Blue Heelers Quotes
Maggie: Why does every Christmas turn every driver into testosterone on wheels?
PJ: Yeah, and that's only the women.
Maggie: Oh, ha, ha.
PJ: Yeah, and that's only the women.
Maggie: Oh, ha, ha.
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Maggie: Have you talked to Gina yet?
Adam: What about?
Maggie (sarcastically): Oh, Carols by Candlelight, Adam, what do you think?
Adam: What about?
Maggie (sarcastically): Oh, Carols by Candlelight, Adam, what do you think?
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PJ: Well, it's always been sort of one of my fantasies to get in there and sort of rescue you.
Maggie: Really?
PJ: Yeah.
Maggie: Really?
PJ: Yeah.
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Monica: So, have you decided on a name for the dog yet, Clancy?
Clancy: Yeah, Monica...and she's a bitch!
Clancy: Yeah, Monica...and she's a bitch!
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Tom: Tell me you didn't do that! There are people's lives at risk out there, and you're swallowing drawing pins!
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Tom (to Nick): What's it like out there?
Nick (to Tom): It's like a bunch of headless chooks having a fun run.
Nick (to Tom): It's like a bunch of headless chooks having a fun run.
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Maggie: PJ, I'm not the one you have to convince.
PJ: Yes, you are. You're the only one that matters.
PJ: Yes, you are. You're the only one that matters.
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Maggie: I've thought about this, and it wouldn't work.
PJ: I don't believe that.
Maggie: Yeah, you do...can we please keep this professional for both our sakes?
PJ: I don't believe that.
Maggie: Yeah, you do...can we please keep this professional for both our sakes?
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PJ: Next thing you're going to tell us that you've been bonking in the cells.
Adam's girlfriend: Oh no...we used your office.
Adam's girlfriend: Oh no...we used your office.
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[Maggie laughs in the background, until PJ turns around and she quickly stops.]
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Nick: It's nice to know we've got law abiding drivers today.
Wayne: Yeah, either that or some helpful citizen's put a sign up down the road.
Wayne: Yeah, either that or some helpful citizen's put a sign up down the road.
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Adam: Ah, sounds like a job for the granny squad, Boss.
Tom: That's not funny, Cooper.
Tom: That's not funny, Cooper.
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Maggie: Wayne...he put his arms around me and he took me to bed. But no, it wasn't like that. He was very warm and loving and so incredibly gentle. I fell for him in such a big way.
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Tom: Well, whatever else Wayne had going for him, he certainly had a fine bunch of workmates. Proud of you.
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Roz: I loved Wayne.
Nick: Sure you did, that's why you shot through on him isn't it?
Roz: It wasn't like that Nick. Do you have any idea what it feels like to be told your husband's been shot? To nurse him back to health only to see him strap on that bloody gun again, do you?
Nick: Do you have any idea what it feels like to put the gun on and do the job? No, you've got no idea. You've got no idea because you shot through on him. He came back to us because he knew we'd back him up.Do you know what it's like for me, to hear from someone like you, that I can't go to my mates funeral?
Nick: Sure you did, that's why you shot through on him isn't it?
Roz: It wasn't like that Nick. Do you have any idea what it feels like to be told your husband's been shot? To nurse him back to health only to see him strap on that bloody gun again, do you?
Nick: Do you have any idea what it feels like to put the gun on and do the job? No, you've got no idea. You've got no idea because you shot through on him. He came back to us because he knew we'd back him up.Do you know what it's like for me, to hear from someone like you, that I can't go to my mates funeral?
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Heelers (singing): Why was she born so beautiful, why was she born at all? Because she had no say in it, no say in it at all.
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Nick (about Anna): It's 350 degrees in the shade, she's four hundred years pregnant, we're gonna give her a lift.
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PJ: Well, women's bodies are not my expertise.
Adam: Oh, that's not what I've heard!
Adam: Oh, that's not what I've heard!
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Jack: They expect us to fight against filth but they won't let us fight dirty.
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Tom: No, PJ, why don't you take all the credit?
Maggie: Or, how about, "Big head finally cracks it"?
Maggie: Or, how about, "Big head finally cracks it"?
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Maggie: Yeah, that's a good idea, Adam. What's she like?
Adam: She's got amazing eyes.
Adam: She's got amazing eyes.
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