Blue Heelers Quotes
Francis: Geez, you go to the toilet a lot.
Tom: Yeah? Well you don’t blow you nose enough!
Tom: Yeah? Well you don’t blow you nose enough!
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Alex: What do you want me to do? Carry him to school?
Francis: I weigh 72 kilos.
Alex: That's impressive!
Francis: I weigh 72 kilos.
Alex: That's impressive!
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Susie: You guys know each other?
Tom: Yeah we were at the academy together.
Susie: Together?
Rex: Err, I’m older than I look.
Tom: And I’m…younger than I look...
Tom: Yeah we were at the academy together.
Susie: Together?
Rex: Err, I’m older than I look.
Tom: And I’m…younger than I look...
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Amy: Ahh boss, your appointment – 15 minutes.
Tom: Yeah yeah, I’m on my way.
Amy: [surprised] Great!
Tom: Yeah yeah, I’m on my way.
Amy: [surprised] Great!
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Jonesy: Boss? Everything okay?
Tom: What?
Jonesy: Like with you.
Tom: Why wouldn’t everything be okay?
Jonesy: I dunno mate you look a little crook. Why don’t you go see a doctor, go see Sophie!
Tom: When was the last time YOU went to see a doctor?
Jonesy: Can’t remember…but I’m not crook.
Tom: What?
Jonesy: Like with you.
Tom: Why wouldn’t everything be okay?
Jonesy: I dunno mate you look a little crook. Why don’t you go see a doctor, go see Sophie!
Tom: When was the last time YOU went to see a doctor?
Jonesy: Can’t remember…but I’m not crook.
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Tom: MY health is MY business, I don’t need YOU broadcasting your opinions to every man and his dog!
Amy: I haven’t said anything to anyone – not even a dog.
Tom: Then why would Jones of ALL people suddenly be suggesting I need to see a doctor?
Amy: Probably because ‘Blind Freddy’ could see that there’s something seriously wrong with you.
Amy: I haven’t said anything to anyone – not even a dog.
Tom: Then why would Jones of ALL people suddenly be suggesting I need to see a doctor?
Amy: Probably because ‘Blind Freddy’ could see that there’s something seriously wrong with you.
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Amy: I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. It's none of my business. But if 'Jones of ALL people' can see it, then soon whatever's wrong with you is going to be everyone's business.
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Francis: Wow, a real police operation. Did I help?
Tom: No. You just got in the bloody way.
Tom: No. You just got in the bloody way.
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[Alex looks at Jonesy.]
Rory: Come on, Jonesy!
Jonesy: Alright, there you go mate.
Rory: Come on, Jonesy!
Jonesy: Alright, there you go mate.
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[Jonesy gives Rory the radio.]
Rory: Mt. Thomas 509 to VKC, we'll attend.
VKC: Thanks, Mt. Thomas 509.
Alex: You're only encouraging him.
Jonesy: Well, at least he got the call sign right!
Rory: Mt. Thomas 509 to VKC, we'll attend.
VKC: Thanks, Mt. Thomas 509.
Alex: You're only encouraging him.
Jonesy: Well, at least he got the call sign right!
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Old man (about Alex): That's no Sergeant!
Alex: Who the hell's this?
Joss: This is the guy that stole the perfume from the chemist.
Old man (about Alex): That's just a mannequin in a uniform!
Matt (holds up lingerie): And he'd also stolen these...
Joss (holds up dog collar and lead): And this...
Alex: What's he gonna do...EURGH! He's all yours.
Alex: Who the hell's this?
Joss: This is the guy that stole the perfume from the chemist.
Old man (about Alex): That's just a mannequin in a uniform!
Matt (holds up lingerie): And he'd also stolen these...
Joss (holds up dog collar and lead): And this...
Alex: What's he gonna do...EURGH! He's all yours.
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Old man's son: I'm sorry, Constable. Has he been difficult?
Matt: Well...he's been singing.
Matt: Well...he's been singing.
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Tom (to Alex): If you can't be a decent Sergeant, at least be a decent father!
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Alex: Come on, when was the last time you had something green?
Jonesy: Oh...last night. We had a packet of spearmint leaves, didn't we mate?
Alex: Eat your vegetables...Both of you!
Jonesy: Oh...last night. We had a packet of spearmint leaves, didn't we mate?
Alex: Eat your vegetables...Both of you!
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[Rory makes a disgusted look at Jonesy.]
Jonesy: Well, there's only one way I'm going to get through this.
Jonesy: Well, there's only one way I'm going to get through this.
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[Jonesy grabs a tomato sauce bottle and squirts it onto the vegetables.]
Jonesy: Beat the old dead horse...there you go, mate.
Jonesy: Beat the old dead horse...there you go, mate.
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[He hands the bottle to Rory. Rory smiles as he squirts sauce on his vegetables.]
Jonesy (to Alex): What?!
Jonesy (to Alex): What?!
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[Old man goes into the old lady's house.]
Matt: Let's get him...
Joss (stops him): Nah, nah, nah. Hang on...it's not like he's gonna take all day.
Matt: Let's get him...
Joss (stops him): Nah, nah, nah. Hang on...it's not like he's gonna take all day.
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[Joss and Matt laugh. Scene cuts to them waiting bored under an umbrella.]
Joss: Well, he's got staying power, doesn't he?
Joss: Well, he's got staying power, doesn't he?
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Matt: Oh, drop the act.
Old man (singing): Take me baaaack...
Matt: And no more singing!
Old man (singing): Take me baaaack...
Matt: And no more singing!
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