Blue Heelers Quotes
Jonesy: This is Senior Detective PJ Hasham.
Alex: I thought you said the detective was an old guy.
Alex: I thought you said the detective was an old guy.
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[Scene cuts to the station.]
Mark: Have you seen my pen, Joss?
Joss: Well, what's it look like?
Mark: It's an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. It was a bloody Father's Day present!
Mark: Have you seen my pen, Joss?
Joss: Well, what's it look like?
Mark: It's an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. It was a bloody Father's Day present!
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Mark: Mt. Thomas to the unit calling. Would you please keep the airwaves clear for less melodic communication?
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Amy: I've seen people like her before...the walking wounded. Damaged people thinking they're just like everyone else and then something snaps.
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Amy: In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn, a stately pleasure-dome decree.
PJ: What?
Amy: Nothing.
PJ: What?
Amy: Nothing.
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Kelly: If you ever make a bet like that again, I will do some soccer practice of my own...with your balls.
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Jonesy: You bastard.
Alex: What?
Jonesy: Where is it?
Alex: Where's what?
Jonesy: Where is it?
Alex: Mate, take it easy, mate.
Jonesy: Hand it over!
Alex: Okay, okay, just let me go.
Mark: What is going on, you two?
Alex: What?
Jonesy: Where is it?
Alex: Where's what?
Jonesy: Where is it?
Alex: Mate, take it easy, mate.
Jonesy: Hand it over!
Alex: Okay, okay, just let me go.
Mark: What is going on, you two?
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[Jonesy lets Alex go and he gives Jonesy his missing promotion.]
Mark: That was a very low act.
Alex: Yeah, but it was bloody funny.
Jonesy: Right, now you die.
Alex: Hey, it was a joke! Where's your sense of humour?
Mark: Hey, you two!
Mark: That was a very low act.
Alex: Yeah, but it was bloody funny.
Jonesy: Right, now you die.
Alex: Hey, it was a joke! Where's your sense of humour?
Mark: Hey, you two!
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[Jonesy and Alex begin to wrestle.]
Mark: Now look here!
Tom: What the hell is going on?
Alex: Jonesy and I are just reliving our childhood, Boss.
Tom: Well, find a playground to do it. Because believe it or not, this is a police station.
Mark: Now look here!
Tom: What the hell is going on?
Alex: Jonesy and I are just reliving our childhood, Boss.
Tom: Well, find a playground to do it. Because believe it or not, this is a police station.
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Joss: She looks like a dog!
Kelly: Joss!
Joss: What? Look at her. She does.
Mark: We don't need the canine comparisons, everybody has their own attributes.
Kelly: Joss!
Joss: What? Look at her. She does.
Mark: We don't need the canine comparisons, everybody has their own attributes.
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Susie: Watch out, Jonesy, you're turning into a snag.
Jonesy: No I'm not. I'm just doing my job.
Susie: In a snaggy kind of way.
Jonesy: No I'm not. I'm just doing my job.
Susie: In a snaggy kind of way.
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[Deaf man has just been using sign language.]
Jonesy: He just called me a dickhead, didn't he?
Jonesy: He just called me a dickhead, didn't he?
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Amy (to Garth): You were the one person who could have understood me and you just drove me away!
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Amy (of Garth): Well, he's been alternating between the same two boring shirts since he got here.
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PJ: We need to keep our blood sugar levels up. Pork, fish, chicken. Major food groups.
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Amy: Chocolate, that's caffeine too, isn't it?
Mark: That's different caffeine. That's chocolate caffeine, that's good for the soul.
Mark: That's different caffeine. That's chocolate caffeine, that's good for the soul.
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