Blades of Glory Quotes
Hector: [to Jimmy after he's told him of a loophole in the rules of competitive figure skating that will allow him to skate again] I'm still going to kill you someday.
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Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
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Chazz: And that's why I was a sex addict because no one ever loved me, but I learned something here today, that ice it doesn't belong in here [pointing to heart]
Chazz: it belongs out there, out on the ice, in an ice rink. I never had a father okay, but I don't care because now I've got a brother [grabs Jimmy]
Chazz: , this is my brother [grabs Katie]
Chazz: and this is my brothers new girlfriend and she is not a whore. I'm in a lot of pain I think I'm gonna barf.
Jimmy: Chazz, Chazz they gotta get you to a hospital.
Chazz: What, no and miss the smell of sweet gold not on your life.
Chazz: it belongs out there, out on the ice, in an ice rink. I never had a father okay, but I don't care because now I've got a brother [grabs Jimmy]
Chazz: , this is my brother [grabs Katie]
Chazz: and this is my brothers new girlfriend and she is not a whore. I'm in a lot of pain I think I'm gonna barf.
Jimmy: Chazz, Chazz they gotta get you to a hospital.
Chazz: What, no and miss the smell of sweet gold not on your life.
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Chazz: [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes!
Chazz: [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Just another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion! In fact, we all a... Ugh, encore! [begins throwing up again]
Chazz: [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Just another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion! In fact, we all a... Ugh, encore! [begins throwing up again]
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Stranz Van Waldenberg: Who's gonna save you now, Chazz? Is Little Lord MacLeroy gonna come and meet ya down here? [Chazz flips him the bird]
Movie: Blades of Glory