Blue Heelers Quotes
Charlie: Now the sun sets over there, doesn't it?
Maggie (to Dash): Hey, if we kill him here, now, no one will ever know, will they?
Maggie (to Dash): Hey, if we kill him here, now, no one will ever know, will they?
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Dash: I don't know, I'm just way down the list because everyone else in here looks so much sicker than me.
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Maggie: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
PJ: Well, that's why we get along so well, Mags.
PJ: Well, that's why we get along so well, Mags.
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PJ: Well, look at this! Quite romantic, hey? Prawns? You never cook prawns for me, Mags!
Maggie: Well, I wanted tonight to be special.
Maggie: Well, I wanted tonight to be special.
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PJ: Yeah, well, you sort of like him, don't you?
Maggie: It's for you. I knew you'd come over.
Maggie: It's for you. I knew you'd come over.
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Maggie: Who are you calling unprofessional? You've had a problem with Ben since he walked through the front door.
PJ: No I haven't, he's a good bloke.
Maggie: Yes, you have. You can't stand the fact that he's...
Nick: The fact that he's handsome and virile?
Maggie: ...That he's another detective.
PJ: No I haven't, he's a good bloke.
Maggie: Yes, you have. You can't stand the fact that he's...
Nick: The fact that he's handsome and virile?
Maggie: ...That he's another detective.
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Nick: Well I think he's handsome and virile...and he smells nice.
PJ: Oh, get stuffed.
PJ: Oh, get stuffed.
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Adam: Don't screw it up, it's supposed to be silly. Hang on, let's see...hey, "It's better to keep a secret than a lover".
PJ: Well, mine says I'm going to be the president of a cracker factory.
PJ: Well, mine says I'm going to be the president of a cracker factory.
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PJ: Yeah, I would offer you my spare room, but it's currently being sprayed for cockroaches.
Nick: Yes, they're after his collection of pizza boxes.
Nick: Yes, they're after his collection of pizza boxes.
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Maggie: PJ, the music is playing, the lights are on, both our cars are in the driveway...You wouldn't have to be a detective to work out we're here.
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Ben: PJ, get over yourself. You're not their big brother.
PJ: No, I'm not, Ben, but you see, Tom Croydon thinks that he's their father.
PJ: No, I'm not, Ben, but you see, Tom Croydon thinks that he's their father.
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PJ: Well, is that normally how you talk to banks, Mags, 'cause I've got to tell you...I was really embarrassed.
Maggie: PJ, that short, pigeon-toed, simple-minded beaurocrat was asked a direct question. He couldn't even look me in the eye and give me an answer. He's hindering a police enquiry as far as I'm concerned.
Maggie: PJ, that short, pigeon-toed, simple-minded beaurocrat was asked a direct question. He couldn't even look me in the eye and give me an answer. He's hindering a police enquiry as far as I'm concerned.
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PJ: Now you know, now he's going to transfer one of us, we'll be gone. We'll be split up. Off to woop woop.
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Tom: Personal relationships between colleagues...friendship relations are fine, but...in my experience, office romances - can...ah...have a disasterous effect on discipline and efficiency and - look, the bloke can charm the birds out of the trees, but I mean, well, you must know about his track record with relationships.
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Zoe: Oh, if that's the romantic proposal, then God help the rest of the marriage.
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Maggie: Er, no, but I'm sure by this afternoon I'll be hankering for some company, so can I put in an order now, for what, a tall dark handsome detective bearing wine, some seafood, an overnight bag and ah...
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Jessie: Do you think she still loves me from heaven?
Maggie: Yes, I know she does. Sisters never stop loving their brothers. Never ever...come on, give us a hug. Good boy.
Maggie: Yes, I know she does. Sisters never stop loving their brothers. Never ever...come on, give us a hug. Good boy.
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Robbie: You're right, I've never done anything for Maggie...I could have taken her and that kid back to Mt. Thomas...I could have saved them.
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PJ: Maggie, he gave his life for you. That's not hate. That's the greatest act of love I've ever seen.
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Adam: For a minute there, I thought I was going to lose you. I don't think I've ever been so frightened in my life.
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PJ: Mr. Greenwood?
Maggie: He's here about some lost property. It seems he lost a camera at Guver's Leap last night. Um...it's a video camera he was recording what he saw there. It also had a starlight attachment...it's a lens. It means you can see...everything in the dark.
PJ: Good...Mr. Greenwood?
Maggie: He's here about some lost property. It seems he lost a camera at Guver's Leap last night. Um...it's a video camera he was recording what he saw there. It also had a starlight attachment...it's a lens. It means you can see...everything in the dark.
PJ: Good...Mr. Greenwood?
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