Blue Steel Quote

[a bashful couple approach the hotel desk clerk]

Hank, innkeeper: Just sign Mr. and Mrs. right there. I suppose you folks would like the bridal chamber?

The bridegroom: [smile in embarrassment] How much?

Hank, innkeeper: Well, we always get two dollars for the bridal chamber. You see, it's the best in the house.
[Bridegroom pays]

Hank, innkeeper: And please be as quiet as possible! The man next to you gets up at five.

Movie: Blue Steel

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