Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes
Butt-head: I heard on MTV News that this dude's dad [Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys]
Butt-head: writes movies.
Beavis: What do you mean he writes movies? You can't read a movie.
Butt-head: No, it's like he writes what they say.
Beavis: You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say?
Butt-head: No, he writes it down before they say it.
Beavis: Well, how does he know what they're gonna say?
Butt-head: He just like makes it up.
Beavis: Really? Well, anybody can do that!
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Butt-head: If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumbass!
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Butt-head: This bowling ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!
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Butt-head: You didn't score.
Beavis: Yeah, but I came close.
Butt-head: Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like... lemonade.
Beavis: What?
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Maxi Mart Store Manager: [seeing Beavis and Butthead reading at a porn magazine] Hey! Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something?
Butt-head: Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh.
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Old Woman: [looking for her spectacles after losing them] What happened to my spectacles?
Butt-head: Your testicles? Huh Huh.
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Woman in music video: I feel like such an ass.
Butt-head: I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass.
Beavis: Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?
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