Bottom 2001 - An Arse Oddity (V) Quotes
Richie: Is Dave attacking that Seagull?
Eddie: Either that or he's shagging it.
Richie: No the seagulls attacking him! Now with the left, now the right, that's it Dave that's how you fly away.
Eddie: Come on Dave, take your coat off! Kick him where it hurts!
Richie: Ouch! He's kicked himself in the bollocks hasn't he?
Eddie: Look there go all the seagull's mates, flying off, laughing and with Dave's wallet.
Eddie: Either that or he's shagging it.
Richie: No the seagulls attacking him! Now with the left, now the right, that's it Dave that's how you fly away.
Eddie: Come on Dave, take your coat off! Kick him where it hurts!
Richie: Ouch! He's kicked himself in the bollocks hasn't he?
Eddie: Look there go all the seagull's mates, flying off, laughing and with Dave's wallet.
Movie: Bottom 2001 - An Arse Oddity (V)
Richie: So let me get this straight, we aren't in some dark, godless void on the edge of human misery?
Eddie: No we're in Nottingham.
Richie: Same thing isn't it?
Eddie: No we're in Nottingham.
Richie: Same thing isn't it?
Movie: Bottom 2001 - An Arse Oddity (V)
[The pair are drinking tea made with pig's milk]
Eddie: Have you noticed something really odd about the pig? In all the times you have milked it have you noticed it only has one nipple?
Richie: Yeah I had noticed that weird isn't it?
Eddie: Plus it never seems to produce a lot of milk, also have you spotted those two great bollocks it has?" [Richie has a shocked look on face before starting to vomit]
Eddie: Have you noticed something really odd about the pig? In all the times you have milked it have you noticed it only has one nipple?
Richie: Yeah I had noticed that weird isn't it?
Eddie: Plus it never seems to produce a lot of milk, also have you spotted those two great bollocks it has?" [Richie has a shocked look on face before starting to vomit]
Movie: Bottom 2001 - An Arse Oddity (V)