Boston Legal Quote
Denny Crane: [Denny is guarding Alan from his night terrors so he is sleeping in the bed with him] [in his sleep]
Denny Crane: Denny Crane. Denny Crane. Denny Crane.
Alan Shore: [Alan gets out of bed and stumbles. He has a rope tied around his leg; the other end is tied to Denny. Alan tries to get up and stumbles again. He tugs on the rope] Hey! Hey!
Denny Crane: What the hell do you...
Alan Shore: Get up, Denny. We're going to the bathroom.
Denny Crane: Untie the knot. [turns over]
Alan Shore: It takes too long. Let's just... get up!
Denny Crane: I'm not getting up!
Alan Shore: It'll take two seconds. [he tugs the rope]
Denny Crane: It's the middle of the night!
Alan Shore: Just get up!
Denny Crane: I'm not gonna get up.
Alan Shore: Dammit! Get up! [he tugs violently at the rope. Denny is pulled from the bed to the floor]
Alan Shore: Happy? [stands up]
Denny Crane: [Denny pulls the rope and Alan falls on top of him. They lie there, face to face] This isn't working for me.
TV Show: Boston Legal
