Bible Man Quotes
Prince of Pride: I'm supposed to make people think about themselves instead of God. But that won't leave me any time to think about ME, and make myself look good.
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Gossip Queen: [during their climactic showdown] ... You wouldn't dare! I'm a LADY.
Bibleman: [does her in with his Spirit-Sword] Yes, but the Bible warns against ladies like you.
Bibleman: [does her in with his Spirit-Sword] Yes, but the Bible warns against ladies like you.
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Cypher: [on Bibleman's new comic book] Man, you look larger than life!
Bibleman: Yeah, I know. But that's the problem. These sketches draw attention to me instead of focusing on God. They should draw attention to Him. If I look too good, then that's bad, because people might get the wrong idea and think that I think I'm more important or something. I want to stay humble through this whole thing.
Bibleman: Yeah, I know. But that's the problem. These sketches draw attention to me instead of focusing on God. They should draw attention to Him. If I look too good, then that's bad, because people might get the wrong idea and think that I think I'm more important or something. I want to stay humble through this whole thing.
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L.U.C.I.: ...For your information, *I* am only a DIGITAL link; whereas *you* are the MISSING Link!
Dr. Fear: Oh, stop it; you're cutting into my screen time!
Dr. Fear: Oh, stop it; you're cutting into my screen time!
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Shadow of Doubt (Brian Lemmons): ...Just one last dose of my Doubt Toxins and B-B-Bibleman will be b-b-begging for mercy!
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford): [to the audience] See, in actuality, Mr. Shadow doesn't stutter. It was supposed to be a joke, but it really wasn't that funny.
Shadow of Doubt (Brian Lemmons): Ludicrous! Out of the way! You're ruining the shot! Thank you!... And now for my Acme Instant Minions. Don't leave Hades without them! [to Bibleman]
Shadow of Doubt (Brian Lemmons): Hi! May I help you? Today's special is Faith Fricassee, smothered in a lovely Cajun Doubt Sauce...! Missed me, missed me; now you gotta - never mind.
Ludicrous (Steve Weatherford): [to the audience] See, in actuality, Mr. Shadow doesn't stutter. It was supposed to be a joke, but it really wasn't that funny.
Shadow of Doubt (Brian Lemmons): Ludicrous! Out of the way! You're ruining the shot! Thank you!... And now for my Acme Instant Minions. Don't leave Hades without them! [to Bibleman]
Shadow of Doubt (Brian Lemmons): Hi! May I help you? Today's special is Faith Fricassee, smothered in a lovely Cajun Doubt Sauce...! Missed me, missed me; now you gotta - never mind.
Movie: Bible Man