Boo! A Madea Halloween Quotes
Alice: Do you believe that Jesus is the Son of God?
Madea: If that's what I gotta do then that's what I'm doing, I believe.
Alice: And you confess your sins?
Madea: [looks around the church]In front of all these children? You want me to confess all my sins in front of these men, I can't do that, I'll have them blushing. [laughs]
Madea: You don't know what I used to do back in the day, honey. It wan't no fun. Bam! [knocks her breasts together]
Madea: If that's what I gotta do then that's what I'm doing, I believe.
Alice: And you confess your sins?
Madea: [looks around the church]In front of all these children? You want me to confess all my sins in front of these men, I can't do that, I'll have them blushing. [laughs]
Madea: You don't know what I used to do back in the day, honey. It wan't no fun. Bam! [knocks her breasts together]
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Jonathan: My name's Jonathan, El Presidente of this here fraterni-tay.
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Madea: [hears shallow breathing behind her]What's that breathing?
Hattie: It's that cloooooown, Ma!
Hattie: It's that cloooooown, Ma!
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Madea: I was reading.
Hattie ,
Aunt Bam: Reading what?
Madea: I was trying to read the Bible.
Aunt Bam: Madea, where is the Bible?
Madea: It's on the table of my heart.
Hattie ,
Aunt Bam: Reading what?
Madea: I was trying to read the Bible.
Aunt Bam: Madea, where is the Bible?
Madea: It's on the table of my heart.
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Madea: I ain't scared of nothing, I ain't scared of nothing. [opens door to the attic, slowly goes up]
Madea: I've never been scared of anything. I've been big all my life, I *had* to be brave. All my life I had to fight. I just ain't ever planned on fighting in Brian's house.
Madea: I've never been scared of anything. I've been big all my life, I *had* to be brave. All my life I had to fight. I just ain't ever planned on fighting in Brian's house.
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Aunt Bam: Madea, what is a Ho-01K?
Madea: That's for hoes. That's for all those women that never ever could pay taxes because they got their money illegally, so you put it all to the side. It's not a 401K, it's a Ho-01K. That's what I got from back in the day when I was stripping.
Madea: That's for hoes. That's for all those women that never ever could pay taxes because they got their money illegally, so you put it all to the side. It's not a 401K, it's a Ho-01K. That's what I got from back in the day when I was stripping.
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Madea: Do you know what I had to do when I was little to get candy?
Aunt Bam: What'd you have to do, Madea?
Madea: I had to give up candy to *get* candy, that's what I had to do.
Aunt Bam: What'd you have to do, Madea?
Madea: I had to give up candy to *get* candy, that's what I had to do.
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Kid 2: [comes up to Madea and Bam]Trick or treat!
Madea: I'm a trick, she's a treat, now get the hell on.
Madea: I'm a trick, she's a treat, now get the hell on.
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Madea: [Tiffany and her friends are being held for Aday's murder]This is what your daddy was trying to tell you, this is what I was trying to make you understand, little girl. Your parents ain't lame because they say 'don't sneak out, don't text and drive', all that stuff is bad and you get people killed.
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Prisoner 3: [looks out bus window]There's my mama and my daddy... my mama, my daddy, and my sister? My sister? [stands up]
Prisoner 3: You killed my sister!
Quinton: No no no! They're black, they're not even related to you!
Prisoner 3: You killed my sister!
Quinton: No no no! They're black, they're not even related to you!
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Prisoner 1: So you killed that girl and now you're crying.
Jonathan: [hysterical]We didn't kill anybody, I swear!
Prisoner 1: There's a dead body in the house, you on this bus with us.
Jonathan: [hysterical]We didn't kill anybody, I swear!
Prisoner 1: There's a dead body in the house, you on this bus with us.
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Jonathan: [about Madea]She's not going to call the cops, is she?
Tiffany: No, she has a lot of warrants. She's crazy but not *that* crazy.
Tiffany: No, she has a lot of warrants. She's crazy but not *that* crazy.
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Aday: I want to go home.
Dino: Me too, home run, I'm talking 5th base.
Aday: [horrified]Is there even a 5th base? *What* is that?
Dino: Why're you freaking out?
Aday: I'm not, what do you mean?
Dino: We get weird on each other.
Aday: I'm only 17.
Dino: Y-you're 17?
Aday: Yes.
Dino: Years old?
Aday: Yes.
Dino: In human years?
Aday: Yes.
Dino: [pause, high pitched scream, runs out of the room]This girl is 17! 17 years old!
