Black Books Quote
Book Return Man: [brings back copy of Tempocalypse] I bought this for a friend, and they didn't want it, i was wondering if i could exchange it, preferably for the money
Bernard: [grabs the book and begins flicking through it rapidly then stops] Aha! sand! [collects some onto his finger]
Bernard: Manny! [sprinkles it into manny's mouth]
Manny: [tasting the sand] Sardinia... South... Porto Scuzo... The little beach by the monastery.
Bernard: [to customer] Get out! [shoves his book back into his hands]
Book Return Man: Damn! [leaves]
Bernard: [grabs the book and begins flicking through it rapidly then stops] Aha! sand! [collects some onto his finger]
Bernard: Manny! [sprinkles it into manny's mouth]
Manny: [tasting the sand] Sardinia... South... Porto Scuzo... The little beach by the monastery.
Bernard: [to customer] Get out! [shoves his book back into his hands]
Book Return Man: Damn! [leaves]
TV Show: Black Books
