeered by the Spark of AIR COMMANDER STARSCREAM!!!
Dinobot: Starscream?! Impossible!
[Megatron gets behind Dinobot and shoots him in the back]
Megatron: Now now, Dinobot. We must pay attention, otherwise deary-me, look what happens!
Cheetor: Hey, since when did Buzz-Brain learn to fly so fast?
Starscream: Since his exostructure was commandeered by the Spark of AIR COMMANDER STARSCREAM!!!
Dinobot: Starscream?! Impossible!
[Megatron gets behind Dinobot and shoots him in the back]
Megatron: Now now, Dinobot. We must pay attention, otherwise deary-me, look what happens!
TV Show: Beast Wars
Megatron: First we conquered, now we devide. Tarantulas, Terrorsaur, you'll return with me. Scorponok and Blackarachnia will stay here, under the command of Starscream.
Terrorsaur: Starscream? How come he gets promoted?
[Megatron grabs Terrorsaur]
Megatron: [to Starscream] Thus you are rewarded for your service. [to Terrorsaur] And thus you are encouraged to keep your beak shut!
Terrorsaur: Starscream? How come he gets promoted?
[Megatron grabs Terrorsaur]
Megatron: [to Starscream] Thus you are rewarded for your service. [to Terrorsaur] And thus you are encouraged to keep your beak shut!
TV Show: Beast Wars
Starscream: Perhaps I'm being oversensitive, Blackarachnia, but is there something you're not telling me?
Blackarachnia: More like something you're not telling us!
Starscream: Such as?
Blackarachnia: I scanned your file. You weren't blasted to scrap metal by Unicron. You got blasted by Galvatron! AFTER you betrayed him!
Starscream: GALVATRON WAS A FOOL! IDESERVEDTO LEAD!
Blackarachnia: More like something you're not telling us!
Starscream: Such as?
Blackarachnia: I scanned your file. You weren't blasted to scrap metal by Unicron. You got blasted by Galvatron! AFTER you betrayed him!
Starscream: GALVATRON WAS A FOOL! IDESERVEDTO LEAD!
TV Show: Beast Wars