Blackadder Quote
Blackadder: Flashheart, this is Captain Darling.
Flashheart: "Captain Darling"?! Funny name for a guy, isn't it? [jumps off table and faces Darling] Last person I called "Darling" was pregnant 20 seconds later! Hear you couldn't be bothered to help old Slackie here.
Darling: [stuttering nervously] Oh, well, it... It wasn't quite like that, sir. It's just that we... weighed up the pros and cons and... decided it wasn't a reasonable use of our time and resources. [laughs nervously]
Flashheart: Well, this isn't a reasonable use of my time and resources, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Darling: What?
Flashheart: This! [headbutts Darling hard, knocking him unconscious] Alright Slackie, alright Slackie, I've gotta fly; two million chicks and only one Flashheart! And always remember, if you want something, take it! BOBBY!
[Bob walks in]
Bob: My lord?
Flashheart: I want something!
Bob: [unbuttoning her coat] Take it!
Flashheart: WOOF!
Blackadder: [under his breath] Git.
Flashheart: "Captain Darling"?! Funny name for a guy, isn't it? [jumps off table and faces Darling] Last person I called "Darling" was pregnant 20 seconds later! Hear you couldn't be bothered to help old Slackie here.
Darling: [stuttering nervously] Oh, well, it... It wasn't quite like that, sir. It's just that we... weighed up the pros and cons and... decided it wasn't a reasonable use of our time and resources. [laughs nervously]
Flashheart: Well, this isn't a reasonable use of my time and resources, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Darling: What?
Flashheart: This! [headbutts Darling hard, knocking him unconscious] Alright Slackie, alright Slackie, I've gotta fly; two million chicks and only one Flashheart! And always remember, if you want something, take it! BOBBY!
[Bob walks in]
Bob: My lord?
Flashheart: I want something!
Bob: [unbuttoning her coat] Take it!
Flashheart: WOOF!
Blackadder: [under his breath] Git.
TV Show: Blackadder
