Beverly Hills, 90210 Quotes
Cindy: Well, Kelly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I mean, true love is kind of like a locomotive, it tends to flatten anything that gets in its way.
Kelly: Tell me about it. I feel like Gumby.
[Brenda glares at Kelly.]
Kelly: Gumby, he's flat.
Kelly: Tell me about it. I feel like Gumby.
[Brenda glares at Kelly.]
Kelly: Gumby, he's flat.
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Kelly: Truce?
David: Sweetheart...this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
David: Sweetheart...this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
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Brenda: Do you know my brother has the exact same shoe size as Paul Newman ?
Andrea: Figures he would.
Andrea: Figures he would.
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[Acting out a scene in their acting class.]
Andrea: I'm better for her than you are.
Brenda: The hell you are!
[Brenda slaps Andrea. Andrea turns her head and looks like she is about to cry. They both walk out into the hallway.]
Andrea: Brenda...Brenda! That is not how we rehearsed the slap!
Brenda: Oh no?
Andrea: You know damn well it wasn't.
Brenda: Well I guess I just got too involved in my character.
Andrea: That is so lame. There was something else behind that slap and you know it!
Brenda: Sense memory work?
Andrea: Oh. And what is that memory based on?
Brenda: Oh, quick learner. I think you know, Teacher's Pet!
Andrea: This is perfect. I confide in you, share my feelings. Something I never do, and you completely turn on me!
Brenda: Yeah, well who confided in who first?
Andrea: I said I was sorry, Brenda. I had no idea that he was interested in me as anything more than a pupil with stage fright!
Brenda: Yeah well now we know differently, don't we?
Andrea: Look, Brenda. You can't steal something from someone that they don't have in the first place!
Brenda: You know, all school year I listened to you rattling on and on about your feelings for my brother.
Andrea: This has nothing to do with Brandon.
Brenda: You're right. it has to do with you and me.
Andrea: Not anymore.
Andrea: I'm better for her than you are.
Brenda: The hell you are!
[Brenda slaps Andrea. Andrea turns her head and looks like she is about to cry. They both walk out into the hallway.]
Andrea: Brenda...Brenda! That is not how we rehearsed the slap!
Brenda: Oh no?
Andrea: You know damn well it wasn't.
Brenda: Well I guess I just got too involved in my character.
Andrea: That is so lame. There was something else behind that slap and you know it!
Brenda: Sense memory work?
Andrea: Oh. And what is that memory based on?
Brenda: Oh, quick learner. I think you know, Teacher's Pet!
Andrea: This is perfect. I confide in you, share my feelings. Something I never do, and you completely turn on me!
Brenda: Yeah, well who confided in who first?
Andrea: I said I was sorry, Brenda. I had no idea that he was interested in me as anything more than a pupil with stage fright!
Brenda: Yeah well now we know differently, don't we?
Andrea: Look, Brenda. You can't steal something from someone that they don't have in the first place!
Brenda: You know, all school year I listened to you rattling on and on about your feelings for my brother.
Andrea: This has nothing to do with Brandon.
Brenda: You're right. it has to do with you and me.
Andrea: Not anymore.
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Andrea: Funny me. I thought what we had was personal.
Chris Suiter: Look, Andrea, If you were just five years older...
Andrea: If I were just five years older you would still be cheating on your girlfriend!
Chris Suiter: Look, Andrea, If you were just five years older...
Andrea: If I were just five years older you would still be cheating on your girlfriend!
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Brenda: What is that?
Brandon: It's my lucky hat!
Brenda: I'm sorry Brandon, but that is one nerdy-looking thing.
Brandon: Come on, I think it's cool.
Brenda: Well, maybe to a beaver!
Brandon: It's my lucky hat!
Brenda: I'm sorry Brandon, but that is one nerdy-looking thing.
Brandon: Come on, I think it's cool.
Brenda: Well, maybe to a beaver!
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Cindy: And be extra careful on those deep hiking trails.
Brenda: We will.
Cindy: And be sure to head back to the camp well before dark!
Brenda: We will.
Cindy: And make sure those boys stay on top of you...when you're hiking, that is.
Brenda: We will.
Cindy: And be sure to head back to the camp well before dark!
Brenda: We will.
Cindy: And make sure those boys stay on top of you...when you're hiking, that is.
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Donna: I'll go too.
Brenda: Donna!
Donna: For, uh, the ride.
Kelly: Don't encourage them, alright?
Donna: There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.
Brandon: Like what?
Steve: Yeah, like what?
