Beverly Hills, 90210 Quotes
Brenda Walsh: [talking to Dylan as he climbs on his motorcycle] I like your butt... I mean your bike.
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Donna Martin: You're gonna do what?
Brenda Walsh: I'm gonna show him around Paris, that's all.
Maggie: Masquerading as a native Parisian? You?
Brenda Walsh: Yes, me. I had him completely fooled for over an hour today. I was great, if I do say so myself.
Donna Martin: Bren, one or two hours is one thing, but all day? How are you ever going to pull that off?
Brenda Walsh: I just talk like zees, and he sinks that I'm from Paree!
Maggie: Yeah? Why don't you offer to sell him the Brooklyn Bridge? Or better yet, Le Pont Neuf? Maybe you can make a few bucks while you're at it.
Donna Martin: Why don't you just tell him the truth?
Brenda Walsh: Because it's fun. And, I've gone too far to go back now. Besides, he might get pretty mad at me.
Donna Martin: So? What if he does?
Brenda Walsh: Donna, he's a really nice guy. I mean, he's easygoing. He's fun. And, he's gonna be a writer.
Maggie: [lights a cigarette and blows smoke while talking] And you're just helping him gather material, right?
Donna Martin: Must you do that in here, Maggie? [Brenda pulls out a cigarette of her own and lights it as well]
Donna Martin: Brenda!
Brenda Walsh: Donna, when in Rome... or when in Paris.
Donna Martin: Can we get out of her and get something to eat before I completely lose my appetite?
Brenda Walsh: I'm gonna show him around Paris, that's all.
Maggie: Masquerading as a native Parisian? You?
Brenda Walsh: Yes, me. I had him completely fooled for over an hour today. I was great, if I do say so myself.
Donna Martin: Bren, one or two hours is one thing, but all day? How are you ever going to pull that off?
Brenda Walsh: I just talk like zees, and he sinks that I'm from Paree!
Maggie: Yeah? Why don't you offer to sell him the Brooklyn Bridge? Or better yet, Le Pont Neuf? Maybe you can make a few bucks while you're at it.
Donna Martin: Why don't you just tell him the truth?
Brenda Walsh: Because it's fun. And, I've gone too far to go back now. Besides, he might get pretty mad at me.
Donna Martin: So? What if he does?
Brenda Walsh: Donna, he's a really nice guy. I mean, he's easygoing. He's fun. And, he's gonna be a writer.
Maggie: [lights a cigarette and blows smoke while talking] And you're just helping him gather material, right?
Donna Martin: Must you do that in here, Maggie? [Brenda pulls out a cigarette of her own and lights it as well]
Donna Martin: Brenda!
Brenda Walsh: Donna, when in Rome... or when in Paris.
Donna Martin: Can we get out of her and get something to eat before I completely lose my appetite?
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Steve Sanders: Well, no nookie for you tonight hey Silver?
David Silver: I'm never gonna get any.
David Silver: I'm never gonna get any.
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Steve Sanders: You got a nose job!
Kelly Taylor: Yeah, I did.
Steve Sanders: Looks good.
Kelly Taylor: Big improvement, huh!
Steve Sanders: Yeah, they took about a foot off.
Kelly Taylor: Now I know why I broke up with you.
Kelly Taylor: Yeah, I did.
Steve Sanders: Looks good.
Kelly Taylor: Big improvement, huh!
Steve Sanders: Yeah, they took about a foot off.
Kelly Taylor: Now I know why I broke up with you.
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Valerie Malone: Come on, Ginger. This is no time to get stoned. We have to get ready for Kelly's party at the Greek Theater.
Ginger LaMonica: Uh, it sounds like it's going to be so boring. All these Beverly Hills parties are boring. There's no drugs, and not enough booze there. Why do you want to be with these people so much? You were the one who called them "avocado heads" just last year. Do you want to be an avocado head too?
Valerie Malone: I have my reasons.
Ginger LaMonica: Most of all, why hang out with Brandon? Yeah, he's nice and all, but he is so straight and moral. Uh! I can't stand people who are good, soulful, and moral. But I'll bet that Steve Sanders has a wild side.
Valerie Malone: You'd like to hang out with him, wouldn't you? Mostly because he has a platinum card?
