Beverly Hills, 90210 Quotes
David: Yo, West Beverly this is DJ Dave
Now I'm not Vanilla Ice but chill out and be brave
Cause I'll rock the microphone for you over the air
'Til you say, "Who's that freshman? Check him out, he's aware."
Now I'm not Vanilla Ice but chill out and be brave
Cause I'll rock the microphone for you over the air
'Til you say, "Who's that freshman? Check him out, he's aware."
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Brenda: [talking to Brandon] Well, whatever gets you through the night, right? I mean, isn't that what you always say?
Dylan: That's what I always say.
Brenda: Hi, I didn't see you.
Dylan: I saw you...
Dylan: That's what I always say.
Brenda: Hi, I didn't see you.
Dylan: I saw you...
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Scott: W-why does this class have to be co-ed?
David: It's much better this way.
Scott: Why?
David: Because when they start talking about sex things with guys around, it gets them in the mood
David: It's much better this way.
Scott: Why?
David: Because when they start talking about sex things with guys around, it gets them in the mood
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Teacher: Consent forms, people. I need them. You need them. They're required.
Scott: My mom's never gonna sign that form
David: Why not?
Scott: She -- She thinks I'll be getting the wrong kind of message at school.
David: Well what kind of message are you getting at home? Your mom has six kids.
Scott: My mom's never gonna sign that form
David: Why not?
Scott: She -- She thinks I'll be getting the wrong kind of message at school.
David: Well what kind of message are you getting at home? Your mom has six kids.
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Cindy: So Shelley and Paul went to this spa. They spent two days soaking in herbal mud, and ended up completely potatoed.
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Kelly: [talking about Dylan] Brenda, bring him. There's always room for one more cute guy.
David: Did you hear her say 'cute guy'?
Scott: [laughing] She wasn't talking about you!
David: You know, sometimes your negativity is overwhelming.
David: Did you hear her say 'cute guy'?
Scott: [laughing] She wasn't talking about you!
David: You know, sometimes your negativity is overwhelming.
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Steve: Purple pleasure, a blend of 7 essential ingredients, plus vitamins A, B, C, and T .
Brandon: T?
Steve, Brandon, and Other Guy: Tequila!
Brandon: T?
Steve, Brandon, and Other Guy: Tequila!
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Kelly: You didn't say this was a date call.
Brandon: It's not. I met her at lunch, she dropped her Latin paper.
Kelly: Who would wanna date a girl who takes Latin?
Brandon: It's not. I met her at lunch, she dropped her Latin paper.
Kelly: Who would wanna date a girl who takes Latin?
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Brandon: I don't even know what to say.
Kelly: Try "E pluribus unum."
Brandon: Where'd you learn that?
Kelly: It's on money.
Kelly: Try "E pluribus unum."
Brandon: Where'd you learn that?
Kelly: It's on money.
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Melissa: Just for a second I would like to be a teenage girl...and not a damn baby machine.
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Amanda: Dammit.
Kelly: What?
Amanda: It's after midnight!
Brenda: So what? Do frat boys turn into pumpkins?
Amanda: No, they turn into drunken slobs.
Kelly: What?
Amanda: It's after midnight!
Brenda: So what? Do frat boys turn into pumpkins?
Amanda: No, they turn into drunken slobs.
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Kelly: And I'm sorry I called you pretentious.
Andrea: And I'm sorry I called you gossipy.
Kelly: It's ok. Sometimes I am.
[Group hug between Brenda, Kelly, Andrea]
Donna: [When left out of group hug] Well...well I'm sorry for not having more problems! But I plan to.
Andrea: And I'm sorry I called you gossipy.
Kelly: It's ok. Sometimes I am.
[Group hug between Brenda, Kelly, Andrea]
Donna: [When left out of group hug] Well...well I'm sorry for not having more problems! But I plan to.
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Brenda: Uh oh.
Brandon: What's wrong?
Brenda: You've got that look this morning.
Brandon: What look?
Brenda: That "Come on baby, light my fire" kind of a look.
Brandon: What's wrong?
Brenda: You've got that look this morning.
Brandon: What look?
Brenda: That "Come on baby, light my fire" kind of a look.
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Steve: Yo, Sam. Sam!
Scott: Me?
Steve: Come here.
Scott: I'm Scott.
Steve: Whatever. What's going on with him and MC Hammer?
Scott: David wants him to play at the prom.
Steve: MC Hammer's not gonna play at any school dance.
Scott: You know that, and I know that, and MC Hammer knows that. But unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell David.
Scott: Me?
Steve: Come here.
Scott: I'm Scott.
Steve: Whatever. What's going on with him and MC Hammer?
Scott: David wants him to play at the prom.
Steve: MC Hammer's not gonna play at any school dance.
Scott: You know that, and I know that, and MC Hammer knows that. But unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell David.
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Brenda: ...it's like, the geese flying south. Or north, or wherever they go.
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Brandon: Come on, Dad, you know how hard I work. And last night Nat tells me that I can't go to Palm Springs this weekend with all of my friends because his sister's sick, and now I have to work all weekend, but you don't hear me complaining, do ya?
Jim: Yes.
Jim: Yes.
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Tuesday: My name's Tuesday.
David: Tuesday? My favorite day of the week.
David: Tuesday? My favorite day of the week.
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Brenda: It's weird, I mean, I want to be with Dylan and everything but part of me just wants to get it over with, like I'm the last person who hasn't done it yet.
Kelly: Brenda, you are.
Donna: Oh, you are not. Look, Brenda, you're really gonna like it. Uh, probably. Maybe?
Kelly: Brenda, you are.
