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Richie: You dropped it!
Eddie: Well I was being run over by the riot squad.
Richie: Well Two wrongs dont make a right young man
Eddie: But at least we got the duck.
(Holds up a rubber duck)
Richie: The duck?
Eddie: Yeah, it floats in the bath.
Richie: Why?
Eddie: It's hollow!
Richie: No, I mean why the duck?
Eddie: It came free with the telly.
Richie: Eddie everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why didn't you get a free telly with the telly?
Eddie: Well it would sink in the bath wouldn't it!

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