Bridget Jones's Baby Quotes
Mark: Well, I can always find time to save the world. And Bridget, you're my world.
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Jack: We could be so good for each other. 97.
Bridget: On paper. But falling in love doesn't happen on paper. Sometimes you love a person because of all the reasons they're not like you. And sometimes you love a person just because they feel like home.
Bridget: On paper. But falling in love doesn't happen on paper. Sometimes you love a person because of all the reasons they're not like you. And sometimes you love a person just because they feel like home.
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Mark: You can do this. You can. We can do it together. Just think what life's thrown at you already. You've turned disasters into triumphs with your sheer, joyful, indefatigable, infectuous lust for life. You've managed this entire pregnancy almost entirely on your own, despite a lunatic mother, repressed men, and boyfriends who don't deserve you.
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Bridget: What if it's not yours?
Mark: Then I'll love him anyway. Just as I love you. Just the way you were, the way you are, the way you always will be.
Mark: Then I'll love him anyway. Just as I love you. Just the way you were, the way you are, the way you always will be.
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Bridget: [voice over]Can't go back and keep making same mistakes. Must keep moving forward and make new ones.
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Bridget: I don't know how to, uh, explain. Um... I'm pregnant.
Jack: Wow. Okay. That's so much better than you being mentally unbalanced.
Jack: Wow. Okay. That's so much better than you being mentally unbalanced.
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Dr. Rawlings: You don't really need them, you know. All they're good for is fitting car seats and blaming things on. They really just get in the way after that. You're absolutely capable of doing this on your own.
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Dad: Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.
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Dr. Rawlings: It's like the final of the X Factor or something. Dial zero one if you want it to be Mark and zero two if you want it to be Jack!
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Bridget: Daniel was a man who touched many of us here today, including me. [murmuring among the crowd]
Bridget: Oh, dear. This is when Daniel would say, Shut up, Jones. And he would be right because all I really need to say is, um, dear Daniel, I will miss you terribly. We all will.
Bridget: Oh, dear. This is when Daniel would say, Shut up, Jones. And he would be right because all I really need to say is, um, dear Daniel, I will miss you terribly. We all will.
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Bridget: We thought it would be really fun to get a photo of us backstage among all these glamorous people. I think that's the guy from Bargain Hunt. It'd be great if you could get him in the shot. Quick, quick, quick!
Ed Sheeran: [holding their phone to take the photo]So you don't want me in the photo at all?
Miranda: Oh, God. You can lose the attitude, babes. Is it really that difficult? [Taking Bridget by the arm and turning away]
Miranda: God. They let any old riff-raff backstage nowadays.
Bridget: I don't know. I thought he was kind of cute. But he looks familiar. I think he works at the Starbucks in Balham!
Ed Sheeran: [holding their phone to take the photo]So you don't want me in the photo at all?
Miranda: Oh, God. You can lose the attitude, babes. Is it really that difficult? [Taking Bridget by the arm and turning away]
Miranda: God. They let any old riff-raff backstage nowadays.
Bridget: I don't know. I thought he was kind of cute. But he looks familiar. I think he works at the Starbucks in Balham!
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Mark: She's gone back to The Hague, where she's now living and I'm not.
Bridget: Oh, I'm so sorry, Mark.
Mark: Right at this precise moment, I'm not sorry at all.
Bridget: Oh, I'm so sorry, Mark.
Mark: Right at this precise moment, I'm not sorry at all.
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Bridget: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?
Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.
Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.
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Bridget: What if it's not yours?
Jack: What?
Bridget: What if the baby turns out to be Mark's?
Jack: Well, I mean, it would certainly change things.
Jack: What?
Bridget: What if the baby turns out to be Mark's?
Jack: Well, I mean, it would certainly change things.
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Bridget: I would not have let you do that on a second date.
Jack: Why not? You let me on the first.
Jack: Why not? You let me on the first.
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Jack: Come on, buddy. Why are you so angry?
Mark: You know what? I'm really not your buddy. And I don't know about vibes and negative energy or prenatal wind and even less about algorithms. So, I will confess that the laws of attraction are somewhat beyond me. In fact, Bridget defies compehension generally. But despite, or perhaps, owing to the bewildering litany of catasthophes I've witnessed over the last 40 years, I feel I've come to know Bridget rather well, and I've spent those years caring for her very deeply. And that may defy automated reasoning, but there's nothing I can do about it.
