Blackadder Quote
[Blackadder must pay back a £1,000 debt to the Black Church, or else]
Blackadder: [as politely as he can] Tell me, Bishop, let me just "test the water" here, so to speak. Erm... supposing I was to say to you, "I'm a close friend of the Queen's, and I think she’d be very interested to hear about you and Mollie and the wimple, so why don't we just call it quits, eh, Fatso?"
Bishop of Bath and Wells: I would say, "Firstly, the Queen would not believe you. And secondly, [draws a hot poker] you'll regret calling me 'Fatso' later today!"
Blackadder: Ah.
Blackadder: [as politely as he can] Tell me, Bishop, let me just "test the water" here, so to speak. Erm... supposing I was to say to you, "I'm a close friend of the Queen's, and I think she’d be very interested to hear about you and Mollie and the wimple, so why don't we just call it quits, eh, Fatso?"
Bishop of Bath and Wells: I would say, "Firstly, the Queen would not believe you. And secondly, [draws a hot poker] you'll regret calling me 'Fatso' later today!"
Blackadder: Ah.
TV Show: Blackadder
