Blue Heelers Quotes
PJ: Let's see how long Larry lasts, sweetheart, when you're not there with your hand up his back making his mouth work.
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PJ: Spouse, Maggie. Your best chance of being killed is by your spouse, family member or someone you know.
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PJ: Ah, one of the three great answers...1-it's not mine, 2-never seen it before, 3-I was minding it for someone.
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Heelers: (singing) Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? He's no bloody use to anyone, no bloody use at all!
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Roz: He should have been hung.
Nick: Do yourself a favour Roz, Hanged. Meat is hung, men are hanged.
Nick: Do yourself a favour Roz, Hanged. Meat is hung, men are hanged.
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Roz: What's wrong with him? I thought you won.
Tom: We did, but PJ managed to get a bet on against us. Oh ye of little faith!
Tom: We did, but PJ managed to get a bet on against us. Oh ye of little faith!
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Roz: Why should women have to modify their behaviour because men can't control their's?
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Maggie: Hey Wayne, can you tell me whether I've spelt this name correctly?
Wayne: Sure.
Maggie: Or is it with an I?
Wayne: Thanks bigmouth.
Wayne: Sure.
Maggie: Or is it with an I?
Wayne: Thanks bigmouth.
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Chris: Maybe you've been a cop so long, PJ, you wouldn't know the truth if you fell over it.
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Wayne: Authority? It was a search warrant.
Maggie: She's a nice old lady, I didn't want to embarrass her.
Wayne: Nice old...She's a fence!
Maggie: Okay, so she's a nice old fence!
Maggie: She's a nice old lady, I didn't want to embarrass her.
Wayne: Nice old...She's a fence!
Maggie: Okay, so she's a nice old fence!
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PJ: Yep, well, I want to die in bed.
Nick: Yeah, but whose?
PJ: Mine. With a loving wife beside me.
Nick: Yeah, but whose?
Nick: Yeah, but whose?
PJ: Mine. With a loving wife beside me.
Nick: Yeah, but whose?
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Maggie: Dumped me? You never dumped me! God, you're up yourself.
Wayne: It was me that stopped calling you, remember?
Maggie: Yeah, I remember. I also remember that it was the best day of my life.
Wayne: It was me that stopped calling you, remember?
Maggie: Yeah, I remember. I also remember that it was the best day of my life.
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Nick: Well, I'll see you later then, shall I? I'll tell you what, Constable Schizoid. If you get lonely out here, you can always have a chat with those little voices inside your head.
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Maggie: What's that about?
Nick: I only work here. Might've found something on that nurse. Where are you going?
Maggie: I got something to do.
Nick: Oh yeah, well I only work here. The only one who bloody does.
Nick: I only work here. Might've found something on that nurse. Where are you going?
Maggie: I got something to do.
Nick: Oh yeah, well I only work here. The only one who bloody does.
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PJ: Come to me my little shortcake, my little cream puff, my little piece of mmmm...
Maggie: Kiss me again and I'll kill you.
PJ: Hey, my love, my love, a woman with passion!
Maggie: Kiss me again and I'll kill you.
PJ: Hey, my love, my love, a woman with passion!
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Maggie: Well, what do you suggest I do with it? Stick it between my teeth? Plus, no one is going to check down there.
PJ: Oh well, let's just hope the safety catch is on, because Mamma Hasham is gonna want to have grandkids.
PJ: Oh well, let's just hope the safety catch is on, because Mamma Hasham is gonna want to have grandkids.
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PJ: So, what do you want, a handshake? We're supposed to be hot lovers, will you kiss me?
Maggie: No.
PJ: NO?! I bet Tess doesn't play hard to get!
Maggie: No.
PJ: NO?! I bet Tess doesn't play hard to get!
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[Maggie pauses, then grabs PJ and kisses him.]
PJ: What, what are you doing?
Maggie: Well, I'm just getting into character.
PJ: What, what are you doing?
Maggie: Well, I'm just getting into character.
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Monica (to Tom about PJ): If he didn't know something was going on, then he must be very naive or very stupid, and as you pointed out, PJ is neither.
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