Dino: Me too, home run, I'm talking 5th base.
Aday: [horrified]Is there even a 5th base? *What* is that?
Dino: Why're you freaking out?
Aday: I'm not, what do you mean?
Dino: We get weird on each other.
Aday: I'm only 17.
Dino: Y-you're 17?
Aday: Yes.
Dino: Years old?
Aday: Yes.
Dino: In human years?
Aday: Yes.
Dino: [pause, high pitched scream, runs out of the room]This girl is 17! 17 years old!
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Quinton: [busts in on Jonathan and Tiffany]Stop, man, stop!
Dino: Pull the ripcord!
Jonathan: What the hell? Doesn't anybody knock?
Dino: Pull the ripcord!
Jonathan: What the hell? Doesn't anybody knock?
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Tiffany: That was so wrong!
Aday: I know... but at least I'm alive.
Tiffany: [hugs her]I'm sorry.
Aday: I know... but at least I'm alive.
Tiffany: [hugs her]I'm sorry.
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Madea: Does your mama know you dress like that?
Leah: [in a sexy French maid costume]Duh, she's picked it out for me.
Madea: Your *mama* picked that out for you?
Leah ,
Rain: Yeah.
Madea: Damn! Your mama must be one of them Housewives.
Leah: [in a sexy French maid costume]Duh, she's picked it out for me.
Madea: Your *mama* picked that out for you?
Leah ,
Rain: Yeah.
Madea: Damn! Your mama must be one of them Housewives.
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Joe: [after Hattie pops up in a clown costume and Madea hits her]You alright, Hattie?
Hattie: Hell no I ain't alright! She just punched me like a damn dude!
Madea: You lucky I didn't *shoot* your ass!
Hattie: Hell no I ain't alright! She just punched me like a damn dude!
Madea: You lucky I didn't *shoot* your ass!
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Brian: [answers door]Madea, hey!
Madea: [steps in]Hey there, how you doing, baby? Good to see you.
Brian: Shh, I'll tell you about it when you go in... [sees Joe behind her]
Brian: you brought my daddy?
Joe: [entering house]What up, bitch?
Brian: Daddy, don't use that language in this house!
Madea: [steps in]Hey there, how you doing, baby? Good to see you.
Brian: Shh, I'll tell you about it when you go in... [sees Joe behind her]
Brian: you brought my daddy?
Joe: [entering house]What up, bitch?
Brian: Daddy, don't use that language in this house!
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Hattie: Hey Brian!
Brian: Hello Miss Hattie, how you doing?
Hattie: Hey, gimme a hug, Brian!
Brian: [laughs nervously]Oh no no no, I'll pass on that. I'll pass on that.
Hattie: Why?
Aunt Bam: You know why. Every time you hug up on him, you thrust your pelvis into his.
Hattie: What? He a grown ass man, he can take it.
Brian: I don't *want* to take it, Miss Hattie.
Hattie: You can take it if you want it, Brian.
Brian: I don't want it.
Brian: Hello Miss Hattie, how you doing?
Hattie: Hey, gimme a hug, Brian!
Brian: [laughs nervously]Oh no no no, I'll pass on that. I'll pass on that.
Hattie: Why?
Aunt Bam: You know why. Every time you hug up on him, you thrust your pelvis into his.
Hattie: What? He a grown ass man, he can take it.
Brian: I don't *want* to take it, Miss Hattie.
Hattie: You can take it if you want it, Brian.
Brian: I don't want it.
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Aunt Bam: These children today...
Madea: No, it ain't the children, baby, it's the parents. It's *the* damn parents, the parents I don't understand.
Joe: That's what it is right there.
Madea: If the parents were getting in charge of the children here, we wouldn't be having all these issues.
Madea: No, it ain't the children, baby, it's the parents. It's *the* damn parents, the parents I don't understand.
Joe: That's what it is right there.
Madea: If the parents were getting in charge of the children here, we wouldn't be having all these issues.
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Madea: Boy I remember them teenage years. [takes out hammer]
Madea: You got to *drop* the hammer!
Hattie: Mm-hmm.
Madea: Drop the hammer on them. Them teenage years, hell. I'm telling ya, I keeps me a hammer.
Madea: You got to *drop* the hammer!
Hattie: Mm-hmm.
Madea: Drop the hammer on them. Them teenage years, hell. I'm telling ya, I keeps me a hammer.
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Brian: Listen, we have never spanked our children, ever. We didn't do that, we weren't those kinds of parents.
