Boyhood Quote

Dad: Have you heard of Sarah Palin?
Samantha: Yes.
Dad: What's the one thing you know about Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter?
Samantha: She's pregnant.
Dad: That's right and what is the one thing you are *not* going to be in a couple of years when you turn 17?
Samantha: Pregnant?
Dad: That's right. All right now, what are the two ways that you can achieve that goal? First is... not have any sex, okay, that's the first way, okay, just not engage in that that did not work out very well for your mother and me; and what's the second way? [Mason tries to leave]
Dad: Where are you going?
Mason: Bathroom.
Dad: You don't want to go to the bathroom. Sit down Mason, just sit down. [looks towards Samantha]
Dad: What's the second way? Huh? [looks towards Mason]
Dad: Is your mother talked to you guys about this stuff?
Samantha: [shy and embarrassed]No. Dad. Dad.
Dad: Wait, no, she talked to you about... contraception? Huh? What? Is she... condoms...
Samantha: No, dad, please, stop.
Dad: She talked about it? What? What?
Samantha: Dad!
Dad: Does Garett have a condom?
Samantha: Oh god! Dad!

Movie: Boyhood

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