Blue Heelers Quotes
Maggie: I'm Maggie Doyle.
Dash: Dash McKinley.
Maggie: Nice to meet you. You know, Adam's right. You do have very lovely eyes.
Dash: Dash McKinley.
Maggie: Nice to meet you. You know, Adam's right. You do have very lovely eyes.
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Maggie: Hey, oh listen - just a word of warning. We, ah, don't mention the Boss' weight.
Nick: Or his age.
Dash: You mean I've got to make special allowances because my Sergeant's a fat guy with a complex about his age...why doesn't someone tell him to go on a diet or something? He can use my bike if he wants to get some exercise. And if he's still a Sergeant at his age, then that is his problem.
Nick: Or his age.
Dash: You mean I've got to make special allowances because my Sergeant's a fat guy with a complex about his age...why doesn't someone tell him to go on a diet or something? He can use my bike if he wants to get some exercise. And if he's still a Sergeant at his age, then that is his problem.
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Dash: Listen...I really don't think I can handle calling you Boss. And Sergeant Croydon sounds like you're up yourself...so I thought I'd just stick to calling you Tom. Night, Tom.
Tom: Goodnight, Deidre. There are no secrets in the Victoria Police.
Tom: Goodnight, Deidre. There are no secrets in the Victoria Police.
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Maggie: PJ, the only stress in your life is choosing what topping you're going to put on your pizza.
PJ: Now, that's important.
PJ: Now, that's important.
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Maggie (to PJ): Sex may dominate your life, but it doesn't dominate mine. Now stay out of my way and stay out of my life!
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Tom: Leaving aside, McKinley, the stupidity of thinking you can get rich quick on the pokies, I am far from happy that one of my colleagues has got herself involved in a business deal with a complainant.
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Adam: Well, it would have been okay if she didn't gamble it all away.
Tom: Well, that is totally obvious.
Tom: Well, that is totally obvious.
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Tom (to Johnny): I was suffering from the delusion that you might have enough sense to keep your pants on while you're on a case.
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Tom: Cooper, you can go with Johnny...unless you have an urgent chore like cleaning the toilets.
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PJ: So, what's your favourite story?
Kanga: Jack and the Beanstalk.
Maggie: Mother wants son to sell the family cow, he exchanges it for beans, he climbs a beanstalk, he tackles a giant.
PJ: Mate, um, yeah, there's this boy, right? And his name is Jack. Well, his mum wants him to get rid of this cow. She tells him to take the cow to this market. And when he goes to the market, he comes back, and he finds, he finds out that he's got beans in the bag! He's got plenty of beans, he's been conned!
Kanga: What's conned?
PJ: Well, it means that the beans are in the bag instead of the money. Now, anyway, Jack's got this girlfriend, this very, very pretty - well, pretty skinny girl, called Olive Oil. And, ah, Olive Oil is, well, she's got this big grumpy man called Brutus and he's a big giant.
Kanga: That's not the story!
PJ: Yeah, yeah, this is the story. That's the story I know. And now this Jack, you know, he's always, ah, eating this spinach because he's a friend of Popeye's. And, ah, and when he eats this spinach, he drops it down, really really big, swallows it down and after he does, he gets all this, he gets all this super human strength!
Kanga: Jack and the Beanstalk.
Maggie: Mother wants son to sell the family cow, he exchanges it for beans, he climbs a beanstalk, he tackles a giant.
PJ: Mate, um, yeah, there's this boy, right? And his name is Jack. Well, his mum wants him to get rid of this cow. She tells him to take the cow to this market. And when he goes to the market, he comes back, and he finds, he finds out that he's got beans in the bag! He's got plenty of beans, he's been conned!
Kanga: What's conned?
PJ: Well, it means that the beans are in the bag instead of the money. Now, anyway, Jack's got this girlfriend, this very, very pretty - well, pretty skinny girl, called Olive Oil. And, ah, Olive Oil is, well, she's got this big grumpy man called Brutus and he's a big giant.
Kanga: That's not the story!
PJ: Yeah, yeah, this is the story. That's the story I know. And now this Jack, you know, he's always, ah, eating this spinach because he's a friend of Popeye's. And, ah, and when he eats this spinach, he drops it down, really really big, swallows it down and after he does, he gets all this, he gets all this super human strength!
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Tom: Oh, right. When Constables start reading your mind, I think it's time to quit!
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Dash: Do you ever learn how to knock?
Nick: No need to. I'm six foot four, 16 stone, and I'm a policeman.
Nick: No need to. I'm six foot four, 16 stone, and I'm a policeman.
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Maggie: I didn't want to think about what it would be like around here without you...I didn't want to lose you.
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PJ: We missed a lot of opportunities, hey, Mags. I've been a bit of an idiot. I could never tell you. It's probably my fault. Sorry. I love you, Mags.
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Nick: That could be half the male population...that could be PJ!
Dash: Nup, he had more hair.
Nick: As in longer or thicker?
Dash: Just more.
Dash: Nup, he had more hair.
Nick: As in longer or thicker?
Dash: Just more.
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Tom: PJ, you need to take a few breaths.
PJ: What?
Tom: Go back into your office and close the door. Flop forward like this...collapsing your diaphragm, force the air out of your lungs, slowly...slowly straighten up, letting it all flow back in. Do that 3 times and I think you might get things back into perspective.
PJ: Right...
Tom: Do it! Close the door!
PJ (to Nick): I don't think he should be back on the job.
PJ: What?
Tom: Go back into your office and close the door. Flop forward like this...collapsing your diaphragm, force the air out of your lungs, slowly...slowly straighten up, letting it all flow back in. Do that 3 times and I think you might get things back into perspective.
PJ: Right...
Tom: Do it! Close the door!
PJ (to Nick): I don't think he should be back on the job.
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Maggie: Where do you think you're going with all your bits hanging out like that!
Nick: Oh, sorry, Margaret. Early Christmas present.
Nick: Oh, sorry, Margaret. Early Christmas present.
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Maggie: Maybe she never knew what a big chance you were prepared to take on her.
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Maggie: Oh, no problem at all. I'll just curl up in the foetal position and forget that I've been buried alive, shall I?
PJ: Well, at least you've got good company!
PJ: Well, at least you've got good company!
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Maggie: Relationships and police work, they just don't mix. You know, someone should really write that in the rule book, I think.
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PJ: There is one person I know, who comes pretty close. Um...I guess if I lose her, I lose her for good.
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