Bones Quotes
Booth: You put a hit out on my partner?
Ortez: She's not FBI.
Booth: [punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, see. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.
Ortez: She's not FBI.
Booth: [punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, see. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.
TV Show: Bones
Zack: This is the third time in a row we've investigated without Booth. I don't like it.
Brennan: Why? He mostly ignores you.
Zack: Ignoring me is Booth's way of acknowledging my presence. It's a guy thing.
Brennan: Why? He mostly ignores you.
Zack: Ignoring me is Booth's way of acknowledging my presence. It's a guy thing.
TV Show: Bones
Booth: The FBI doesn't have jurisdiction on a golf course.
Brennan: Well who does?
Booth: I don't know, try the PGA. You know, you've done a couple of cases without me and you miss me.
Brennan: Zack misses you, not me.
Booth: Zack and I don't even talk!
Brennan: He seems to think it's a male bonding ritual.
Booth: Maybe he's right.
Brennan: No it's not.
Booth: Could be.
Brennan: You told him that so you wouldn't have to talk to him!
Booth: Well it was nicer than shooting him!
Brennan: Well who does?
Booth: I don't know, try the PGA. You know, you've done a couple of cases without me and you miss me.
Brennan: Zack misses you, not me.
Booth: Zack and I don't even talk!
Brennan: He seems to think it's a male bonding ritual.
Booth: Maybe he's right.
Brennan: No it's not.
Booth: Could be.
Brennan: You told him that so you wouldn't have to talk to him!
Booth: Well it was nicer than shooting him!
TV Show: Bones
Booth: Next time, you know, you miss me, pick up the phone, call me. We'll do lunch..or something
Brennan: *open mouthed, denying* I DO NOT miss you!
Booth: *teasing manner* Yeah..You MISS me!!Come on..
Brennan: *denying*I do not miss you!
Booth: ...say it
Brennan: *defending herself* I DO NOT MISS YOU!
Brennan: *open mouthed, denying* I DO NOT miss you!
Booth: *teasing manner* Yeah..You MISS me!!Come on..
Brennan: *denying*I do not miss you!
Booth: ...say it
Brennan: *defending herself* I DO NOT MISS YOU!
TV Show: Bones
Zack: Assume the victim was frozen solid when he was fed into the chipper.
Brennan: No way!
Booth: [to Brennan] The correct response would be "yes way."
Brennan: Oh. [to Zack] Yes way.
Brennan: No way!
Booth: [to Brennan] The correct response would be "yes way."
Brennan: Oh. [to Zack] Yes way.
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: I suggest we try to match this reconstruction with escort ads, both internet and print in the D.C. area.
Zack: Oh, I'll do that!! ...Was that overly enthusiastic?
Zack: Oh, I'll do that!! ...Was that overly enthusiastic?
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: I feel like kicking him.
Booth: That's normal after a pursuit. We try not to do that.
Booth: That's normal after a pursuit. We try not to do that.
TV Show: Bones
Angela: What's goin' on? Why's every guy from the Jeffersonian here?
Hodgins: They're scientists. This is a fascinating scientific inquiry.
Angela: Oh my god. They're all out here because your going to feed something through this wood chipper.
Hodgins: Not just something. [pulls sheet off of table] Ta da! Frozen pig!
Angela: uhh...
Zack: The morphology of pig bones is almost identical to human bone.
Hodgins: By feeding the pig through the wood chipper we'll be able to determine a dispersal pattern of the fragments.
Zack: By comparing the pulverized pigs remains to the ones we found at the golf course we'll be able to tell if this is the actual wood chipper the victim was fed through.
Angela: Liars! You just want to see what happens when you toss some frozen pig into a wood chipper.
Hodgins: They're scientists. This is a fascinating scientific inquiry.
Angela: Oh my god. They're all out here because your going to feed something through this wood chipper.
Hodgins: Not just something. [pulls sheet off of table] Ta da! Frozen pig!
Angela: uhh...
Zack: The morphology of pig bones is almost identical to human bone.