Donna: Oh, you are not. Look, Brenda, you're really gonna like it. Uh, probably. Maybe?
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Kelly: Listen, who would you rather be with: Dylan McKay or David Silver?
Donna: Look, Brenda, Dylan’s a wonderful guy and you’re gonna have a great time.
Kelly: And you brought protection, right? So there is nothing to be worried about.
Donna: Look, Brenda, Dylan’s a wonderful guy and you’re gonna have a great time.
Kelly: And you brought protection, right? So there is nothing to be worried about.
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Jim: So, which one is "Keep it Together?"
Cindy: Oh, you know, it's the one about that uh, cute little orphan girl, Flipper.
Brenda: Mom, it's Skipper. And she's not an orphan anymore.
Cindy: Oh, you know, it's the one about that uh, cute little orphan girl, Flipper.
Brenda: Mom, it's Skipper. And she's not an orphan anymore.
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[Girls in the hall cluster together whispering about Brandon]
Steve: Forget the agent, what you need is a bodyguard.
Brandon: Is this weird, or what? They won't stampede, will they?
Dylan: No, only if they smell fear.
Steve: Forget the agent, what you need is a bodyguard.
Brandon: Is this weird, or what? They won't stampede, will they?
Dylan: No, only if they smell fear.
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[Brenda walks into the Peach Pit dressed up as singing waitress Laverne]
Brenda: Sir! Welcome! I'm Laverne, charmed I'm sure.
Nat: I don't get it. What is it, Halloween?
Brenda: Hey don't you worry, pops. You'll get no trick-or-treats with this little lady. I'm strictly a class act. A one hundred percent, U.S. certified, hostess with the mostest!
[Sal the Customer laughs]
Brenda: See, here's a gentleman who appreciates fine beauty.
Nat: He's a customer who needs an order taken.
Brenda: Why, certainly. Would you like to hear today's specials?
Nat: We don't have any specials!
Brenda: The special pasta today is spaghetti. It has meatballs on it, with a red sauce, um, I think it's tomato....And for dessert we have pie. We have peach pie, cherry pie, apple pie, pecan pie, lemon pie, cream pie...honey pie. But if you want pizza pie, you gotta go across the street. Ask for Grito, he'll take care of ya. So what will it be?
Sal the Customer: Anything you want, sweetheart!
Brenda: You look like...meatloaf and mashed potatoes, am I wrong?
Sal the Customer: Bring it on!
Brenda: Only if you promise to save room for dessert! Ok, we got a taker for squished taters and a beefy roll.
Nat: We what?
Brenda: Mashed potatoes and meatloaf. Get with the lingo, pops.
Nat: Brenda, you're too much.
Brenda: It's Laverne...thank you!
Brenda: Sir! Welcome! I'm Laverne, charmed I'm sure.
Nat: I don't get it. What is it, Halloween?
Brenda: Hey don't you worry, pops. You'll get no trick-or-treats with this little lady. I'm strictly a class act. A one hundred percent, U.S. certified, hostess with the mostest!
[Sal the Customer laughs]
Brenda: See, here's a gentleman who appreciates fine beauty.
Nat: He's a customer who needs an order taken.
Brenda: Why, certainly. Would you like to hear today's specials?
Nat: We don't have any specials!
Brenda: The special pasta today is spaghetti. It has meatballs on it, with a red sauce, um, I think it's tomato....And for dessert we have pie. We have peach pie, cherry pie, apple pie, pecan pie, lemon pie, cream pie...honey pie. But if you want pizza pie, you gotta go across the street. Ask for Grito, he'll take care of ya. So what will it be?
Sal the Customer: Anything you want, sweetheart!
Brenda: You look like...meatloaf and mashed potatoes, am I wrong?
Sal the Customer: Bring it on!
Brenda: Only if you promise to save room for dessert! Ok, we got a taker for squished taters and a beefy roll.
Nat: We what?
Brenda: Mashed potatoes and meatloaf. Get with the lingo, pops.
Nat: Brenda, you're too much.
Brenda: It's Laverne...thank you!
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Brenda: Mom, have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?
Cindy: Honey, goes with the territory of being a teenager.
Brenda: Along with hormone hell. Bad driving. Classes that don't relate to life.
Cindy: Honey, goes with the territory of being a teenager.
Brenda: Along with hormone hell. Bad driving. Classes that don't relate to life.
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Sky: Anyway, like I said, my name is Sky, it really is, my parents named me that. No kidding. And it gets worse. My middle name is Blueyonder. You see, my dad was in the Air Force. My mother was a pothead. I guess that makes me an airhead, huh?
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Brenda: Mom, these performance-oriented coffeehouses are really happening, I mean I really felt a part of it.
Cindy: Right, is this button crooked?
Jim: No, it's fine
Brenda: And Dad I'm pregnant.
[Jim and Cindy look up at Brenda in shock.]
Brenda: Just testing.
Cindy: Right, is this button crooked?
Jim: No, it's fine
Brenda: And Dad I'm pregnant.
[Jim and Cindy look up at Brenda in shock.]
Brenda: Just testing.
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Kelly: [waves to David] David!
David: My God, She's waving at me!
Scott: She must need something.
David: She needs me. She just doesn't know it yet.
Kelly: David, hi, um, listen. I really need you.
David: My God, She's waving at me!
Scott: She must need something.
David: She needs me. She just doesn't know it yet.
Kelly: David, hi, um, listen. I really need you.
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Kelly: Brenda, how can you wear that costume?
Brenda: Well Kelly, you put one arm through one sleeve, and one through the other.
Brenda: Well Kelly, you put one arm through one sleeve, and one through the other.
TV Show: Beverly Hills, 90210