Donna: Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?
Brenda: Donna!
Donna: For, uh, the ride.
Kelly: Don't encourage them, alright?
Donna: There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.
Brandon: Like what?
Steve: Yeah, like what?
Donna: Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?
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Neil: What did I say, and why are you making me do this in front of a bunch of strangers?
Allison: Why not? You're as much a stranger to me as they are!
David: [holding video camera] I'm sorry, could you guys get a little bit closer together? I can't seem to get you both in the shot.
Neil: Do you mind?!
Neil: [to Andrea] Excuse me. [to Allison] Ally, honey, at the risk of sounding like a sexist pig, I have to ask, is it that time of the month?
Allison: Why not? You're as much a stranger to me as they are!
David: [holding video camera] I'm sorry, could you guys get a little bit closer together? I can't seem to get you both in the shot.
Neil: Do you mind?!
Neil: [to Andrea] Excuse me. [to Allison] Ally, honey, at the risk of sounding like a sexist pig, I have to ask, is it that time of the month?
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Dylan: You got a nice home. A secure family. My mom is a looney tune and my dad is in jail for god's sake!!
Brenda: I know. I can't imagine how that must feel.
Dylan: You're right. You can't. You can't even imagine it. So who are you to come down on me about my negative attitude?
Brenda: Dylan I know you got a bum deal. But can't you look at what you have that is good?
Dylan: Like what?
Brenda: Like your friends. Brandon loves you, all the guys think that you're totally cool. I mean every girl I know would love to go out with you
Dylan: Every girl. But one
Brenda: I know. I can't imagine how that must feel.
Dylan: You're right. You can't. You can't even imagine it. So who are you to come down on me about my negative attitude?
Brenda: Dylan I know you got a bum deal. But can't you look at what you have that is good?
Dylan: Like what?
Brenda: Like your friends. Brandon loves you, all the guys think that you're totally cool. I mean every girl I know would love to go out with you
Dylan: Every girl. But one
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Donna: Oh, wait, I've got it, uh...you know that Robert Palmer song that David was playing today, Addicted to Love ? We could do Addicted to Sex.
Brenda: Donna, Hello Day is supposed to be a G-rated event.
Brenda: Donna, Hello Day is supposed to be a G-rated event.
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Kelly: Brenda, she said he had a cute scar, what do you think is gonna happen?
Brenda: Kelly, are you gonna do any homework this year?
Brenda: Kelly, are you gonna do any homework this year?
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Dylan: You can't have it both ways, Bren. The fact of the matter is you gave up any right to ask me questions about my sex life when you decided you didn't want to be a part of it.
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Brandon: Actually, I'd say you're doing just fine.
Emily Valentine: I was, 'til I broke the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not go out with Brenda Walsh's boyfriend."
Brandon: That's my fault, I was the one who told her.
Emily: It's not your fault, Brandon, and it's not Dylan's. It's not mine, either. If Brenda had a problem, she should have said something to me.
Brandon: She didn't really have a chance, things happened kinda fast.
Emily: So I like guys, so guys like me, what's wrong with that?
Emily Valentine: I was, 'til I broke the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not go out with Brenda Walsh's boyfriend."
Brandon: That's my fault, I was the one who told her.
Emily: It's not your fault, Brandon, and it's not Dylan's. It's not mine, either. If Brenda had a problem, she should have said something to me.
Brandon: She didn't really have a chance, things happened kinda fast.
Emily: So I like guys, so guys like me, what's wrong with that?
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Dylan: Hey, did you bring your guitar?
Emily: Yeah, I did, it's in the living room.
Brandon: Oh, well go get it, we could use some music around here.
Emily: K.
Brenda: Oh great, a hootenanny.
Brandon: Brenda!
Brenda: Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be rude.
Emily: Yes, you did. In fact, it seems like you're going out of your way to be rude to me, Brenda.
Brenda: Well Em, why don't you just go get your guitar, and bring it back in here, and we'll all gather 'round and swoon.
Emily: Hey! You're the one that invited me to this party, remember? If you want me to leave, just ask, I'll be happy to oblige.
Brenda: Oh and disappoint your fans? I wouldn't dream of it.
Dylan: Brenda!
Brenda: Dylan, stay out of it. This is between me and Emily.
Emily: Geez! This isn't Beverly Hills, it's Knot's Landing! When I got to school they should have given me a score card instead of a class schedule, so I could keep track of everyone's boyfriends.
Brenda: Oh yeah, like that would have made any difference.