Mark: You know what? I'm really not your buddy. And I don't know about vibes and negative energy or prenatal wind and even less about algorithms. So, I will confess that the laws of attraction are somewhat beyond me. In fact, Bridget defies compehension generally. But despite, or perhaps, owing to the bewildering litany of catasthophes I've witnessed over the last 40 years, I feel I've come to know Bridget rather well, and I've spent those years caring for her very deeply. And that may defy automated reasoning, but there's nothing I can do about it.
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Dr. Rawlings: I'm not sure how much there is to gain from you two being at the coalface if I'm honest. My ex-husband said it was like watching his favorite pub burn down.
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Dr. Rawlings: Think the pain away. You're pushing and entire human being out of your vagina. I'd like to see them thinking it away.
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Mark: I don't suppose you happen to have a cigarette?
Bridget: No. Gave up 1,891 days ago.
Mark: Not that you're counting.
Bridget: Since when did you smoke?
Mark: I don't. It's been a tense time. Maybe I'm nervous.
Bridget: No. Gave up 1,891 days ago.
Mark: Not that you're counting.
Bridget: Since when did you smoke?
Mark: I don't. It's been a tense time. Maybe I'm nervous.
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Dr. Rawlings: I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.
Bridget: Geriatric? That's outrageous.
Dr. Rawlings: Indeed.
Bridget: Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.
Bridget: Geriatric? That's outrageous.
Dr. Rawlings: Indeed.
Bridget: Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.
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Alice: [Bridget has secured Jack as guest on the show]I have to say, Bridget. I'm actually excited about this next guest. Relevant, relatable, extremely fuckable. Good work.
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Bridget: Really sorry, Dad. Not to know about the father.
Dad: Don't be daft. I know dozens of people who could have been anybody's.
Bridget: So, you're not disappointed? You don't think I belong on Jerry Springer?
Dad: Not a bit. I'm thrilled. Actually, I'm not sure if you're mine, or that nice Lieutenant Colonel's who ran the bowls club.
Bridget: Hm.
Dad: Only joking. You're got my feet. I've always had very dainty feet.
Dad: Don't be daft. I know dozens of people who could have been anybody's.
Bridget: So, you're not disappointed? You don't think I belong on Jerry Springer?
Dad: Not a bit. I'm thrilled. Actually, I'm not sure if you're mine, or that nice Lieutenant Colonel's who ran the bowls club.
Bridget: Hm.
Dad: Only joking. You're got my feet. I've always had very dainty feet.
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Jack: And then I would have bought Swedish furniture for us to make. If we can get through this, we can get through anything.
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Jack: For better or worse, fate has brought us together.
Mark: It wasn't fate, it was condoms.
Jack: What do you mean?
Mark: Those ridiculous dolphin-friendly things from the bottom of Bridget's bag.
Jack: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. When Bridget and I got it on, I was... I was not dressed for the occasion.
Mark: It wasn't fate, it was condoms.
Jack: What do you mean?
Mark: Those ridiculous dolphin-friendly things from the bottom of Bridget's bag.
Jack: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. When Bridget and I got it on, I was... I was not dressed for the occasion.
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Jack: Are you in love with him?
Bridget: I have been. In the past.
Jack: And me?
Bridget: I could be on day.
Bridget: I have been. In the past.
Jack: And me?
Bridget: I could be on day.
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Dr. Rawlings: Bridget, how do you want to do this? Epidural?
Jack: No, you can do this. A positive mental attitude is stronger than any drug. Just think away the pain.
Bridget: Bollocks to that. No, I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.
Jack: Bridget, remember your yoga.
Bridget: Fuck yoga!
Dr. Rawlings: Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. It's supposed to relax one, but I just spend the entire time clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart.
Jack: No, you can do this. A positive mental attitude is stronger than any drug. Just think away the pain.
Bridget: Bollocks to that. No, I want everything. Gas, air, injections, morphine.
Jack: Bridget, remember your yoga.
Bridget: Fuck yoga!
Dr. Rawlings: Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. It's supposed to relax one, but I just spend the entire time clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart.
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Dr. Rawlings: Oh, good! I was wondering how many fathers we get. Full house! Bingo!
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Bridget: His death seems to have hit the Eastern European modeling community particularly hard.
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Bridget: Nice memorial, as memorials go. Almost makes one look forward to one's own.
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