Ginger LaMonica: Uh, it sounds like it's going to be so boring. All these Beverly Hills parties are boring. There's no drugs, and not enough booze there. Why do you want to be with these people so much? You were the one who called them "avocado heads" just last year. Do you want to be an avocado head too?
Valerie Malone: I have my reasons.
Ginger LaMonica: Most of all, why hang out with Brandon? Yeah, he's nice and all, but he is so straight and moral. Uh! I can't stand people who are good, soulful, and moral. But I'll bet that Steve Sanders has a wild side.
Valerie Malone: You'd like to hang out with him, wouldn't you? Mostly because he has a platinum card?
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[Dylan surprises Gina by showing up at a dance]
Gina: Oh, my gosh! What are you... What are you doing here?
Dylan: Well, as you never went to you own prom, I figured when you did, you might wanna go with someone whose voice had dropped.
Gina: Has your voice dropped? I hadn't noticed.
Gina: Oh, my gosh! What are you... What are you doing here?
Dylan: Well, as you never went to you own prom, I figured when you did, you might wanna go with someone whose voice had dropped.
Gina: Has your voice dropped? I hadn't noticed.
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Roger: Want a beer?
Brandon: No, thanks.
[Roger is holding a gun.]
Brandon: What are you doing with that thing?
Roger: Target practice.
Brandon: No, thanks.
[Roger is holding a gun.]
Brandon: What are you doing with that thing?
Roger: Target practice.
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Steve: Crawford, get your finger out of your nose!
Kid: [laughs] He eats 'em too.
Steve: Take a lap.
Brandon: Steve! Steve, what's the problem? He wasn't doing anything.
Steve: Yeah he was, he was grossing me out. Last thing we need is a booger-picker playing second base.
Kid: [laughs] He eats 'em too.
Steve: Take a lap.
Brandon: Steve! Steve, what's the problem? He wasn't doing anything.
Steve: Yeah he was, he was grossing me out. Last thing we need is a booger-picker playing second base.
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Brandon: First day of school. Strange city, new house, no friends...I'm psyched!
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Steve: You got a nose job!
Kelly: Yeah, I did.
Steve: It looks...looks good.
Kelly: Big improvement, huh?
Steve: Well yeah, they took about a foot off.
Kelly: Now I know why I broke up with you.
Kelly: Yeah, I did.
Steve: It looks...looks good.
Kelly: Big improvement, huh?
Steve: Well yeah, they took about a foot off.
Kelly: Now I know why I broke up with you.
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Secretary: Mr. Clayton, would you please explain to this young man our new restrictions on leather this year?
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Brenda: To be a bitch, or not to be a bitch. That is the question.
Brandon: I wouldn't say you've been a bitch. Then again...you haven't said a word to him and he has been here all day.
Brandon: I wouldn't say you've been a bitch. Then again...you haven't said a word to him and he has been here all day.
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Brenda: Nobody's here?
Dylan: [turning off television] Just me and Oprah.
Dylan: [turning off television] Just me and Oprah.
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Scott: I can't find my locker. Number 1533. This place is huge, like five times as big as junior high!
David: Yeah I know, the steps are even bigger. But the babes...are outrageous.
David: Yeah I know, the steps are even bigger. But the babes...are outrageous.
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Steve: She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know, I went out with her for a year.
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Steve: Oh, sure, just put the gas in the ignition and step on the key!
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Brenda: Just remember me when uh...everybody wants to get into your green room.
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Brandon: I mean, she knew everything about me.
Brenda: Even how you used to eat Mom's makeup?
Brenda: Even how you used to eat Mom's makeup?
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Brenda: I got more sun than I expected
Cindy: Honey, you are burnt to a crisp!
Brenda: I know. I fell asleep. I mean, it's not fair, just because I take a nap, now I can't go to this party tonight with Donna. She's getting dressed up right now and I'm here fried!
Cindy: Honey, you are burnt to a crisp!
Brenda: I know. I fell asleep. I mean, it's not fair, just because I take a nap, now I can't go to this party tonight with Donna. She's getting dressed up right now and I'm here fried!
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Brandon: Nice house, man.
Steve: This is nothing. You should have seen where I used to live before my parents got divorced.
Brandon: When was that?
Steve: Which time?
Brandon: They've divorced each other twice?
Steve: Oh, amongst other things. There have been other marriages mixed in, other kids, other houses, you know. What, your parents are still together?