Emily: Oh, grow up, Brenda! You, of all people, should know what it's like to be the new kid in school! All I was trying to do was make friends. I shouldn't have bothered.
Emily: Yeah, I did, it's in the living room.
Brandon: Oh, well go get it, we could use some music around here.
Emily: K.
Brenda: Oh great, a hootenanny.
Brandon: Brenda!
Brenda: Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be rude.
Emily: Yes, you did. In fact, it seems like you're going out of your way to be rude to me, Brenda.
Brenda: Well Em, why don't you just go get your guitar, and bring it back in here, and we'll all gather 'round and swoon.
Emily: Hey! You're the one that invited me to this party, remember? If you want me to leave, just ask, I'll be happy to oblige.
Brenda: Oh and disappoint your fans? I wouldn't dream of it.
Dylan: Brenda!
Brenda: Dylan, stay out of it. This is between me and Emily.
Emily: Geez! This isn't Beverly Hills, it's Knot's Landing! When I got to school they should have given me a score card instead of a class schedule, so I could keep track of everyone's boyfriends.
Brenda: Oh yeah, like that would have made any difference.
Emily: Oh, grow up, Brenda! You, of all people, should know what it's like to be the new kid in school! All I was trying to do was make friends. I shouldn't have bothered.
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Brenda: So I'm thinking of going blonde again. Or maybe bald, you know, go for that Sinéad look.
Dylan: What?
Brenda: You haven't heard a word I've said.
Dylan: What?
Brenda: You haven't heard a word I've said.
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Iris: [talking about Hawaii] It's a great place to drop your inhibitions, Jim, you know? Grow a beard, swim naked.
Jim: How...alternative.
Brandon: Oh, come on, Dad, let's do it, let's just drop out for a while.
Cindy: Couple of weeks in Hawaii doesn't sound bad to me right now.
Iris: It is a magical place, you should have seen Dylan when he was there, it even mellowed him out.
Dylan: It didn't mellow me out, I was bored out of my gourd.
Jim: How...alternative.
Brandon: Oh, come on, Dad, let's do it, let's just drop out for a while.
Cindy: Couple of weeks in Hawaii doesn't sound bad to me right now.
Iris: It is a magical place, you should have seen Dylan when he was there, it even mellowed him out.
Dylan: It didn't mellow me out, I was bored out of my gourd.
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Bartender: Hey man...you don't have to flash that fake I.D. every time you come in here.
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Brandon: I just don't wanna scrape you off a telephone pole today, it's this thing I got against it.
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Brenda: I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?
Kelly: God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.
Donna: Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.
Kelly: So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.
Kelly: God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.
Donna: Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.
Kelly: So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.
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Bobby: So, it doesn't seem like your brain's been totally fried by the sun out here.
Brandon: Well, what'd you expect?
Bobby: Well, I thought that every other word would be like, "hey dude, like let's so catch some totally fun, gnarly, radical waves."
Brandon: Well, what'd you expect?
Bobby: Well, I thought that every other word would be like, "hey dude, like let's so catch some totally fun, gnarly, radical waves."
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[The gang is playing charades.]
Brenda: Oh I cannot believe this, who picked this? Who--who wrote this?
Steve: Well is it a t.v. show, movie or book?
Brenda: Steve, you better pray it's not a book.
Brenda: Oh I cannot believe this, who picked this? Who--who wrote this?
Steve: Well is it a t.v. show, movie or book?
Brenda: Steve, you better pray it's not a book.
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Surfer Dude: Oh, what happened to you man?
Bobby: Nothing. I'm just real lazy.
Bobby: Nothing. I'm just real lazy.
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Andrea: Brandon, why is everybody staring at me, I mean, what's--what's wrong?
Brandon: Didn't you forget something?
Andrea: No, I-- [whispers] Oh my God! I forgot my clothes!
Brandon: Didn't you forget something?
Andrea: No, I-- [whispers] Oh my God! I forgot my clothes!
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Steve: Oh, I can't make it, I'm going to see R.E.M. that night.
Dylan: Oooh with, uh, Christine? Sounds a little continuous.
Kelly: Sounds kind of nauseating if you ask me.
Dylan: Oooh with, uh, Christine? Sounds a little continuous.
Kelly: Sounds kind of nauseating if you ask me.
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Brandon: Oh, wait, this Saturday I've gotta go dune bugging with Dylan. I can come home early though, if you want.
Andrea: Maybe I should go with you. I might break my neck and then I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore.
Andrea: Maybe I should go with you. I might break my neck and then I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore.
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