Hodgins: By feeding the pig through the wood chipper we'll be able to determine a dispersal pattern of the fragments.
Zack: By comparing the pulverized pigs remains to the ones we found at the golf course we'll be able to tell if this is the actual wood chipper the victim was fed through.
Angela: Liars! You just want to see what happens when you toss some frozen pig into a wood chipper.
TV Show: Bones
Hodgins: : I'm doing the fecal flotation right now... Wow, don't get to say that a lot.
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: I have trekked through Tibet, avoiding the Chinese army. I think I can handle meeting someone for dinner
Booth: Fine, you know what? You have fun with Dick431 or whatever his handle is.
Brennan: Yeah! I will!
Booth: Good!
Brennan: Thanks!
Booth: Fine!
Brennan: Good!
Booth: Fine, you know what? You have fun with Dick431 or whatever his handle is.
Brennan: Yeah! I will!
Booth: Good!
Brennan: Thanks!
Booth: Fine!
Brennan: Good!
TV Show: Bones
[Booth is looking at Brennan's music collection.]
Booth: : Tibetan throat singers... Rock on, Bones.
Booth: : Tibetan throat singers... Rock on, Bones.
TV Show: Bones
Booth: Did they gather all the evidence from the explosion?
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: You're sure?
Brennan: Yes. Booth, I was there. They were very thorough and I was very annoying.
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: You're sure?
Brennan: Yes. Booth, I was there. They were very thorough and I was very annoying.
TV Show: Bones
[In the hospital]
Booth: I don't know if I have to stay here.
Brennan: You got blown up.
Booth: Pshaw. I've been worse.
Brennan: You have burns, lacerations, two broken ribs, fracture of the clavicle...
Booth: Okay...I got blown up. [reaches for pudding on table] Can you...can you hand me one of the puddings?
Booth: I don't know if I have to stay here.
Brennan: You got blown up.
Booth: Pshaw. I've been worse.
Brennan: You have burns, lacerations, two broken ribs, fracture of the clavicle...
Booth: Okay...I got blown up. [reaches for pudding on table] Can you...can you hand me one of the puddings?
TV Show: Bones
Angela: Let's talk revenge, bloodlust.
Brennan: The cathartic release we are looking for can only be achieved when we successfully gather enough evidence to neutralize the person or persons responsible for putting Booth in the hospital.
Zack: Neutralize can mean either kill or arrest?
Brennan: Yes, it can mean either.
Brennan: The cathartic release we are looking for can only be achieved when we successfully gather enough evidence to neutralize the person or persons responsible for putting Booth in the hospital.
Zack: Neutralize can mean either kill or arrest?
Brennan: Yes, it can mean either.
TV Show: Bones
Hodgins: This conspiracy thing is a lot more intense when you're in the middle of it.
TV Show: Bones
[seeing the rats eating the body]
Brennan: May I borrow your gun?
Booth: Why do you want my gun?
Brennan: I'm not gonna shoot anyone, I promise.
Booth: It's not a hammer or anything.
Brennan: We've been working together for months Booth, a little trust would be nice.
Booth: Careful!
Brennan: May I borrow your gun?
Booth: Why do you want my gun?
Brennan: I'm not gonna shoot anyone, I promise.
Booth: It's not a hammer or anything.
Brennan: We've been working together for months Booth, a little trust would be nice.
Booth: Careful!
TV Show: Bones
[analyzing the medallion evidence]
Goodman: Oh My God!
Angela: [to Hodgins] Aren't you gonna go after him?
Hodgins: Nope!
Angela: Why not?
Hodgins: Because he is now officially in charge of that medallion.
[Angela and Hodgins knuckle-punched]
Goodman: Oh My God!
Angela: [to Hodgins] Aren't you gonna go after him?
Hodgins: Nope!
Angela: Why not?
Hodgins: Because he is now officially in charge of that medallion.
[Angela and Hodgins knuckle-punched]
TV Show: Bones
Booth: Bones, I mean, you do realize that you are discussing motive right now? Psychology, not hard evidence.
