Brothers and Sisters Quotes
Joe Whedon: That's your best quality: you're a secret mess.
Sarah Whedon: Not such a secret.
Joe Whedon: Not such a mess.
Sarah Whedon: Not such a secret.
Joe Whedon: Not such a mess.
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Justin Walker: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Tommy Walker: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.
Tommy Walker: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.
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Justin Walker: You're both crazy. I enlisted because I wanted to. I went back and forth about a thousand times in my head before I went, and nothing anyone said or did was going to change my mind. It was the best and worst decision I have made in my entire life, but you know what, it was my choice. So I'm not gonna fight the recall. I'm going back.
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Kevin Walker: They're just too young to appreciate the pleasures of spitting in someone's mouth.
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Kitty Walker: What am I going to do, Kevin? Help me...
Kevin Walker: Okay, is there any chance you may have garlic, pasta, frozen peas and chicken broth?
Kitty Walker: No peas, but oh, you know what, I do have a little sage leftover from the dead chickens.
Kevin Walker: Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for. And that was too gay a sentence even from me.
Kevin Walker: Okay, is there any chance you may have garlic, pasta, frozen peas and chicken broth?
Kitty Walker: No peas, but oh, you know what, I do have a little sage leftover from the dead chickens.
Kevin Walker: Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for. And that was too gay a sentence even from me.
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Nora Walker: Sarcasm is the refuge for people who know they're wrong and are on the ropes.
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Kitty(on the phone): I am not the person you think I am. That's what you people don't seem to understand. I am not a bitch. I am not aggressively plotting to make our mother feel bad.
Sarah: Then why are you staying in a motel?
Kitty: Because Sarah, the show is putting this up and it's supposed to be a gorgeous room.
Sarah: Then call mom and tell her
Kitty: You know what Sarah, you call mom and you tell her that.
Sarah: I talk to mom everyday, you guys haven't spoke for two years.
Sarah: Then why are you staying in a motel?
Kitty: Because Sarah, the show is putting this up and it's supposed to be a gorgeous room.
Sarah: Then call mom and tell her
Kitty: You know what Sarah, you call mom and you tell her that.
Sarah: I talk to mom everyday, you guys haven't spoke for two years.
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William(to Kitty): We're here all together, and I must announce with some trepidation, you're no longer grounded.
Justin: When she was fourteen, she was grounded indefinitely.
Jonathon: What for?
Kitty: Oh, it had something to do with cigarettes and surf wax.
Tommy: ...And shoplifting and a boy named Pablo
Justin: When she was fourteen, she was grounded indefinitely.
Jonathon: What for?
Kitty: Oh, it had something to do with cigarettes and surf wax.
Tommy: ...And shoplifting and a boy named Pablo
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Justin: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Tommy: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.
Tommy: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.
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Justin: It's too much? You want to know what's too much? She's HERE. Mom invited her here.
Kitty: What do you mean "she's here"?
Justin: I mean she's out there drinking mojitoes and...and wearing big jewelry!
Kitty: What do you mean "she's here"?
Justin: I mean she's out there drinking mojitoes and...and wearing big jewelry!
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Nora: Would you care for some more lamb?
Warren: What's going on?
Nora: What do you mean?
Warren: Well, why isn't anyone but us talking?
Nora: Oh...Well they all think that I don't know that my husband had an affair with that women Holly over there; a long one, with a cunning little cottage built for two to go with it. Yes, Warren you see they all think I'm living in the dark and they're terrified that I'm going to figure it all out tonight. And in their panic and obliviousness and their eagerness to handle me they've lost their very basic ability to conduct themselves in a social circumstance. It's very sad, but there it is...Will someone please pass the mango, peach salsa to Scotty.
Warren: What's going on?
Nora: What do you mean?
Warren: Well, why isn't anyone but us talking?
Nora: Oh...Well they all think that I don't know that my husband had an affair with that women Holly over there; a long one, with a cunning little cottage built for two to go with it. Yes, Warren you see they all think I'm living in the dark and they're terrified that I'm going to figure it all out tonight. And in their panic and obliviousness and their eagerness to handle me they've lost their very basic ability to conduct themselves in a social circumstance. It's very sad, but there it is...Will someone please pass the mango, peach salsa to Scotty.
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Kitty: I could look after Cooper and Paige...
Sarah: No way! Our children are Democrats!
Sarah: No way! Our children are Democrats!
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Tommy: Hand me a screwdriver. You know what a screwdriver looks like, don't you?
Kevin: It's orange and comes in a glass with ice.
Kevin: It's orange and comes in a glass with ice.
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Kevin: You know, this whole anonymity thing is a joke. If it gets well dressed and witty, it's mine.
Justin: You don't stand a chance. My little dudes have been at war.
