Birds of a Feather Quote
Dorien: He doesn't seem interested. I don't understand it!
Sharon: Perhaps you're being too subtle.
Dorien: I hardly think so. When he came round this morning, I opened the door in my underwear.
Sharon: I didn't know you had a door in your underwear! What is it - a tradesmen's entrance?
Dorien: It isn't funny.
Sharon: It is.
Dorien: There I was, standing in front of him, half naked.
Sharon: What happened?
Dorien: Nothing, he took one look at my body and said he'd come back when I've finished the ironing.
Dorien: He just doesn't know what he's missing, a woman of my experience can show him things he'd never seen before.
Sharon: Yeah, but perhaps he's not turned on by liver spots and stretch marks.
Dorien: Well, I'm not beaten yet, I'll have that Bret Warner's amazing technicolor jockstrap hanging off the end of my four poster if I have to prise it off with a crowbar.
Sharon: Perhaps you're being too subtle.
Dorien: I hardly think so. When he came round this morning, I opened the door in my underwear.
Sharon: I didn't know you had a door in your underwear! What is it - a tradesmen's entrance?
Dorien: It isn't funny.
Sharon: It is.
Dorien: There I was, standing in front of him, half naked.
Sharon: What happened?
Dorien: Nothing, he took one look at my body and said he'd come back when I've finished the ironing.
Dorien: He just doesn't know what he's missing, a woman of my experience can show him things he'd never seen before.
Sharon: Yeah, but perhaps he's not turned on by liver spots and stretch marks.
Dorien: Well, I'm not beaten yet, I'll have that Bret Warner's amazing technicolor jockstrap hanging off the end of my four poster if I have to prise it off with a crowbar.
TV Show: Birds of a Feather
