Blackadder Quote
[Instead of France, Blackadder and Baldrick go down to Blackadder's quarters]
Blackadder: Right! Stick the kettle on, Balders.
Baldrick: [confused] What, aren't we going to France?
Blackadder: Of course we're not going to France; it's incredibly dangerous there!
Baldrick: But how are you going to win your bet?
Blackadder: As usual, Baldrick: by use of the large and wonderful thing between my ears.
Baldrick: Oh, your nose.
Blackadder: [annoyed] No, Baldrick, my brain. All we need to do is lie low here for a week, go to Mrs Miggins, pick up any French toff, drag him through a puddle, take him to the ball and collect our thousand guineas!
Baldrick: But what if the Prince finds us here?
Blackadder: He couldn't find his flybutton, let alone the kitchen door!
Blackadder: Right! Stick the kettle on, Balders.
Baldrick: [confused] What, aren't we going to France?
Blackadder: Of course we're not going to France; it's incredibly dangerous there!
Baldrick: But how are you going to win your bet?
Blackadder: As usual, Baldrick: by use of the large and wonderful thing between my ears.
Baldrick: Oh, your nose.
Blackadder: [annoyed] No, Baldrick, my brain. All we need to do is lie low here for a week, go to Mrs Miggins, pick up any French toff, drag him through a puddle, take him to the ball and collect our thousand guineas!
Baldrick: But what if the Prince finds us here?
Blackadder: He couldn't find his flybutton, let alone the kitchen door!
TV Show: Blackadder