Brandon: Yeah.
Steve: Well look, it's not your fault. You've got to stop blaming yourself.
Steve: This is nothing. You should have seen where I used to live before my parents got divorced.
Brandon: When was that?
Steve: Which time?
Brandon: They've divorced each other twice?
Steve: Oh, amongst other things. There have been other marriages mixed in, other kids, other houses, you know. What, your parents are still together?
Brandon: Yeah.
Steve: Well look, it's not your fault. You've got to stop blaming yourself.
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Donna: Oh, how embarrassing. I am wearing both contacts on the same eye!
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Brenda: So, who else is in his class anyway?
Brandon: I don't know, uh, Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...
Brenda: Dylan McKay?
Brandon: No, he's too smart to take this class.
Brenda: Or too busy chasing blondes?
Brandon: What are you talking about?
Brenda: I just don't understand why every guy's dream girl has to have hair like Daryl Hannah and a body like Kim Basinger.
Brandon: Bren, I'm trying to study here.
Brenda: Well excuse me for living.
Brandon: I don't know, uh, Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...
Brenda: Dylan McKay?
Brandon: No, he's too smart to take this class.
Brenda: Or too busy chasing blondes?
Brandon: What are you talking about?
Brenda: I just don't understand why every guy's dream girl has to have hair like Daryl Hannah and a body like Kim Basinger.
Brandon: Bren, I'm trying to study here.
Brenda: Well excuse me for living.
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Dylan: Hi.
Brenda: Hi.
Dylan: I thought that was you, but didn't your hair used to be a little different?
Brenda: Yes, no, well maybe just a little bit. I hate this color, if that's what you can call it.
Dylan: It's not that bad.
Brenda: If one more person says that...
Dylan: It's not that bad!
Brenda: Don't all you guys out here have a thing for blondes? I mean, that's what you told Kelly.
Dylan: Blondes, brunettes, redheads... girls in tanktops... but, if you really hate that color, I, uh -- I have a friend who does hair and he owes me a favor.
Brenda: Well, I don't really hate the color. But maybe we should still go see him. For a second opinion, or something, don't you think?
Dylan: No problem.
Brenda: I like your butt...I mean your bike.
Dylan: Oh, well thank you. Hop on...my bike, that is.
Brenda: Hi.
Dylan: I thought that was you, but didn't your hair used to be a little different?
Brenda: Yes, no, well maybe just a little bit. I hate this color, if that's what you can call it.
Dylan: It's not that bad.
Brenda: If one more person says that...
Dylan: It's not that bad!
Brenda: Don't all you guys out here have a thing for blondes? I mean, that's what you told Kelly.
Dylan: Blondes, brunettes, redheads... girls in tanktops... but, if you really hate that color, I, uh -- I have a friend who does hair and he owes me a favor.
Brenda: Well, I don't really hate the color. But maybe we should still go see him. For a second opinion, or something, don't you think?
Dylan: No problem.
Brenda: I like your butt...I mean your bike.
Dylan: Oh, well thank you. Hop on...my bike, that is.
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Brenda: Dylan says it looks incandescent.
Brandon: My friend Dylan?
Brenda: My friend Dylan.
Brandon: My friend Dylan?
Brenda: My friend Dylan.
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David: I think it's the blonde hair that gets me the most. I have this incredible urge to just sniff it!
Scott: You better not be recording any of this...
Scott: You better not be recording any of this...
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Jackie: I can't be everything to everybody!!
Kelly: You don't have to be. But when you are drinking, mom, you are nothing. To nobody.
Kelly: You don't have to be. But when you are drinking, mom, you are nothing. To nobody.
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Jackie: Someday I hope...you can be as proud to have me as a mother, as I am to have you as a daughter.
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David: Yo West Beverly, my name is Dave
And I'ma give you all the songs that you crave
And all the babes are gonna be my slave
And all from a guy that don't even shave, word.
And I'ma give you all the songs that you crave
And all the babes are gonna be my slave
And all from a guy that don't even shave, word.
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Brenda: I remember when I was a little girl, and dad went away to this accounting convention. I thought he was gone forever. I cried and cried. And then I wished with my magic star wand, and then he came back. My eyes were so puffy I could barely see him.
Brandon: I wish I had a bag of tricks. But I don't.
Brandon: I wish I had a bag of tricks. But I don't.
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