Blue Heelers Quotes

Maggie: Well, maybe she never knew what a big chance you were prepared to take on her?

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PJ: You know, I always wanted maybe six kids.
Maggie: Six? A basketball team plus a reserve bench.

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Maggie: Have you ever changed a nappy?
PJ: No, you're right. I think one is plenty.

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Nick: Yeah, he's going to become a Daddy, young Cooper.
Guest star: Yeah, first one?
Nick: Well, that he'll admit to.

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Nick: Maggie Doyle, you poor thing, you don't have to follow me around just 'cause you're pregnant.
Maggie: Nick...
Nick: And dear, if it's twins, we'll sell the ute and buy a combie!

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Nick: There's a nice pay check for Margaret...who have you been sleeping with?

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PJ: Who's playing the hubby?
Maggie: You volunteering?

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PJ: Are you 100% sure of the decision you made?
Maggie: Only fools are 100% sure of anything. Cheers!

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Nick: I mean, I don't know Margaret...what is our little backwater coming to? I don't know, maybe it's time we...got married and moved elsewhere?

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Maggie: Sandra, hi, it's Maggie. Thankyou so much for doing that for me so quickly. Ah...yeah, I'll put him back on for you. Oh, I should tell you that his wife is expecting their fifth...Yeah, two sets of twins. They're gorgeous kids. Well, most of the good ones are taken. I'll put him back on. Oh, okay...bye bye.
PJ: I wasn't coming onto her, she was coming onto me.
Maggie: I know.

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Compo: What is the point of paying taxes if you won't arrest me?
Nick: Compo, you don't even pay taxes, so shut up!

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PJ: Do you want me to go?
Maggie: No, I don't. I love you. I love you so much.

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Tom: Well, with respect, PJ, when I hear you two shouting accusations at each other so loudly that they can almost be heard by passers by on the street, I don't know whether either of you are capable of investigating this at all!

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Tom: It's just a card, you know, for Christmas.
Adam: Oh well, Boss, you can always use it next year, can't you?
Tom: Thankyou for sharing that, Cooper.

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Nick: You want justice? Don't kidnap other people's children.

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Tony: What's the first thing you think of when you see a dead body?
Nick: I'm glad it's not me.

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Nick: Pull your neck in, Merv, or you could be receiving a summons for willful damage to a football.

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Nick: The police don't go away on holidays, Tony. We work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year protecting the Mt. Thomas community.

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Maggie: Well, that's better than sending her off to Timbuktu when she'd actually prefer the Persian carpet.

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Maggie: You're paranoid.
PJ: Oh come on, what's paranoid? She hates me, I mean she just hates me...she's always hated me.
Maggie: I rest my case.

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PJ: You know what, Doyle? You're a sticky beak!

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Adam: Nick horse riding? You've got to be kidding. His feet will drag on the ground.

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Dash: How'd you get promoted?
Nick: I'm a good copper. I work hard...and most importantly, McKinley...I slept with the Boss.

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PJ: What, your ears? I love your ears.
Maggie: Do you?
PJ: I love them.

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Maggie: Oh, and your eyes. I would just love it if she had your eyes.

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Nick: He's an old courtroom charmer, isn't he? I think it's because he wears a wig, you know.

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Maggie: He's buying me dinner.
PJ: Slimy bastard.
Maggie: Well, what would you do if you were in my situation?
PJ: Order up big!

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Nick: How's it going, Doyley? You dirty rotten stop out!
Maggie: Excuse me?
Nick: I hear the drought's broken in a big way!

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[Phone rings.]
Maggie: I better get that.
Nick: You're already getting it from what I hear.

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Maggie: Well, Leila, why don't you just go over to Merv's place?
Leila: Maggie, you know a real lady would never call on a man!

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