Blue Heelers Quotes
[Men pull Simon Barclay back onto the balcony.]
PJ: Littering?
Tess: It was the first thing I thought of.
PJ: Littering?
Tess: It was the first thing I thought of.
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Tom: We don't have to make a decision straight away. Why don't we just sit on it for a while and make a decision at a later date?
Tess: Sure, Boss. Tomorrow's read-out, then.
Tess: Sure, Boss. Tomorrow's read-out, then.
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Tess: Tina Fulton is a hopeless mother, it's Hayley who's holding that family together.
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Jack: You're really gunning for her, aren't you?
Tess: I'm not gunning for anybody.
Tess: I'm not gunning for anybody.
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Tess: So you don't know who attacked you?
Rollo: I already told you, the mongrel hit me from behind, or else you'd be patching him up.
Rollo: I already told you, the mongrel hit me from behind, or else you'd be patching him up.
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Tom: If someone was going through the back streets of Mt. Thomas, assaulting innocent citizens, I think we'd have heard of it by now.
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Tom: Sergeant, is this the new "across the board" interviewing technique, or is it just reserved for the more deserving cases?
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PJ: Unbelievable! I just found out why my Mum hasn't been returning my phone calls.
Tess: Is she alright?
PJ: Oh yeah, she's fine. She's been having a dirty weekend with some guy that lives down the road.
Tess: Yeah? Good on her!
PJ: Tess, this is my mother we're talking about.
Tess: So?
PJ: So...mother's aren't supposed to do things like this. How would you feel if it was your mother?!
Tess: Is she alright?
PJ: Oh yeah, she's fine. She's been having a dirty weekend with some guy that lives down the road.
Tess: Yeah? Good on her!
PJ: Tess, this is my mother we're talking about.
Tess: So?
PJ: So...mother's aren't supposed to do things like this. How would you feel if it was your mother?!
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Falcon-Price: I know you'll give him a typical Mt. Thomas welcome.
Jo: Yeah! Strip search!
Jo: Yeah! Strip search!
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PJ: You were a grave digger!
Jonesy: Yeah. I mean, it's dirty work. But you meet a lot of people, they're mostly dead.
PJ: At least they don't talk back.
Jonesy: Yeah. I mean, it's dirty work. But you meet a lot of people, they're mostly dead.
PJ: At least they don't talk back.
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Falcon-Price: Well, it's a bit old fashioned.
Ben: Tradition.
Jo: Kind of like a working museum, really.
Tom: But we like it that way, don't we, Parrish?
Ben: Tradition.
Jo: Kind of like a working museum, really.
Tom: But we like it that way, don't we, Parrish?
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Tess: I think we might have a few idiots drag racing.
Jonesy: Oh, yeah. Done a bit of that too.
Tess: What?!
Jonesy: When I was young and stupid.
Jonesy: Oh, yeah. Done a bit of that too.
Tess: What?!
Jonesy: When I was young and stupid.
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Ronnie: You wouldn't of been able to get away with anything!
Jonesy: You're telling me! Mum used to have Dad dust the biscuit tin for finger prints!
Jonesy: You're telling me! Mum used to have Dad dust the biscuit tin for finger prints!
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Jonesy: Is it possible to get lost in Mt. Thomas?
Chris: A few people manage to. Tom's been getting lost for years.
Chris: A few people manage to. Tom's been getting lost for years.
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Tess: Jo, you better do something about this statement of yours.
Jo: No way! That is exactly what happened.
Tess: No, I meant fix the typos. Price is spelt with an 'E' on the end, not a 'k'.
Jo: Yes, well, once you know him it's the only way you can spell it.
Jo: No way! That is exactly what happened.
Tess: No, I meant fix the typos. Price is spelt with an 'E' on the end, not a 'k'.
Jo: Yes, well, once you know him it's the only way you can spell it.
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Ben: Well that's something you don't get to see every day...an Inspector up a tree.
Jonesy: You right up there, sir? Would you like us to call the fire brigade for you...
Falcon-Price: What are you doing here?
Jonesy: Oh, we're on our way back from Frenchman's gully.
Ben: We thought we'd just pop by and see if you needed any 'back-up'.
Falcon-Price: I don't need any 'back-up'. I don't need anything from you.
Jonesy: You right up there, sir? Would you like us to call the fire brigade for you...
Falcon-Price: What are you doing here?
Jonesy: Oh, we're on our way back from Frenchman's gully.
Ben: We thought we'd just pop by and see if you needed any 'back-up'.
Falcon-Price: I don't need any 'back-up'. I don't need anything from you.
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Jonesy: I don't know how you did it but you're a bloody genius. (Hands Jo a twenty dollar note)
Jo: Thank-you!
Jo: Thank-you!
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Superintendent: And what about you Inspector? You crashed a police car, fell out of a tree and got yourself abducted!
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Tess: No, I don't mind, Boss. I had a quiet night...sticking pins in my PJ doll.
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Jo: So, what do witches eat for breakfast? Toad in the hole with rea; toads, mutes on toast...
Jonesy: Innocent young policemen.
Jonesy: Innocent young policemen.
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