Hattie: Well that's the problem right there.
Aunt Bam: That's right.
Madea: That's right, that's right. Whoop her. Baby, let me tell you something, I'm not telling you to go up there and abuse no child, even though I got a hammer in my purse, I'm just kidding about the hammer. [to Hattie]
Madea: No I'm not. [to Brian]
Madea: But listen, what I'm trying to get you to understand is very very simply, son. Hear me clearly. A little love tap never hurt nobody.
Hattie: Well that's the problem right there.
Aunt Bam: That's right.
Madea: That's right, that's right. Whoop her. Baby, let me tell you something, I'm not telling you to go up there and abuse no child, even though I got a hammer in my purse, I'm just kidding about the hammer. [to Hattie]
Madea: No I'm not. [to Brian]
Madea: But listen, what I'm trying to get you to understand is very very simply, son. Hear me clearly. A little love tap never hurt nobody.
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Brian: Daddy, you shouldn't have pushed me off that roof, that's all I'm gonna say. You shouldn't have pushed me off that roof.
Joe: Again, did you die? Nigga?
Brian: How many times I have to tell you? Stop using that word. That is a *horrible* word. I don't understand why you keep using that word! Stop saying it, it's horrible, it's awful! All these people use it in the music, all these kids are in the club saying it. STOP saying that word!
Joe: Bitch ass.
Joe: Again, did you die? Nigga?
Brian: How many times I have to tell you? Stop using that word. That is a *horrible* word. I don't understand why you keep using that word! Stop saying it, it's horrible, it's awful! All these people use it in the music, all these kids are in the club saying it. STOP saying that word!
Joe: Bitch ass.
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Aunt Bam: I was so worried at my house, you know I'm scared of everything. Scared-of-everything. And this Halloween stuff just give me the creeps.
Madea: She don't like, she don't like Haller-ween.
Aunt Bam: Mm-mm. Don't like it at all, it just give me the creeps. But now I'm alright, 'cause we all here together
Madea: All together.
Aunt Bam: That's right.
Madea: Together.
Madea: She don't like, she don't like Haller-ween.
Aunt Bam: Mm-mm. Don't like it at all, it just give me the creeps. But now I'm alright, 'cause we all here together
Madea: All together.
Aunt Bam: That's right.
Madea: Together.
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Tiffany: [to Madea and the others]Okay well I'm tired of talking to you old people, so I'm going back upstairs.
Aday: [to Madea]Nice to meet you. [follows Tiffany]
Joe: There's something inside me that want to go grab that girl and slap the shit out of her, but I'm not gonna do it.
Aday: [to Madea]Nice to meet you. [follows Tiffany]
Joe: There's something inside me that want to go grab that girl and slap the shit out of her, but I'm not gonna do it.
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Tiffany: Look what I brought home from school.
Joe: What the hell's that?
Tiffany: It's a ghost board, Grandpa.
Joe: Get that, get that on the hell on out of here.
Aunt Bam: No ma'am, uh-uh, get that devilment out of here.
Tiffany: No, it's fun. It's how you communicate with the dead.
Madea: You heard her, get it on out of here, honey. We don't play with stuff like that. Get that up out of here.
Tiffany: No, it's fun.
Madea: I'ma tell you right now, if you open it, that's what you're gonna be. Dead! You gonna be on the other side, honey. We don't play with stuff like that.
Joe: What the hell's that?
Tiffany: It's a ghost board, Grandpa.
Joe: Get that, get that on the hell on out of here.
Aunt Bam: No ma'am, uh-uh, get that devilment out of here.
Tiffany: No, it's fun. It's how you communicate with the dead.
Madea: You heard her, get it on out of here, honey. We don't play with stuff like that. Get that up out of here.
Tiffany: No, it's fun.
Madea: I'ma tell you right now, if you open it, that's what you're gonna be. Dead! You gonna be on the other side, honey. We don't play with stuff like that.
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Tiffany: No, it's a card, it says 'Death'! [ominous whisper]
Tiffany: Oh no.
Madea: Ain't no 'oh no', I'ma tell you right now, y'all children don't understand. Let me make this perfectly clear to you, honey. You don't be playing around, keep playing with the devil, he gonna show up.
Tiffany: Oh no.
Madea: Ain't no 'oh no', I'ma tell you right now, y'all children don't understand. Let me make this perfectly clear to you, honey. You don't be playing around, keep playing with the devil, he gonna show up.
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