Brennan: It won't happen again.
Brennan: It won't happen again.
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: You're nervous.
Angela: I'm not nervous. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to crazy people unless I'm dating them.
Angela: I'm not nervous. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to crazy people unless I'm dating them.
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: [checking the map on the cellphone] Okay, I bet Tic-Toc Team is here...two levels above us.
Booth: Don't call them Tic-Toc team, okay? They're Tac Team, it's short for tactical.
Brennan: But, wait, can I just have a gun at least until they get here?
Booth: [sighs and takes out the gun from his sock] Here. It's not for shooting rats, it's for psychos with climbing axes.
Booth: Don't call them Tic-Toc team, okay? They're Tac Team, it's short for tactical.
Brennan: But, wait, can I just have a gun at least until they get here?
Booth: [sighs and takes out the gun from his sock] Here. It's not for shooting rats, it's for psychos with climbing axes.
TV Show: Bones
Booth: [talking through the radio]Tic-Toc Three!
Tac Team: Did you just called us..Tic-Toc??
Booth: (realized his mistake) Tac Team Three, standby!
Tac Team: Did you just called us..Tic-Toc??
Booth: (realized his mistake) Tac Team Three, standby!
TV Show: Bones
Booth: Bones, give me your gun. Take the restraints out of my belt and put 'em on Kyle. [Bones puts her gun in Booth's pants pocket]
Booth: That's not cocked, is it? Because where that's pointed...
Brennan: You're safe.
Booth: That's not cocked, is it? Because where that's pointed...
Brennan: You're safe.
TV Show: Bones
Booth: Kyle hit the Duke with the candlestick in the crypt.
Goodman: That's very good! Very good. [laughs]
Booth: Right. [laughs]
Brennan: What? What’s the joke?
Booth: Clue?
Brennan: What clue? [Booth and Goodman laugh] What clue?
Booth: Unbelievable, Bones.
Angela: What's funny?
Brennan: I have no idea.
Goodman: That's very good! Very good. [laughs]
Booth: Right. [laughs]
Brennan: What? What’s the joke?
Booth: Clue?
Brennan: What clue? [Booth and Goodman laugh] What clue?
Booth: Unbelievable, Bones.
Angela: What's funny?
Brennan: I have no idea.
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: It took all of my charm—
Booth: All of your charm? Oh boy—
Brennan: Just to get the sheriff to let me look at the skull. When I asked him to let me send the skull to the Jeffersonian, he told me I am not a cop and I don't have any jurisdiction.
Booth: Which is true. Okay, look, what do you want me to do?
Brennan: I want you to get federal on his ass.
Booth: [smiles] Oh!
Booth: All of your charm? Oh boy—
Brennan: Just to get the sheriff to let me look at the skull. When I asked him to let me send the skull to the Jeffersonian, he told me I am not a cop and I don't have any jurisdiction.
Booth: Which is true. Okay, look, what do you want me to do?
Brennan: I want you to get federal on his ass.
Booth: [smiles] Oh!
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: Wait outside while I get dressed.
Booth: No. Unh-uh. The sun's been up for an hour out there. It's already the surface of Mercury. I can stand here, close my eyes, eat my doughnuts. Best I can do, okay?
Booth: No. Unh-uh. The sun's been up for an hour out there. It's already the surface of Mercury. I can stand here, close my eyes, eat my doughnuts. Best I can do, okay?
TV Show: Bones
Brennan: No offence to you, but you're a stodgy traditionalist when it comes to relationships, buddy!
Booth: Stodgy?Stodgy.
Booth: Stodgy?Stodgy.
TV Show: Bones
[Booth, Bones and Angela are stranded in the desert after the sheriff goes to look for his sister.]
Booth: Did either of you bring any water? [The girls show him their small water bottles.]
Angela: Why?
Bones: Because we are way past where Jesus lost his sandals.
Booth: Did either of you bring any water? [The girls show him their small water bottles.]
Angela: Why?
Bones: Because we are way past where Jesus lost his sandals.
TV Show: Bones