Kevin: and stoned for the last ten years. Mine are effective.
Tommy: Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life.
Justin: You don't stand a chance. My little dudes have been at war.
Kevin: and stoned for the last ten years. Mine are effective.
Tommy: Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life.
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[Kevin and Kitty are having coffee at an outdoor cafe.]
Kevin: You're the lying whore of the family!
Kitty: And you're the stuck-up bitch!
Kevin: You're the lying whore of the family!
Kitty: And you're the stuck-up bitch!
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Kitty: So I have an interview with Senator McCallister but then when I come back I'd love to help.
Nora: Oh Kitty, sweetie-pie I don't know how to say this delicately but I'm not cremating anything.
Kitty: You know I am an excellent cook, in fact some people even call me a chef.
Nora: Some with a really good sense of humor.
Nora: Oh Kitty, sweetie-pie I don't know how to say this delicately but I'm not cremating anything.
Kitty: You know I am an excellent cook, in fact some people even call me a chef.
Nora: Some with a really good sense of humor.
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Nora: Where did they hide the booze? Tell me, really, I'm not joking.
Saul: Nora, if I knew where it was I'd be drunk by now
Saul: Nora, if I knew where it was I'd be drunk by now
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Robert: If this is where you keep the wine, where do you keep your clothes?
Kitty: Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.
Kitty: Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.
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Robert: I am having like a fifth grade flashback of Deena Segerson and seven minutes in heaven.
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Robert: Have you always been a closet drinker?
Kitty: Are you done?
Robert: No, I'll think of some more
Kitty: Are you done?
Robert: No, I'll think of some more
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Kevin: OK. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP?
Tommy: It's in the closet.
Kitty: You put the wine in my closet.
Tommy: It's in the closet.
Kitty: You put the wine in my closet.
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Kitty: We had to promise no wine when we took Justin out of rehab.
Ida: Out of where?
Kitty: Oh.
Nora: Mother, Justin is in a rehab programme. He's a drug addict.
Kevin: Oh, mom, a little more discretion. We are in the presence of a US senator.
Robert: It's nothing to be embarressed about.
Kevin: But homosexuality is?
Kitty: Oh Kevin, you know. Please, enough. Can you just tell him you have a gay brother too.
Ida: Who's gay?
Kitty: I...
Robert: I think you just outed two brothers for the price of one.
Kevin: Thanks Kitty. That would be me, grandma. I'm gay.
Ida: You're not gay. Justin maybe but you?
Kevin: Oh I am gay, I swear. I am.
Ida: Out of where?
Kitty: Oh.
Nora: Mother, Justin is in a rehab programme. He's a drug addict.
Kevin: Oh, mom, a little more discretion. We are in the presence of a US senator.
Robert: It's nothing to be embarressed about.
Kevin: But homosexuality is?
Kitty: Oh Kevin, you know. Please, enough. Can you just tell him you have a gay brother too.
Ida: Who's gay?
Kitty: I...
Robert: I think you just outed two brothers for the price of one.
Kevin: Thanks Kitty. That would be me, grandma. I'm gay.
Ida: You're not gay. Justin maybe but you?
Kevin: Oh I am gay, I swear. I am.
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Sarah: (To Holly) You've done nothing but cause my family pain, so if your perfect little world has come crashing down around you because the truth has finally come out, you know what, join the damn club!
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Justin: I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be a chivalrous ass.
Kevin: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.
Kevin: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.
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Sarah: There's something weird about this.
Kitty: What?
Sarah: This town.
Kitty: Oh, was the giant man made artichoke in the town square your first clue?
Sarah: No, though that was odd
Kitty: What?
Sarah: This town.
Kitty: Oh, was the giant man made artichoke in the town square your first clue?
Sarah: No, though that was odd
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Robert: From what I hear, Kevin's a serial dater.
Kitty: No, no, no, he just, you know, no, he was just picking the wrong guys.
Robert: Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, man whore.
Kitty: No, no, no, he just, you know, no, he was just picking the wrong guys.
Robert: Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, man whore.
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Rebecca: Okay, I never really had brothers and sisters so I don't know how big families work, um, maybe this is the normal thing to do you know, just do things in a clump, like you all get together, solve problems.
Kevin: No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other.
Sarah: Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
Kevin: No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other.
Sarah: Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
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Julia: Was that the night Kitty threw the trophy at your head?
Tommy: Yeah, that was it. 12 stitches.
Kitty: No, 6. It was 6 stitches and I tossed it you-
Tommy: Threw it.
Kitty: And you just somehow couldn't catch it.
Tommy: Yeah, that was it. 12 stitches.
Kitty: No, 6. It was 6 stitches and I tossed it you-
Tommy: Threw it.
Kitty: And you just somehow couldn't catch it.
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