Blind Date Quotes

Leeza Raja: Why doesn't he use his cane?

Dr. Evans: Because he doesn't think of himself as blind.

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Nadia Gates: I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!

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[Nadia accepts attorney David Bedford's marriage proposal on the condition that he defend her true love in court]

Nadia Gates: You mean we have to have sex? All right, but no kissing!

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Danny: [Narrating] My mom was the kind of person whose love could kill you if you weren't careful. I guess she blames herself because I was born three months premature.

Lucia: Have a good day, okay?

Larry: Mom!

Danny: [Narrating] But I was just in a hurry to get out. I'm always in a hurry.

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Danny: You remember when you tried to tell me what your family thought about love? Well, let me tell you what I think love is. Love is how you speak to me. You have a softness in your voice that- And love is how you touch me... and guide me showing me the way to go. And when we kiss-when we kiss... it moves me to my soul.

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David Bedford: I swear on my mother's grave.

Judge Harold Bedford: Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.

David Bedford: I was speaking in the future tense.

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David Bedford: I swear on my mother's grave.

Judge Harold Bedford: Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.

David Bedford: I was speaking in the future tense.

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Hartwell, Sr.: [grumpily] Take a letter to Mrs. Hartwell. 'Madam: Your son is heading for another jam with one of my models. Suggest getting the baboon to Newport, if your bridge and golf can spare you. I can't manage a business and play wet-nurse to an idiot.' That's all.
[thinking]

Hartwell, Sr.: Add a postscript. 'I will not send a check to your empty-headed daughter.' Read that back.

Private secretary: [reading from pad] 'Dear wife: I fear Bob is getting involved with a pretty girl at the store. Knowing your tact and diplomacy, I suggest you invent some excuse that will take him to Newport with you. Lovingly, John. Postscript: Enclosed, find check for Barbara.' Is that all?

Hartwell, Sr.: That's all!

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Sensitive Date: So you're really blind?

Danny: Yes.

Sensitive Date: [sobs uncontrollably]

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Walter Davis: Jesus Christ Good Doggy nice doggy Oh ****

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Danny: My brother, Larry- when I was a kid- told me that kids were supposed to run free in the park... 'cause that's what parks are for. But he didn't tell me about trees. I really hate trees. Like, a lot.

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Harry Gruen: Do I have to say the words, Walter?

Walter Davis: I am fired?

Harry Gruen: I only wish this was the army. So that I could have you shot... Twice!

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Mrs. Gruen: Mrs Yakamoto, I have your hair. I'm going to slip it under the door.

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Danny: Doc, are you naked again?

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Danny: If we feel something for each other and she wants to do it, then we'll do it. Only if she wants to do it.

Larry: Yeah. Yeah, Danny, that's how it usually works. Otherwise they arrest you and charge you with rape.

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Danny: I've already seen you. I've seen your face. I've seen your eyes. I've seen your lips and your hair. I've seen everything, and you're beautiful.

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Harry Gruen: Do I have to say the words, Walter?

Walter Davis: I am fired?

Harry Gruen: I only wish this was the army. So that I could have you shot... Twice!

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Larry: Help! There's a blind kid driving the train!

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Larry: That's a condom. It's for safe sex. There's nothin' worse than a blind guy with genital warts.

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Nadia Gates: [inspects painting] Oh! This looks Japanese. Master and Concubines?

Walter Davis: It's Yakamoto!

Nadia Gates: What is?

Walter Davis: No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines!

Nadia Gates: You gotta be kidding me.

Walter Davis: No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's traditional or something.

Nadia Gates: Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of traditions?
[chuckles]

Walter Davis: [chuckles] No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.

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Nadia Gates: [inspects painting] Oh! This looks Japanese. "Master and Concubines"?

Walter Davis: It's Yakamoto!

Nadia Gates: What is?

Walter Davis: No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines!

Nadia Gates: You gotta be kidding me.

Walter Davis: No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's "traditional" or something.

Nadia Gates: Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of "traditions"?
[chuckles]

Walter Davis: [chuckles] No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.

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Nadia Gates: I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?

David Bedford: Oh yes...

Nadia Gates: Okay but no kissing.

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Nadia Gates: Oh I feel horrible...

Walter Davis: OH dare I to hope that you sobered up?

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Nadia Gates: Oh Walter your beautiful car! Oh look on the bright side, what else can happen?

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Nadia Gates: Walter if you will just drop me off at a hotel...

Walter Davis: [cuts off Nadia] What? and bring an end to this glorious evening?

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Ted Davis: ...but don't get her drunk. If you get her drunk,
[alluringly]

Ted Davis: she loses control!

Walter Davis: Ted, are we talking a loss of inhibitions here, or does she pee on the floor?

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Ted Davis: ...but don't get her drunk. If you get her drunk,
[alluringly]

Ted Davis: she loses control!

Walter Davis: Ted, are we talking a loss of inhibitions here, or does she pee on the floor?

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Walter Davis: Nadia I'm taking you home!

Nadia Gates: To Baton Rouge?

Walter Davis: I'm taking you to your friends house! Now what's the address?

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Walter Davis: New car?

Ted Davis: [very smug from behind his sunglasses] Yes...

Walter Davis: [leans forward and vomits in car] Uuuuugggghhhhhh!

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Danny: I love your perfume. And your smile.

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