Blue Collar TV Quote
Bill Engvall: Then she starts rubbing my butt! Yeah! All I could think was Don't fart! Yeah, you've thought about it, haven't you! 'Cause when you're standing up and you've got gas, you can clench it in. When someone's rubbing your butt cheeks east and west, you're bound to let one of those icky dog farts squirt out.
TV Show: Blue Collar TV